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Protect Yourself from Mind Control [Kindle Edition]

ME Brines
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Complete instructions for the proper construction and wear of the protective tin foil hat, including materials, the best brands and types of foils, a size chart, proper construction, safety considerations, even fashion tips! A must-have for any conspiratorial theorist, and absolutely hilarious if you’re not. Originally published as a hard-copy pamphlet-sized chapbook.


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  • File Size: 19 KB
  • Print Length: 5 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005LDBWM6
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #901,886 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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33 of 37 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars This is a life saver! October 13, 2011
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For the last 20 years I have been making my aluminum hats wrong! All those unnessisary invasions of my mental privacy! I can not tell you how this book has helped me! All this time, I had not realized how much information was leaking out of my ears. The hat must have a way of covering the holes in your head that is closest to the brain bladder where all the words and whatnot are stored. If you have had the problem of information leakage, I suggest you read this short tutorial on how to make a "tin" hat. I'm thinking you could probably decorate it with glitter and such to make it more stylish. Gosh don't miss this opportunity!
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17 of 19 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Finally, a nice, simple and informative guide..... October 12, 2011
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all contained in a handy 95 Kindle location file. This is small enough to hide anywhere!

This fascinating tome rises above mere instruction regarding the construction of a proper foil hat..but also gives excellent historical background in the Reynolds Company as well as fashion tips--no need to look like a nerd just because you are wearing a foil hat after all!

There are other useful tips such as which thickness of foil to use (including the special circumstance requiring non-stick foil) and which way the foil should face to provide various layers of protection.

A most excellent little guide for a problem that could plague us all! The only limitations to this guide is the lack of modifications for those without opposable thumbs.

Recommended!

JTG
(shhh, stop talking to me...)
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13 of 15 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Almost - But Not Quite - The Perfect Gift October 18, 2011
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Have you ever wondered why it's called "tinfoil" even though it's made of aluminum?

This short-short gives a satisfying answer to that question, and that may be the key to this e-book's value.

We all know people who could use a good handbook on construction of foil hat liners. On the other hand, the people who need and want the knowledge are smart enough not to use a Kindle. It's electronic. It even admits it transmits and receives radio waves. You might as well hire a crack addict to guard the pile of money in your apartment. No self-respecting member of the tinfoil brigade would consider owning a Kindle, even if you gave him one so he could read this book.

That means this book is likely to become a joke gift item. And that's a shame, because this book really DOES have the inside skinny on constructing a really effective shield for your hat.

The world really IS going downhill. In the heyday of J. Edgar Hoover, the global conspiracy was MUCH more clever at penetrating our defenses.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars THE canonical text on an important topic. June 15, 2012
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Unquestionably, this is the long-awaited encyclopedic summation of a most difficult and delicate field of study. The author presents a magisterial treatment of the state of art of cranial prophylaxis - and yet never fails to maintain the lucidity of explanation that so eludes other, lesser lights in this arcane science.
This satisfied reader is reminded of Richard Feynman, Carl Sagan, Isaac Asimov, and Tom Lehrer - all of whom are either dead, or as near as make no difference - and that sad fact would be no surprise at all to anyone who reads M E Brines's thesis. For Mr. Brines argues most persuasively that such poor souls, failing to take the necessary aluminised precautions, are doomed to die an early death or, at the very least, descend into permanent Lovecraftian madness. And, whilst Mr. Brines's primary goal in this treatise is to advise the vulnerable on how they can, indeed should, protect themselves from insidious mind control violation, he does not stint from describing the perfidy of such attacks on the innocent victims. His contempt for the perpetrators of these assaults - governments of all hues, both national and global; extraterrestrials of all hues, both green and blue; and, this reader suspects, anybody named Hugh, or Hughes - is unvarnished and devastating.
It is difficult to fully describe the emotions elicited by this canonical text: the joy of long-awaited vindication? The sudden, overwhelming urge to go shopping for kitchen supplies? The metallic taste of fear - or aluminum?
The sated reader of this very fine work, fully protected by his silvery, lined beanie or baseball cap, will give thanks to the learned author, and will hope for more such illumination - if not actual irradiation.
A masterpiece.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Erase this review after reading. December 24, 2012
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I am sure homeland security as already absconded with the author "M. E. Brines". And your next if they find you reading this.

This is an exigent book on constructing protective attire. There is a great section on calculating hat size. I do wish they would have had more diagrams, sort of like an origami display and how to put the hat together.

It is too bad that he picked Reynolds as I would have preferred Alcoa however, now that he is mentioned the actual mixture of materials. I am a little leery of trying Alcoa. However I did see some foil like Parchment that was being used by Martha Stewart and believe the hat would have more savoir-faire with the Parchment.

Martha Wrap Foil and Parchment in 1
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Very dark humor December 31, 2011
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This book was very easy and enjoyable to read. Although at least one other reviewer took this as a serious treatise, it is an extremely good example of dark humor. I thoroughly enjoyed reading this book, and have recommended it to friends.
I will note that in my experience with patients with schizophrenia, I have seen patterns of thought very similar to this manifest in some of them. I don't feel, however, that this book is in bad taste. When they are in our "reality," most schizophrenics have really amazing senses of humor. Sometimes while in delusional states, too, depending on the individual, for that matter. In a way, I am of the school of thought that much of the stigma of mental illness is a result of fear of the unknown. While I doubt the author intended it, this lighthearted treatment of a subject that is very real to some people can help those outside see a little bit of what others go through, and hopefully feel a little less frightened. Just as we joke about death to help us come to terms with it, humor can go a long way towards reducing stigma.
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1.0 out of 5 stars One Star
Never received it..but also didn't order it
Published 1 month ago by Jamie
1.0 out of 5 stars One Star
Crap, I think this book was a joke
Published 1 month ago by Martha Penaloza
1.0 out of 5 stars Sucks
Waste of99 cents. Really, you sold this! What a joke. Sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks
Published 24 months ago by Toni R. Wise
4.0 out of 5 stars Protect what???
Good light hearted reading and found it something to do while trying to fall asleep. It worked and I fell ZZZZZZZZ.
Published on December 9, 2012 by Mike P.
1.0 out of 5 stars It's a government trap!
As anyone knows who has properly researched this topic, tin-foil hats actually *amplify* the mind-ray bands used by the government [1]. Read more
Published on October 16, 2012 by Steven Pemberton
4.0 out of 5 stars amusing
For such a short book, I had a lot of laughs. So... would say it has a high laugh/page ratio!
Published on April 17, 2012 by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars A must read!
I wish I could give this book 10.75 stars. For years, I have been wearing my tin foil (aluminum) hat wrong. Read more
Published on March 23, 2012 by Hermes
5.0 out of 5 stars Tin foil hat
Buy that tin foil hat but don't you forget the Safety Considerations: "remember, the government satellites are overhead. KEEP YOUR FACE DOWN." LOL
Published on March 4, 2012 by PaulJ48
4.0 out of 5 stars parodie
This is a funny little pamphlet, but I do suspect it to be a parodie. I can hardly believe that the author means it seriously. But whether a joke or not: it is a fun little read. Read more
Published on February 26, 2012 by Mei
5.0 out of 5 stars Arts and crafts for the insane.
Do you need to keep inside voices safe? Desirous of a way to make a meatloaf with head heat? Get this book!
Published on February 2, 2012 by Dr. Edward Hyde
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More About the Author

M.E. Brines spent the Cold War assembling atomic artillery shells and preparing to unleash the Apocalypse (and has a medal to prove it.) But when peace broke out, he turned his fevered, paranoid imagination to other pursuits. He spends his spare time scribbling another steampunk romance occult adventure novel, which despite certain rumors absolutely DOES NOT involve time-traveling Nazi vampires!

A former member of the British Society for Psychical Research, he is a long-time student of the occult and a committed Christian who sees himself as a modern-day Professor Van Helsing equipping Believers for battle against the occult Principalities and Powers that rule a world in darkness. (Ephesians 6:12)

The author of three dozen books, e-books, chapbooks and pamphlets on esoteric subjects such as alien abduction, alien hybrids, astrology, the Bible, biblical prophecy, Christian discipleship, conspiracies, esoteric Nazism, the Falun Gong, Knights Templar, magick, and UFOs, his work has also appeared in Challenge magazine, Weird Tales, The Outer Darkness, Tales of the Talisman, and Empirical magazine.

*I'm often asked how I square my Christianity and "messing around" with the occult, as if I'm partial to bestial things with a goat under the amber light of the moon or something. No so. I'm a student, in the same way I used to study Soviet weapons and tactics back when I was a US Army officer. This gives my work a unique perspective no matter what your belief system. I don't judge. I just present the information and let the reader decide.


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