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29 of 30 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
When Buttock Shoots Out a Big Violent Blank,
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This review is from: Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a after His Death (Paperback)
I took the title of the review from a topic covered in chapter two of Mr. Nishigaki's latest book. The topic at hand was how to become a psychic astronaut and be able to traverse the universe in one or two seconds. He does this frequently, and hilarity ensues. I bought the book, as I had truly enjoyed the absolutely breathtaking grammar and sentence structure in his earlier book, "How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?" which I preferred to this one, actually. In "How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?" the author explains in great detail that the key to a long and happy life is to have six bowel movements a day and to dent your navel 100 times a day and constrict your anus 100 times a day (if you don't believe me read it for yourself). This book is full of much the same kind of stuff only it is more repetitious and comes across as being more highbrow. There are certain passages that really come across to redeem this book though, for instance: "I had hated several big vinyl houses in front of my house for about 20 years because the vegetables in these houses have the same feeling of melancholic...A week ago when I walked beside these vinyl houses, I talked to the vegetables in these vinyl houses. By using my third attention, I said to these vegetables 'Please, excuse human beings who will eat you soon. Don't get perverse as long as you live on the earth.'...When such a message could reach the vegetables in the vinyl house by me, beautiful transparent flash suddenly lightened in the vinyl house by me and the vegetables turned to be lively. Then I could feel relieved and joyful." Never since Pedro Carolino walked the earth has such gibberish been presented quite so eloquently. I gave this book three stars because I honestly didn't know what to do with it. If you read it for serious advice it is worth one star, if you read it for it's humor quotient, it's worth five, so I split the difference.
48 of 53 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
I kiss you!!!,
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This review is from: Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a after His Death (Paperback)
Hiroyuki Nishigaki does it again!CLEARLY, all our base are belong to him!
31 of 40 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Make your Time!,
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This review is from: Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a after His Death (Paperback)
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