Raising The Perfect Child

A Listmania! list by DJ Reviews "Diana" (North Florida)
The list author says: "From pregnancy to adulthood, raising a child is a full time job. Here is a list of books that will help you raise a well adjusted, perfect child."
Let's Panic About Babies!: How to Endure and Possibly Triumph Over the Adorable Tyrant Who Will Ruin Your Body, Destroy Your Life, Liquefy Your Brain, ... Turn You into a Worthwhile Human Being
1.  Let's Panic About Babies!: How to Endure and Possibly Triumph Over the Adorable Tyrant Who Will Ruin Your Body, Destroy Your Life, Liquefy Your Brain, ... Turn You into a Worthwhile Human Being by Alice Bradley
The list author says:
  "Comfort during your pregnancy and advice on what to expect. Life is a miracle!"
$12.40   Used & New from: $0.24
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (93 customer reviews)

Go the F**k to Sleep
2.  Go the F**k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach
The list author says:
  "It's 2AM and your cuddly toddler is just not sleepy! Read him/her this sweet story and watch thier little head hit the pillow in no time."
$9.95   Used & New from: $6.20
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1,748 customer reviews) | 25 customer discussions

Goodnight Keith Moon: A Parody!
3.  Goodnight Keith Moon: A Parody! by Bruce Worden
The list author says:
  "A bedtime story for your older toddler, full of valuable life lessons!"
$7.97   Used & New from: $0.89
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)

Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation
4.  Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation by Elizabeth Beckwith
The list author says:
  "Raising kids the easy way!"
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4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (42 customer reviews)

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Monsters Eat Whiny Children
5.  Monsters Eat Whiny Children by Bruce Eric Kaplan
The list author says:
  "When its illegal to spank them, psychological warfare works like a charm!"
$14.39   Used & New from: $7.99
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (82 customer reviews)

All My Friends Are Dead
6.  All My Friends Are Dead by Avery Monsen
The list author says:
  "When you are up to HERE with dinosaurs for cryin' out loud!"
$8.11   Used & New from: $0.78
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (407 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar: A Collection of Egregious Errors, Disconcerting Bloopers, and Other Linguistic Slip-Ups
7.  I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar: A Collection of Egregious Errors, Disconcerting Bloopers, and Other Linguistic Slip-Ups by Sharon Eliza Nichols
The list author says:
  "Guarantee your child will get an "A" in English and develop an eating disorder!"
$7.39   Used & New from: $0.01
3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (65 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

50 Dangerous Things (You Should Let Your Children Do)
8.  50 Dangerous Things (You Should Let Your Children Do) by Gever Tulley
The list author says:
  "Because life is tough, damnit!"
$12.60   Used & New from: $2.82
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (74 customer reviews)

Sh*t My Dad Says
9.  Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern
The list author says:
  "The perfect example on how to become a millionaire without doing a damn thing. Makes a great graduation gift."
$13.59   Used & New from: $0.01
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2,555 customer reviews) | 3 customer discussions

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Awful... where has our morals gone! 190 May 4, 2014
Lighten the f*** up! 0 Jun 16, 2013
Separate reviews for kindle vs paper versions? 1 Aug 25, 2012
awful 6 Jun 4, 2012
Get the F*** out of Bed - the version for teenagers! 6 Jan 1, 2012
Brilliant! 0 Nov 17, 2011
Some idiot's probably going to read this to their kids 26 Sep 23, 2011
Adult 0 Aug 25, 2011
funny 1 Aug 15, 2011
How in the hell 4 Sep 26, 2010
Better as a poster! 1 Aug 3, 2010
order this book! 1 Jan 4, 2009
 
   

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