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The Ratastrophe Catastrophe (The Illmoor Chronicles #1) [Audiobook, Unabridged] [Audio Cassette]

David Lee Stone (Author), Robert Llewellyn (Reader)
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The Duke of Dulwich is in distress--several reports are coming in that the city is beginning to be overrun by a plague of rats. Naturally he has killed off all witnesses, but daily the problem is becoming more obvious. His corrupt council, led by the hapless ex-wizard Tambor, has no solutions. He must send for mercenaries to rid his city of the rampant rodents.

Heralds ride out from every gate, each hoping to bring back the savior of the city. Part-time herald, full-time thief, and grandson to Tambour, Jimmy Quickstint is the lucky man--falling haphazardly upon the skills of Diek Wustapha--a charmer--recently inhabited by magic and suddenly irresistible to girls, sheep--and rats.

Diek fulfills his task and is promised $500 for his troubles. But once the rats have gone, the council reneges on their deal. Full of anger (and magic), Diek charms the children of Dulwich out of the city, playing on his mouth organ, where he disappears into the caves ad woodland of the surrounding area.

The Duke is now in despair and has to resort to mercenaries to track him down. These include Groan Teethgrit (a man-mountain with more fingers than brain cells), Gordo Goldaxe (a dwarf who takes offence at people looking down on him) and Jimmy Quickstint (the only thief in history to go into a house with more than he came out with). It's not looking good.

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The Duke of Dulwich is in distress--several reports are coming in that the city is beginning to be overrun by a plague of rats. Naturally he has killed off all witnesses, but daily the problem is becoming more obvious. His corrupt council, led by the hapless ex-wizard Tambor, has no solutions. He must send for mercenaries to rid his city of the rampant rodents.

Heralds ride out from every gate, each hoping to bring back the savior of the city. Part-time herald, full-time thief, and grandson to Tambour, Jimmy Quickstint is the lucky man--falling haphazardly upon the skills of Diek Wustapha--a charmer--recently inhabited by magic and suddenly irresistible to girls, sheep--and rats.

Diek fulfills his task and is promised $500 for his troubles. But once the rats have gone, the council reneges on their deal. Full of anger (and magic), Diek charms the children of Dulwich out of the city, playing on his mouth organ, where he disappears into the caves ad woodland of the surrounding area.

The Duke is now in despair and has to resort to mercenaries to track him down. These include Groan Teethgrit (a man-mountain with more fingers than brain cells), Gordo Goldaxe (a dwarf who takes offence at people looking down on him) and Jimmy Quickstint (the only thief in history to go into a house with more than he came out with). It's not looking good.

About the Author

DAVID LEE STONE, until recently an employee of Blockbuster Video, has been creating the world of Illmoor since he was ten years old. He works as a freelance writer for SFX magazine. He lives on the coast in Kent and has a baby German shepherd named Cher.

Product Details

  • Reading level: Ages 10 and up
  • Audio Cassette
  • Publisher: Listening Library (Audio); Unabridged edition (October 12, 2004)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0807220787
  • ISBN-13: 978-0807220788
  • Product Dimensions: 7 x 4.5 x 1.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 2.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #10,339,820 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Sort of a watered down Terry Pratchett, July 31, 2006
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I picked up this book because someone (whom I will never forgive) told me that it was similar to Terry Pratchett. I bought it (with REAL MONEY!) and settled down to read it.

It was similar to Terry Pratchett alright. It looked as if the author had read a comic fantasy book before and thought that he could do the same thing. He introduced a bunch of characters (with stock quirks -- "mean", "crazy", "weird", "loony", "goofy", and "greedy"), conjured up an plethora of bizarre locales such as Dullitch, Phlegm, and the like) and used them as the backdrop for a "madcap" send-up of the Pied Piper of Hamelin.

The main problem was that the humor was shallow, at best. The dwarf, named Gordo, had a bunch of short jokes tossed at him all the time. Tambor was a sorcerer who is apparently helpless without his Spellbook (he can't even manage a lock picking spell). Groan is a big dumb oaf in the mold of hundreds of thousands of big dumb oafs. And Jimmy Quickstint is a clumsy thief, or something, I guess. These guys have one joke (Gordo is short, Tambor is weak, Groan is dumb, Jimmy is clumsy).

And it doesn't help that all of the other characters are even less amusing or interesting. The Duke Modeset is a bland Vetinari clone, with even more outward malevolence and less control of his people. He had an assistant (or two) whose names are similar and forgettable. These characters desperately tried to make their pet shticks entertain for the book's run and they fail, badly.

The one character that I thought was mildly interesting was Diek Wustapha, the Pied Piper and unwilling villain of the piece. He was the main reason I kept reading, and the story cheated me yet again of a satisfying end of the character, preferring instead to give me a cookie-cutter ending in the tradition of stories that books like these are trying to mock, not emulate.

I'll probably get the next one out of the library in case it's better than this one. But I still have to give Ratastrophe Catastrophe only 2 stars.

Oh, and if you want to read a genuinely humorous send-up of the Pied Piper story, try The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents. You won't regret it.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Read Pratchett instead!, May 12, 2005
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ANNA OIKONOMAKI "Anna" (Athens, Hellas, Europe) - See all my reviews
I only give this book one star because I cannot give 0. I was sorry I ever bought it and spent good money that would have bought me some other, more pleasant book.

If you want to read satire, read Terry Pratchett. If you enjoy reading the fairy tales you love re-written with wry humour and excellent characterisation, try The Wyrd Sisters, Witches Abroad, Masquerade etc. You will laugh and you will enjoy trully good books. Obviously Mr. Stone also loved them, and so he thought he could write something like that. But copying another man's style and ideas is vary rarely the road to success, especially if this other, namely Terry Pratchett, is already an established and, most important, a well-loved expert.

So I would suggest to Mr. Stone to avoid proceeding with more books of the Illmoor Chronicles, unless he is prepared to stop copying Pratchett and write something original. Indeed, I cannot stress how displeased I was when in every page of the book I saw bad copies of Diskworld characters (the mayor of the town for example is such a poor copy of the Patrician of Ankh Morpock), ideas (the criminal Guilds being part of the legal life of the town has been the major theme in most books of the Guard, and is mentioned in more than one other Diskworld books) and concepts (such as that of the magic having a life of its own and taking over the human mind). Don't waste your time reading Stone, go to the original and enjoy yourselves.

And, by the way, the story of the Pied Piper has also been reviewed by Terry Pratchett, in the Diskworld framework and for young adult readers, in The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents. Read it and you will know the difference between a good original humorous book and a poor uninspired flat one.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Ratastrophe Carastrophe, December 14, 2004
This review is from: The Ratastrophe Catastrophe (The Illmoor Chronicles #1) (Audio Cassette)
Another version of the pied piper... Yet "Ratastrophe Catastrophe" is the best pied piper version for kids. Not because it is babyish but because it is fun, imanginative, funny and full of action!:-)

When a young nobody gets possesed by an evil creature he gets the power to enchant animals and people. Dullitch (a city) has a giant rat infestion, so they offer a huge award to anyone who will rid the city of the monstrous rats. Of course the evil enchanter does and when he gets told that the city has no money to Voice (inside his head) tells him to take all the children. The only people that can save the city are a dawrf, giant and a old time sorcerer that has lost his spell book and has a terrible memory.

Yes it sounds like just another ordinairy adventure were the heros are perfect and of course they are going to save the world but in this story the heroes are not perfect. They are ordinairy (well as ordinairy as you can get in a city run be thieves and assasins) that have their own problems.

All the characters in this story are funny by their personalities, faults or decisions. This is a truly hilarious book that any kid should read. It gives you a different version of the pied piper and in my mind a truly better one. This is a must read for any one looking for a less then perfect adventure!

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