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Best hat known to man
on April 30, 2015
After a mere 6 drunken hours with this hat the hat was completely destroyed. The top was missing and the side looked like shark had taken a bite out of it. You are now wondering why this hat is so amazing if it only lasted 6 hours. I'll tell you why. While wearing this hat I went 12-0 in beer pong before no team wanted to challenge the unstoppable hat. While wearing this hat I got laid twice. While wearing this hat I met a super model named Jen who was the hottest girl I've ever met. While wearing this hat I made out with Jen. While wearing this hat I won $100 in a bet. This hat is the Supreme being of all hats and you will never find another hat like it. Even if it only lasts 6 hours it will be the best hat you ever wear and the best party you ever go to. All you really need to know is that you should buy this hat.