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The Regina Pierce Affair

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This is a tongue in cheek, softcore version of "The Thomas Crown Affair". But this time, the art thief is a woman. Regina Pierce (C. C. Costigan) likes to steal "art" from museums for fun. She also likes to watch her errand boy and his girlfriend (Amber Newman) have sex. Two cops (some guy and Holly Sampson) start investigating the case. The guy gets romantically involved with C.C., and Holly just kind of hangs around.

Interspersed throughout this story are seven sex scenes. Six are boy/girl and one is girl/girl. Five of the scenes are nothing short of spectacular. The other two were still good. The director, Madison Monroe, really did things right and I wish more directors would film softcore the way he does. For example, during Holly's scene, there's a segment where she's on top. In most softcore, this shot would be held for fifteen seconds, at most. It this movie, the shot is held for a full minute. The camera just lingers on Holly's perfect body while she writhes in the throes of passion. There are a lot of great shots like that in this movie. Holly isn't the only hottie. All the women are beautiful. This is a Surrender title, so the sex scenes are longer than what you'd find in an Image/Playboy release. Unfortunately, that also means that music is the only thing you hear during the scenes as well.

The DVD is bare bones. The only extras are some trailers for movies that I have no interest in seeing. There isn't anything in the menu that will let you jump to specific scenes, which is just plain lazy. However, the DVD was authored with timecodes and there are chapter stops, so it's better than other Shadow releases. And just to be clear, unlike a lot of their other releases, Shadow did get the right version for this DVD. It is the unrated version, not some hacked up, R rated version.

I had low expectations for this movie, but it was really cheap and I figured if I got four decent sex scenes out of it, I'd be happy. I ended up getting a movie that put other softcore titles costing three or four times as much to shame. I can easily recommend this one.

A INTERESTING B MOVIE. GOOD LOOKING BABES AND THEY EVEN TRY TO HAVE A DECENT PLOT. IF YOU CAN GET IT FOR CHEAP (UNDER $5.00) THEN DO IT. MIKE JACOBSEN 9-12-2009

Koch Vision Entertainment is practicing bad business! They fail to deliver the advertised product. The girl on the cover isn't even in the movie! Not only that, but the DVD is bare bones, really bare bones. Forget about "Special Features". You're lucky to get a "Feature"! If you had the software and DVD-burner, you could make a better DVD!

Here's the pattern of recent Koch DVD Releases: "Deathbed" has no chapter select menu, and no special features except four trailers. "Passion's Obsession" is also bear-bones and also has a lady not in the film adorning the cover. "Virgins of Sherwood Forest" is also bear-bones. "Hotel Exotica" claims to be the unrated version on the cover and the disk, but it isn't! It's the R-Rated version!

How many more Koch titles are crap? How many more will it take? How long will you bother to contact them, only to get the run-around and no straight answers? They are a poor excuse for a company, and I urge you not to give them any money. DO NOT BUY FROM THEM! THEY WILL RIP YOU OFF!

I've learned my lesson. From now on, if you want to purchase good softcore erotica, stick with either Image Entertainment or New Concorde Home Entertainment. I have not been disappointed with them, and they deliver what they advertise. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!