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Quark Star

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OK, this piece of crap was made in some nerd's parent's basement. It's in black and white , probably filmed on a cheap pc/webcam. It's just a bunch of clips presented in random order ( probably because the producer/director/actor wasn't clever enough to think of a plot). The clips are only about a minute long and aren't very funny. "Atack of the Killer Tomatoes" looks like an multi Oscar winner compared to this. The worst thing about this DVD is.. [..]

6,000 chunks of trivia, presented in random order, do not add up to a fulfilling entertainment experience -- or really any experience at all. With a space ship crafted of kitchen foil and a helmet to match, on a "set" that would have been embarrassingly amateurish in the '60s, some nebish in glasses & jeans talks to the camera or mimes silly activities in a multitude of minute-long fragments. The idea seems to be that he's stranded in space and things have become horrific back home, but after watching segments with mounting impatience for 3/4 of an hour, I finally had to admit that a coherent story was never going to be revealed. Whatever you do, don't waste $25 on this self-absorbed piece of navel lint.

Hi. I'm the filmmaker. If you gave five stars to Larry the Cable Guy and Lita Ford's greatest hits (see above), you're not going to like my work, so please don't get it. You might want to look around for other reviews or watch it on netflix first to see if you're into interactive art. Thanks.