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Product Details

  • Paperback: 232 pages
  • Publisher: Eraserhead Press (October 29, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1933929782
  • ISBN-13: 978-1933929781
  • Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 8.5 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (46 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #494,605 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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"Brilliantly crafted, over-the-top satire. A hilariously biting look at the weakness and frailty of the human species." - THE DREAM PEOPLE

"Mykle Hansen has already proven himself to be one of the great new humorists of our time, in league with Christopher Moore, Terry Prachett, Robert Rankin, and Tom Robbins, only a hell of a lot weirder." - CARLTON MELLICK III, author of The Faggiest Vampire

"It's reminiscent of Jeunet and Caro's Delicatessen with some South Park and straight, old school surrealism thrown in." - GARRETT COOK, author of Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective

"Even more awesome than all my other incredibly awesome books by me. And I'm not just saying it's awesome because I'm in love with myself. (Although of course I am, because I'm so obviously awesome.) I'm also saying it's awesome because I wrote it." - MYKLE HANSEN, famous author


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Famous Author Mykle Hansen is frequently described as "brilliant," "hilarious," "weird," "crazy," "insane" and "stalking me." He is the author of the short-story collection EYEHEART EVERYTHING, the tragicomic novel HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME!, the novella collection RAMPAGING F*CKERS OF EVERYTHING ON THE CRAZY SHITTING PLANET OF THE VOMIT ATMOSPHERE, and the upcoming blockbuster MY PUBLISHER SAYS I'M DOING REALLY WELL WITH THE EXTREMELY LONG AND UNGAINLY BOOK TITLES SO HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. He is a noted exponent of the "Bizarro" movement in literature, film and personal hygiene. He is also a musician, carpenter, computer programmer, sculptor, tap dancer, bicyclist, martial artist, ordained minister and firm block of lightly deep-fried tofu.

Mr. Hansen resides with his family and friends within a magic bubble called Portland, Oregon, where everybody drinks coffee and rides bicycles and nothing bad ever happens. This is his first Amazon author biography.

http://mykle.com is a website you should only visit if you like kittens.

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39 of 44 people found the following review helpful By rygeltheXVI on May 26, 2009
Format: Paperback
This book is awesome. Just plain awesome.
Actually, I have already passed this book on to two friends of mine.

It's a collection of three short novellas and all three and freakin' hilarious. I was laughing out loud the whole way through this book.

The first one centers around a typical IT guy. He buys some enlargement drugs online and after taking them his member grows and grows until it becomes a monster, detaches from his body, and goes on a murderous rampage.

The second story is about a doctor whose patient is a 90 year old prostitute with constipation. He has developed the technology to shrink down to a small size so that he can literally go inside her butt and explore the problem. It is the first time anything like this has ever been done and causes a media frenzy. Before long a whole crew of tiny people have joined him down there...and that's when things really get weird.

The last story is a really great social satire. The rich people live in human shaped blimps in the sky. Their blimp bodies drop their waste onto the surface of the earth below where the poor people survive off of what they can scrounge.

All three stories were great. I look forward to reading more from this author.
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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful By Sir Charles Panther VINE VOICE on August 30, 2010
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I came to this little gem via Amazon.com's personalization algorithms, which suggested it, given that I'd recently reviewed The Baby Jesus Butt Plug. Well, yeah, the two kind of go together. As soon as I saw the title, I just had to read it, no way around it. Good or bad, I had to see what was inside.

So, you've got three stories here:

1. A corporate IT puke who wants more impressive, ahem, personal hardware, sets in motion a Jekyll-and-Hyde tale that ends in a Godzillian phallocentric apocalypse. It doubles as a highly indulgent tale of the unsung IT hero. There are plenty of arcane sysadmin terms, but knowledge of them is not needed to ascertain that our hero, despite the critical flaw of desperately wanting more man-package, is one electron-jamming wondernerd.

2. A highly graphic colo-rectal Fantastic Voyage, complete with lust, mystery, monsters, intrigue, and military operations (not necessarily in that order).

3. A post-apocalyptic fantasy involving life, love, and longing, all taking place in a world covered in dooky, where it rains from the sky, and the oceans are nothing but.

No, I'm not kidding.

The irony of the first story: biological terrorists unleashing their horror on the world use the immensely inspired vector of men wanting bigger personal plumbing. Gosh, viruses spread by male enhancement come-ons? We're living this already.
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14 of 16 people found the following review helpful By Spock on November 25, 2009
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I bought this book based on the title alone, and it completely blew me away. All three novellas offer a balanced mix of social satire, gross humor, and madcap surrealism. Each of them is a hilarious, totally off-the-wall adventure that explodes some facet of modern culture (from male enhancement products to the Starbucks invasion) into a bizarre world of its own. You'll laugh your butt off from page one until the end, and you'll likely revisit at least one of the novellas shortly after finishing the book. It's the type of book that can cheer you up in a moment's notice, all the while aiding in your digestion of the cultural absurdities that bludgeon us on a daily basis. A must-read for people who like to laugh.
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23 of 32 people found the following review helpful By Amazon Customer on February 12, 2010
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I purchased this book after receiving a reccomendation by Amazon tht if I liked Christopher Moore, I'd like this book by Mykel Hansen...this is far from the truth. The blurb on the back cover also mentions Christopher Moore by name and if I was C.M. I'd be suing to have my name removed from it. I'd have given it a single star, but the book title, story titles and a couple of moments amused me briefly.

More often than not I tend to look at reviews as a whole and take the average. This book leaned more toward the higher star raitings and I purchased it. I loved the names of the 3 stories (actually called "novels" I believe) and the name of book is hilarious, however the stories themselves were sorely lacking.

To be brief and to give away as little as possible in the way of spoilers for those that still want to read this book, the first story could have been written in 10 pages versus 60. It's filled with acronyms and ramblings that don't add anything at all to further the story.

The second story was actually better than the first, but ridiculously anti-climactic. Longer than the first story, it's writen in a Q.A. interview type of format with a few naratives and an abundance of unneeded spacing.

The third story was mildly amusing at points (a common theme with the other 2), but where the first 2 had a general plot or central idea, this one never brought that into focus. Two societies of people, the rich and the poor. One in poverty, the other a glut of excess. The end. As anti-climactic as the second story.

All in all, if you're really interested in this book, try to find it used for a dollar or two, any more than that and...well, it's your money. I for one won't be lending this book to others, or reccomending it.
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