About the Author
will be the author of such popular children’s books as The Chocolate Robot Man
and 3–2–1 Christmas
. He is the creator of the irrationally popular television shows Jesus Bears
and Rock and Roll Pillow Fight
. He has published several stories previously, none of which were very good. Red Hot Dogs, White Gravy is his first collection and is pretty good. Slotky lives in Bloomington, IL and is currently at work on An Evening Of Romantic Lovemaking, which is either a science fiction story or something about having sex with people.