From the Publisher
Foreword
But It’s in the Script
by Brad Linaweaver
J. Neil Schulman has done two amazing things.
The first is to write, sell and see produced one of the very best episodes of the revived Twilight Zone, perhaps the best episode.
The second is not to have a career in television afterward.
Mutual friends often ask me how this is possible. I’ve never had a good answer.
This book proves one thing. It ain’t about the scripts.
Hollywood is the most dishonest criminal enterprise in the world. Everybody knows it. Think about the humor of it. How many times have you seen movies where the hero walks away from money at the end?
Remember when Dustin Hoffman doesn’t bend over to pick up a single diamond at the end of Marathon Man? Olivier, the Nazi dentist, is dead and his ill gotten diamonds are all over the place. Dustin could pay for many things with that money: a nice funeral for his brother, publish the book he is writing to vindicate his father, even pay for his own dental bills. But in a Hollywood movie the hero is honored for walking away from money.
Or consider the maniac heroine of Titanic, who sits on a jewel for years that could be used to help shipwreck victims or do some other kind of charity work, and then drops it in the drink at the end. All Hollywood ever does is moan and groan about how not enough is done to help the poor, but let a character in a movie choose between charity and walking away from money and she’ll walk away from the money to prove she’s got heart. The point is that the real Hollywood wouldn’t walk away from a penny to save its soul. Hollywood would sell its grandmothers to the Arabs for a three-picture deal. Hollywood has yet to rise to the level of being venal.
There is only one good thing about all this. Where there are no artistic standards, there is no bias against quality any more than there is a bias against crap. Something good has as much chance of being made as something bad, because the decisions are based on anything but the quality of the script.
If there were justice in this town, J. Neil Schulman would not have been allowed to stop doing scripts for television after "Profile in Silver." They would have hunted him down and forced him to write against his will. His second script for Zone was not produced on that show but would have been just fine on another program of similar quality for network or cable.
But where was that series?
The Star Trek script Neil did with his wife for Next Generation was finished after "Profile in Silver" had been on the air to rave reviews. But this is Hollywood. They weren’t even allowed to come into the Trek production offices to pitch ideas.
The irony here is that the Schulman & O’Neal script did the first example of Ferengi as positive capitalists instead of rotten money lenders. So naturally Neil and his wife received the typical Hollywood reward. They were completely ignored.
Much later the idea of good Ferengi showed up on Deep Space Nine.
Then there’s the movie script about the British Royal family. Neil predicted the future on that one. So naturally it couldn’t be allowed at the time. And when it all comes true, it’s no longer relevant. Except that someone better placed in Hollywood, politically, could have made the movie before, during and after the divorce that barely shook the world.
The greatest crime of all is in what happened to No Strings Attached. Anyone who can read Neil’s history of this script, and not doubt the honesty of Hollywood, is qualified for a successful career in Hollywood.
The stores are full of books on how to write scripts. None of these books tell you how to sell scripts. There’s a damned good reason for that, as this book demonstrates.
But if you want to see samples of first-rate screenwriting, you’ll find it in this book. And if you hadn’t been told which of these scripts got on the air, you’d never be able to figure it out. Because they all were more than good enough to be produced.
At least Neil got to pick up the money.
Brad Linaweaver, March 28, 1999
About the Author
J. Neil Schulman is the author of two Prometheus award-winning novels, Alongside Night and The Rainbow Cadenza, short fiction, nonfiction, and screenwritings, including the CBS Twilight Zone episode "Profile in Silver."
His third and brand-new novel is Escape From Heaven.
His first nonfiction book was Stopping Power: Why 70 Million Americans Own Guns, of which Charlton Heston said, "Mr. Schulman's book is the most cogent explanation of the gun issue I have yet read."
Schulman's next book, Self Control Not Gun Control, was his magnum opus on personal, political and spiritual power. He has been published in the Los Angeles Times and other national newspapers, as well as Reader's Digest, National Review, Reason, and other magazines. His books have been praised by Nobel laureate Milton Friedman, Anthony Burgess, Robert A. Heinlein, Colin Wilson, Walter Williams, and many other prominent individuals.
Schulman is a popular speaker on a variety of topics, and a frequent radio-talk-show guest. In 1992 he hosted and produced his own weekly radio program, broadcast on KPRO AM, Riverside, California. He was on ABC's World News Tonight as an expert on defensive use of firearms during the 1992 Los Angeles riots, and in 1999 was interviewed twice on the Fox News Network for the fifth anniversary of the Brown-Goldman murders, regarding his alternative theories about the crime.
J. Neil Schulman is a pioneer in electronic publishing, having founded in 1987 the first of two companies to distribute books by bestselling authors for download.
