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Product Details

  • Paperback: 272 pages
  • Publisher: William Morrow Paperbacks; Reprint edition (August 9, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0061998265
  • ISBN-13: 978-0061998263
  • Product Dimensions: 8.9 x 6 x 1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (61 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #29,816 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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From the Back Cover

The end of the world is coming. Are you going to be ready when the sh*t goes down? Here’s a quick checklist:

  1. Have you dug up your wife’s rose garden and built a fallout shelter, equipped with a prison where you can lock up annoying family members?
  2. Have you mapped out an escape route to your safe zone?
  3. Is there a vehicle of death sitting in your garage?
  4. Have you filled your go bag with all the needed instruments, including waterproof matches, postapocalyptic goggles, and at least one sexual party favor?
  5. Have you learned how to milk various types of animals, including a giraffe?

You need this book more than you even know. Without it, you’re roadkill. Lucky for you, Forrest Griffin is the perfect apocalyptic chaperone. From spotting the signs of the global downfall to alienating your loved ones now so they don’t come looking for you after, to hot-wiring a car to starting a religion in your own image, Griffin provides you with all the hot knowledge you need to survive the downfall of civilization. Simply put, this is the most important book about the apocalypse that you will ever read by a UFC fighter from Georgia.

About the Author

Forrest Griffin is one of the top-ranked light-heavyweight mixed martial artists in the world. He won the first season of The Ultimate Fighter in 2005 and has been one of the most beloved UFC fighters ever since. He is the Day man, fighter of the Night man, and champion of the sun. He is also a master of karate and friendship for everyone. But calm down, ladies, Forrest and his main squeeze, Jaime, live in Las Vegas.



Erich Krauss is a professional Muay Thai fighter and the author of more than twenty-five books, including Anderson Silva's The Mixed Martial Arts Instruction Manual: Striking. He has written for the New York Times, and is the founder and publisher of Victory Belt Publishing. He lives in Las Vegas.


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Customer Reviews

Very well written.
Colleen Wintz
I was pretty sure I didn't want to survive an apocalypse before I read this hilarious book.
Swordfish
My husband loves this book and I'm waiting to read it myself.
Sara Rogers

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26 of 27 people found the following review helpful By B. Risenburg on December 7, 2010
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I bought this book on a whim as a Christmas gift for my Husband.
It never made it to wrapping. I cracked it to read a page, and I got hooked in by a quiz about "when you eat your friend". I smiled openly (and I am female) and proceeded to read out loud the inlet of the cover.
My husband loves survival-ism, it's a happy distraction for him since he is disabled. He has a packed/stocked "bug out bag" in our house for the both of us, and our dogs.
Also, as a former fighter/Master martial artist, he loves Forrest Griffin. I hear about him being from the same state as us... never ending MMA or UFC facts.
I had no idea that this book existed, but Amazon led me to it.
THANK YOU.

Forrest Griffin made my husband smile... that alone is worth the 17 dollar price tag!
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17 of 19 people found the following review helpful By Anna VINE VOICE on August 13, 2010
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This is definitely a book for the 14+ - 40ish guy crowd or any woman that really likes UFC. I went to a book signing on Long Island where Forrest spoke and took questions for about 45 minutes. I have to say, he is a naturally funny guy - like stand up funny with a small crowd. He has a great sense of timing and humor...which probably means he's a heck of a lot smarter than anyone realizes...making him a dangerous man to tangle with...even before the 'stuff' goes down. This is NOT a book for anyone under 14 - language and situations are for adults only.

I think he admitted that this book didn't take all that long to write, and it shows. But this isn't a book anyone is going to read for the literary value, unless they get to twenty by counting on their toes. It's a great read for anyone with Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD or AD/HD or ADD); Forrest throws in little 'Forrest Factoids' and 'Fortune Cookie Wisdom' paragraphs whenever the mood strikes. These paragraphs kind of act like little mental speed bumps, and they either enhance the story or sending the reader into deep thought while contemplating all the wisdom. It doesn't take that long to read either - which for me, was a blessing.

Probably the funniest thing about the book is that it actually has some good advice - like what vehicles are the best to commandeer (hint: avoid tractors), and the importance of weapons (for protecting your stuff). I could have done without the knowing that Forrest attempted to milk penguins when doing research for this book; sadly only a nuclear explosion (nearby) will erase that from my memory. I hope the penguin wasn't traumatized...or at least not as bad as Forrest when he saw a freshly killed deer stuffed into the trunk of a Lincoln Continental.

The best thing you can do is buy the book here on Amazon. I paid full price, and man, am I stupid.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful By J. Aguinaldo on January 17, 2011
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I'll admit, I wasn't really expecting much from this book as I had heard it wasn't an MMA book but I picked it up anyways. And, for the most part, it was a fun read with some laugh out loud moments. Granted, if you're looking for a serious literary piece of work, avoid this book but if you're looking for a have a good time in a neanderthal kind of way...this book is right up your alley. And...you may even learn something useful.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By BLGfromNJ on June 22, 2011
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Sophmoric, but at times, hilarious book. If you like Forrest Griffin, and his sense of humor, you will love this book.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Sanddogg on February 12, 2011
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Like everyone....says "fun book" but not for kids, It's not REAL bad just better if they are 14 or older. Not done with it yet but I would say I like it when you don't want to stop to eat diner.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Wynterwood on January 9, 2011
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I had gotten this as a Christmas gift for my husband since he's a fan of MMA (yes, I knew this wasn't about MMA!), and he'd heard good things about the book on the MMA forums on-line, but it's just as funny for someone who doesn't know Forrest Griffin and couldn't put on an ankle lock to save his (or her) own life. Don't go in with any specific expectations other than to laugh. Not for the easily-offended (but that type would probably have avoided this book based on the title anyway!). Leave it in the bathroom for guests to browse and you'll sell a lot more copies for the authors!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By H. Gold on December 14, 2010
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I am a casual fan of mixed martial arts so I have heard of Griffin although I don't think I have actually seen him fight. I also looked at but did not read his first book. After reading this book I have to say that he is a pretty funny even witty guy. The first thing is to not take anything he says seriously which should be obvious but with some people you never know. The book is basically a guide book for the apocalypse. Griffin gives you his thoughts on how to survive the apocalypse as well as his life. He also includes humorous anecdotes from his life. It's not quite an advice book and not quite a memoir but no matter what category it falls in it is a funny book. Of course if you find Griffin funny you will probably find him funny. And you don't have to be a fan of MMA to appreciate the book. Griffin could honestly be a comedian or a full time writer if he really tried. So if you are looking for something different this would be the book to get. It's an easy read and a fun one.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By A. Fox on December 1, 2010
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buy this if your just wanting something funny to read but you can learn a few things too get this i bought Forrest first book which is good too so buy anything this guys reads
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