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Quest for the Egg Salad (2003)

Teen Ape , Casey Bowker  |  Unrated |  DVD
3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)

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Product Details

  • Actors: Teen Ape, Casey Bowker, Tim Ekkebus, Jesse Green, Bobby Heckman
  • Format: Multiple Formats, Color, NTSC
  • Language: English
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: Unrated
  • Studio: Tempe DVD
  • DVD Release Date: August 12, 2003
  • Run Time: 60 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B00009QGA1
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #437,518 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
  • Learn more about "Quest for the Egg Salad" on IMDb

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Journey with us now to Central Earth and follow the misadventures of young Balfazar and friends as they set out on a quest to retrieve the sacred "egg salad"! The great wizard Bonejack fears that the evil Goblin King plans to use the egg salad to cover all of Central Earth in darkness and chaos! Mixing insane, offbeat comedy with the mystic times of legend and fantasy, Quest for the Egg Salad is sure to make you laugh, weep, or vomit with pure wonder! Starring cult fave Tina Krause (Witchouse 3: Demon Fire, An Erotic Vampire In Paris)!

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Journey with us now to Central Earth and follow the misadventures of young Balfazar and friends as they set out on a quest to retrieve the sacred "egg salad"! The great wizard Bonejack fears that the evil Goblin King plans to use the egg salad to cover all of Central Earth in darkness and chaos! Mixing insane, offbeat comedy with the mystic times of legend and fantasy, Quest for the Egg Salad is sure to make you laugh, weep, or vomit with pure wonder! Starring cult fave Tina Krause (Witchouse 3: Demon Fire, An Erotic Vampire In Paris)! Director Commentary Track, Making-of Featurette, Blooper Reel, Special LBP Fan Commentary Track, Tempe DVD Trailers and Coming Attractions, Full Color Insert with Behind-the-scenes Photos

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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars The Highlight? A John Stamos Joke. Really. April 16, 2008
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This may well be the most un-entertaining film I have ever seen, and it is certainly among the very worst. Low budget does not even begin to describe this project; it makes the early Mogadore, Ohio films featured in the "Bad Movie Police" series seem Oscar-worthy in comparison.

The plot is intended as a parody of fantasy movies, which could easily be a vein of pure satirical gold, but here is more akin to plutonium in that it is cinematically radioactive, and has a half-life of 24,100 years before it may be safe to view. Even then, I wouldn't risk it.

The plot pits orcs and goblins against elves and the protagonists in a melange wherein the Goblin King threatens to cover all of central earth with egg salad. This seemed in part rather derivative of Woody Allen's "What's Up, Tiger Lily?", while the narration device hearkened back to "The Princess Bride", a movie demonstrating that farcical fantasy films can be wondrous, unlike "Quest for the Egg Salad". The acting, dialogue, and direction are terrible, the script is stupid, not satirical, and the characters are grossly unlikable. If you are almost to the end of the film and you think it can't get any worse, stand by for the forest goblin dance, which reminded me of "Can't Stop the Music", only not nearly as good. The best moment really is a line about John Stamos. I only wish that John Stamos had been here, as his presence alone would have improved the quality of this project by several orders of magnitude. Really.

The DVD has some bonus features including cast and fan commentaries (ponder that), and the lamest "making of" and blooper reels ever. How lame you ask?
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1.0 out of 5 stars Under the bottom of the barrel. December 21, 2003
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It's rare to find a movie with no redeeming qualities on any level, but this one fits the bill. Imagine some guys from the local community college, who spend a little too much time playing role-playing games, borrowing someone's dad's camcorder and making a movie in the local park during their days off from Wal-Mart. That should give you an idea of what you're in for here. These boys obviously have dirty minds worthy of any 13 year-old boy, but they couldn't even find any girls willing to take their tops off and provide a little prurient interest. The best thing about "Quest for the Egg Salad" is its running time: 60 minutes. Just remember, you've been warned.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Low Budget Pictures' spoof of Lord Of The Rings April 4, 2013
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Possibly their largest budget ever. Definitely their most epic. This is silliness and fun at it's best. Possibly one of their top 5 movies made.
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