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Real Men Don't Cook Quiche

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Let's face it: Real Men have reached the cataracts of the Nile, they've penetrated the depths of the Amazon.com jungle, they've walked on the moon (remember Alan Shepard's 5000 yard birdie on the universe's only 1,000,000 hole course?), and they went head-to-head with Nazi scum on D-Day, and won. But no Man, however Real, has ever been able to penetrate the mysteries of the female mind or the secrets of her natural domain, the kitchen. (Hey, Nancy, sit down and don't complain, this is a Real Man Review!)

Although nothing can help with the former, this amusing little book helps to rectify the latter. Loaded with sage advice (like "Don't turn your stove area into a 2-bay muffler shop.") and easy to prepare memorable dishes like Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia Salad and Casablanca Baked Beans, this witty guide to gastronomy saves Real Men from an unending diet of beer, pretzels, pizza, hamburgers, french fries, potato chips and beer.

And who knows, if you can cook one nice meal for Nancy, maybe you won't have to cook at all after that!

May I be to say this is one my faavorite books. it contains many joke and funny. please be to preparing me a new weapon, fashioned of ageless bronze. who maxed out my f-ing mastercard? dot.com.