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"Brilliantly crafted, over-the-top satire. A hilariously biting look at the weakness and frailty of the human species." - THE DREAM PEOPLE

"Mykle Hansen has already proven himself to be one of the great new humorists of our time, in league with Christopher Moore, Terry Prachett, Robert Rankin, and Tom Robbins, only a hell of a lot weirder." - CARLTON MELLICK III, author of The Faggiest Vampire

"It's reminiscent of Jeunet and Caro's Delicatessen with some South Park and straight, old school surrealism thrown in." - GARRETT COOK, author of Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective

"Even more awesome than all my other incredibly awesome books by me. And I'm not just saying it's awesome because I'm in love with myself. (Although of course I am, because I'm so obviously awesome.) I'm also saying it's awesome because I wrote it." - MYKLE HANSEN, famous author

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Product Details

  • Paperback: 232 pages
  • Publisher: Eraserhead Press; 1st edition (October 29, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1933929782
  • ISBN-13: 978-1933929781
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 0.5 x 5.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (47 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #691,243 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Famous Author Mykle Hansen is frequently described as "brilliant," "hilarious," "weird," "crazy," "insane" and "stalking me." He is the author of the short-story collection EYEHEART EVERYTHING, the tragicomic novel HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME!, the novella collection RAMPAGING F*CKERS OF EVERYTHING ON THE CRAZY SHITTING PLANET OF THE VOMIT ATMOSPHERE, and the upcoming blockbuster MY PUBLISHER SAYS I'M DOING REALLY WELL WITH THE EXTREMELY LONG AND UNGAINLY BOOK TITLES SO HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. He is a noted exponent of the "Bizarro" movement in literature, film and personal hygiene. He is also a musician, carpenter, computer programmer, sculptor, tap dancer, bicyclist, martial artist, ordained minister and firm block of lightly deep-fried tofu.

Mr. Hansen resides with his family and friends within a magic bubble called Portland, Oregon, where everybody drinks coffee and rides bicycles and nothing bad ever happens. This is his first Amazon author biography.

http://mykle.com is a website you should only visit if you like kittens.

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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful By Sir Charles Panther VINE VOICE on August 30, 2010
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I came to this little gem via Amazon.com's personalization algorithms, which suggested it, given that I'd recently reviewed The Baby Jesus Butt Plug. Well, yeah, the two kind of go together. As soon as I saw the title, I just had to read it, no way around it. Good or bad, I had to see what was inside.

So, you've got three stories here:

1. A corporate IT puke who wants more impressive, ahem, personal hardware, sets in motion a Jekyll-and-Hyde tale that ends in a Godzillian phallocentric apocalypse. It doubles as a highly indulgent tale of the unsung IT hero. There are plenty of arcane sysadmin terms, but knowledge of them is not needed to ascertain that our hero, despite the critical flaw of desperately wanting more man-package, is one electron-jamming wondernerd.

2. A highly graphic colo-rectal Fantastic Voyage, complete with lust, mystery, monsters, intrigue, and military operations (not necessarily in that order).

3. A post-apocalyptic fantasy involving life, love, and longing, all taking place in a world covered in dooky, where it rains from the sky, and the oceans are nothing but.

No, I'm not kidding.

The irony of the first story: biological terrorists unleashing their horror on the world use the immensely inspired vector of men wanting bigger personal plumbing. Gosh, viruses spread by male enhancement come-ons? We're living this already.
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40 of 46 people found the following review helpful By rygeltheXVI on May 26, 2009
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This book is awesome. Just plain awesome.
Actually, I have already passed this book on to two friends of mine.

It's a collection of three short novellas and all three and freakin' hilarious. I was laughing out loud the whole way through this book.

The first one centers around a typical IT guy. He buys some enlargement drugs online and after taking them his member grows and grows until it becomes a monster, detaches from his body, and goes on a murderous rampage.

The second story is about a doctor whose patient is a 90 year old prostitute with constipation. He has developed the technology to shrink down to a small size so that he can literally go inside her butt and explore the problem. It is the first time anything like this has ever been done and causes a media frenzy. Before long a whole crew of tiny people have joined him down there...and that's when things really get weird.

The last story is a really great social satire. The rich people live in human shaped blimps in the sky. Their blimp bodies drop their waste onto the surface of the earth below where the poor people survive off of what they can scrounge.

All three stories were great. I look forward to reading more from this author.
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14 of 16 people found the following review helpful By Spock on November 25, 2009
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I bought this book based on the title alone, and it completely blew me away. All three novellas offer a balanced mix of social satire, gross humor, and madcap surrealism. Each of them is a hilarious, totally off-the-wall adventure that explodes some facet of modern culture (from male enhancement products to the Starbucks invasion) into a bizarre world of its own. You'll laugh your butt off from page one until the end, and you'll likely revisit at least one of the novellas shortly after finishing the book. It's the type of book that can cheer you up in a moment's notice, all the while aiding in your digestion of the cultural absurdities that bludgeon us on a daily basis. A must-read for people who like to laugh.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Sarah A. Shaw on September 20, 2011
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The main reason that I wanted to get this book is so I could read it in public places, surreptitiously concealing the cover and have people ask me what I'm reading. The fun stories in the book are an added bonus!

The first novella in this collection describes how using male-enhancement gadgets can destory the internet and eventually bring the apocalypse. Great times!

The second novella is my favorite of the three. If you've ever felt that everyone is crawling up your rear, trying to get a piece of you, then this story is for you. It's about a woman who has this problem, very literally.

The third story is about a postapocalptic world where flying fat people rain down every kind of waste imaginable onto the earth below.

The stories center around greed and the desire to accumulate more and more. I enjoyed this collection.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful By Dead Eric on November 25, 2009
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This book is crazy over-the-top. As I said above...see...the title...above...anyway...

A sick, disgusting, and funny book. Sure the title may keep you from laying it around for the kids to read, but that does not mean you should pass on reading the book.

This is the kind of writing that is truly underground. Bring it into the light and expose the world to the insanity that is Mykle.

Hey Winter (the guy that is visiting every Starbucks) Mr. Hansen has one you should check out. It's tough to get to and the trip will be amazingly gross but it's one you need to get to before it's gone...

Get it now, read it, get another and give it as a gift. If the person you give it to has humor they will love you. If they have a stick in the butt they will never talk to you again. So give it to that relative you hate and the relative you love.

Just read it!
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