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Prison of the Dead

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Well...I was quite surprised by the film to be honest. I am a big zombie movie fan and this was a nice distraction. It is very campy and even a little bit silly at times, but there are some out and out good scenes here too. Don't expect Romero, but all in all the film holds together and the zombies look creepy.

What happens when former high school friends turned occult researchers reunite for a classmate's funeral? What happens when an outside party shows up with their own plans? What happens when corpses rise and start killing everyone in their path? I dunno but I'd like to see it. At least I thought I would till I sat through Prison of the Dead. The friends arrive at the Hawthorne funeral home, only the corpse on display isn't dead, yet. It's just a prank planned by Kristoff and the corpse, Calvin. Kristoff explains to Allie, Michelle, and Rory that only death could reunite them. He adds his father plans to offer one million dollars to the finder of the "Talon Key" as a publicity stunt for his newspaper. The key is believed to be somewhere on the grounds of the funeral home, the former Blood Prison, hence the film's title. They play with an Ouija board and Allie starts speaking Latin. Possession can cause that which is a sure-fire catalyst for the dead to rise. They do- three executioners ready to... what else, execute. Meanwhile, Phil, Cat and Jeff arrive to scare our game players. God knows this film could use a scare or two. It seems that Kristoff was caught exploring Phil's girlfriend's nether regions and he holds a grudge. Jeff is sent to fetch the truck and loses his head in the process. The dead are walking, slowly, but walking all the same. Rory and Michelle pair off to do some exploring of their own. The body count really starts here but nothing really memorable. It turns out the Kristoff and Phil are also partners in crime. Call it a plot twist. It left me uninspired. More people are possessed and/or die. The "Talon key" is found but by now you'll be echoing my sentiments. "I paid for this?"

First of all, this movie is not scary at all. The characters walk around the prison until they are frozen in place at random and then killed. You do not feel for any of the characters, and you can't even cheer them on since they just get stuck where they are before you even know they are in danger and then it is over for them. This film is a great example of horror writers who have no education on the basic elements of horror.

Why should you even check this film out? This film is quite progressive on the issue of sexual minorities. There are three bisexual guys in the film. One who hits on another character, while the other two reflect upon their sexual history with each other. It comes as quite a surprise in this film because it seemed to come out of nowhere. It inadvertently normalizes the experience of sexual minorities and is worth viewing for that reason alone.

Poorly done zombie flick that never scares up any scares, and has some preposterous gaps in credibility and editing. Where in the world did the blood come from that brought the executioners back? Why was the most despicable character in the movie the only one who survived? What was this thing about Bill being hired to beat up Christoph? Huh?....no one in the cast can be accused of acting; you may recognize Samuel Page from "The Brotherhood", but the rest of the cast is pretty unknown and will probably stay that way.
Directors should also realize by now that watching zombies move slow mo in their death walks is about as exciting as (one of the characters in this movie says: An episode of Baywatch Nights).
Ho hum.

I just saw this movie on the SciFi Channel. The name and description my dish network gave to describe the movie mislead me into believing it would be something I'd like. This movie is lacking in many areas.

The story has no flow to it. Things just seem to happen at random. The initial awakening of the zombies, for example, made no sense to me. Maybe I missed something, or possibly a part was cut to make the movie fit into the television timeslot, but it seemed really random. Some blood drops from a statue of a dog or a gargoyle or something like that onto the ground. The dirt then begins to move and three zombies come out from under it, with no reason given for the blood to have been there in the first place. There's plenty of other things that are odd and don't quite fit in well, but I won't mention them because I don't want to give away the story.

The special effects in this movie are also a bit short of amazing. The zombies look terrible and the scenes in which humans are possessed by the souls of witches are quite bad as well. Various other small things, like the glowing red eyes of the undead look horribly fake.

This movie is not completely terrible, considering the fact I actually watched the whole thing. The initial idea for the story seems to be pretty good, but the final script is definitely flawed. I thought the sets used in the film were really cool, and the death scenes were pretty neat as well. I've seen plenty of horror movies that are much better than this, but I've also seen a ton of them that are much, much worse. As a movie in general, The Prison of the Dead is sub-par at best. But when compared to other horror movies, especially recent ones, this movie isn't too bad.

Disregard all the negative reviews...Get a grip people this is full moon pictures...............I love this movie and highly recommend it....To those who have taste on B Movies this is for you...To those who have whatever taste it is they have go sit in a dark room and be depressed or punch yourself in the face for not having a sense of humor and takes full moon pictures way...............too.......seriously...Otherwise I loved It................Highly Recommend :)

If you like zombie movies blood and gore this is one of them actually it did keep me pretty well interrested

Now a days its hard to find decent horror movies, however iam a big fan of the b movie genre anyways. So, i headed down to the video store and Prison of the dead caught my eye. The tagline "Theres no parole in hell" seemed interesting and it was a full moon so i gave it a whirl. The acting was not all that bad and the 3 prison guards looked decent. However the scares and the gore were just not there. I suppose the director elected to have the viewer use their imagination on the kill scenes (blah!). If you like some plot twists and an overall errie feel give it a chance.

I have never ordered a zombie movie from Amazon and then felt like I wanted my money back until this one. I am a huge zombie fan of novels and movies and any other medium that the genre is exploited in but I have to say this was the biggest disappointment in a zombie move ever. Those other people who gave this movie a good review must be the friends and family of the director or something, either that or we didn't watch the same movie. I mean is it me or were the only zombies we see in the movie the same clip shown over and over of some cloaked guy "rising" from the dead? I could go on ranting all day but suffice to say the movie stank and if you are a huge zombie movie fan like me... if you have a brain you will probably hate it.

This was the most incredible Zombie movie I have ever seen. State of the art special effects and wonderful acting. Superb storyline and incredible directing. A++