Quiet, Sam! (Family Circus) [Mass Market Paperback]

Bil Keane (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: July 1, 1990 | Series: Family Circus

A collection of cartoons from America's best-loved cartoon family -- barking dogs and all!

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A collection of cartoons from America's best-loved cartoon family -- barking dogs and all!

Product Details

• Mass Market Paperback
• Publisher: Fawcett (July 1, 1990)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0449146162
• ISBN-13: 978-0449146163
• Product Dimensions: 6.7 x 4 x 0.4 inches
• Shipping Weight: 2.4 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,521,565 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars My life is in danger, read this before it's too late!!, March 25, 2010

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Johny Bottom "Insane and lonely guitarist" (Jacksonville, NC) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Quiet, Sam! (Family Circus) (Mass Market Paperback)

I am on to Bil Keane, or as he is known "I Bael KNE". Bil has gathered his dark forces and I can feel them edging closer and closer to me. My soul is in danger. I would not be so scared of death if I knew my soul was safe. Jesus be with me.

Hopefully this will not be my last Apoctalyptic warning, but if it is, I can only pray that someone can pick up the pieces and continue where I ended. However be forewarned, you have to be quick, clever, and have a little bit of luck. Bil and his imps always seem to be one step ahead of me.

"Quiet Sam" is a further collection of cryptic mysteries that almost defy clarity. However I have cracked the title. After unsuccesfully trying to decipher it by using the "Dalmon Measure" used in Medieval Spain, I discovered (and to my horror) that the title is indeed an acrynom. "Quiet Sam" is actually "Quick Underworld, I Expect That Satan Arrives Momentarily!" The end is near gentle reader.

Look at the book cover. It is Bil himself announcing the arrival of Satan. As the seven Prince of Hell (I Bael KNE) he is announcing this to the Hell's Hound below. The doghouse symbolizes the gateway to hell itself. Look at it, it is nothing more than a mysterious passageway. You cannot see inside, you cannot see the back of the doghouse, but if you look at it closely in your hands, you will feel the cold, stinging claws of Satan brushing against your back.

On page 43 of this "book" is a full bodied depiction of Thel, Satan's Queen. Note the single breast, (the nipple for only which Satan can suckle), the long serpent like neck, the high firm perfectly shapped buttocks, the hair of dangling daggers. She is ready to mate. Satan is ready to bring his anti-Christ into the world and Thel is the vessel unto which it will be delivered.

It has been foretold, it is written here, the clues are available to the wise. Please heed my warning. The demise of mankind has been chronicled by Bil Keane (I Bael KNE). Prepare your souls for judgement, for your soul is at hand.