Customer Reviews

Renova Black Toilet Paper -6 pack

5 star:		(7)
4 star:		(4)
3 star:		(2)
2 star:		(1)
1 star:		(2)

 

 

As a loyal minion to the Commander-in-Chief of the Galactic Empire, I can attest to the sweet fragrance, strength and absorbency of this product: the Dark Lord of the Sith will countenance no other luxury bath tissue in his personal toilet chamber.

I deducted one star only because I fear being telekinetically throttled by Lord Vader unless new stock is received soon.

This is great for stealth yard rolling in the dark of night. Save yourself some money by buying the special 36 roll "vandal pack" that usually comes out around Halloween. I use any rolls that are left over from our rolling operations in my Goth themed bathroom located in the basement dungeon.

Not sure if I am using this product right, but how do the rest of you tell when you are done? I mean, you can't see.......

Wiping my butt has always been a chore for me, and I especially hate having to look at the used toilet paper to decide on my next course of action. Is my butt clean? Do I need to dive in for another round of cleaning? Deciphering the brown streaks always grosses me out and hurts my brain. With this new black toilet paper, I don't have to worry about deciphering the brown streaks because I CAN'T SEE THEM! Just a quick cursory dab, a glance at the black wad in my hand, and my conscience is set at ease. I also feel good about myself because I'm helping the environment by using less. I would have given 5 stars, except my butthole has started to turn black. I'm pretty sure it's from the dye they use, no way to know for sure.

I've been beside myself with glee since discovering this black toilet paper. Being a severe lint-phobe, I've switched all my bulbs to blacklights to root out the last of the specks, but the glaring white of the toilet paper has been the one thorn in my side! Now my toilet paper finally matches the rest of my house...neat lint-free black.

It's slimming and it asks all the right questions.

Like: Will the increased color density necessitate more frequent plunging?

And: Do I need to wipe again or not?

You may even question whether it's worth the trouble to try and buy this stuff. After all, it's unavailable here, and Amazon goes so far as to say, "We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock," which seems rather defeatist.

Still, if you can find this on the--wait for it--black market, you'll know I speak the truth when I tell you that once you go black, you never go back.

I also had a problem being able to discern when I was "finished." A simple hint: wear black or dark brown underwear and you can't tell the difference. Problem easily solved!

Also, this toilet paper is far more easily recycled than "traditional" toilet paper.

[Hint: Since they are out of stock, a Black Magic Marker or "Sharpie" can transform cheap Charmin. A spot of bother, but well worth the effort.]

This TP is perfect for me. I have a rare bowel condition that makes my feces turn white (commonly known as "Bird Poop Syndrom"). When I use standard TP, I am unable to adequately determine whether or not I need to continue wiping. This has led to some embarassing moments for myself and my significant other.

Now that this product has finally arrived, I no longer have any worries! No more white stains in my black underwear. Thanks Renova!!!!

I wanted to let you all know you are totally missing out on the savings here. When I was recently buying my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz to restock my fridge, and a clean The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee (my old one got dirty, didn't need to wash it this way) I saw this TP.

Now a lot of you might not be following me, but with black TP, it is *so easy* just to reroll it. I purchased a second tp holder for the opposite side of my toilet, and I just roll the TP across the toilet from the "new" roll to the "old" roll. The black color prevents it from showing it is dirty, the fragrance keeps it fresh, and it dries up in a matter of days. After I reuse the roll 2 to 3 times, I place it in my guest bathroom, they often flush it by accident, so at least I was able to use it 2 or 3 times first.

Thanks Amazon! This is over 23% cheaper than using Charmin Basic when you use my method, it really helps my budget and looks cool too!

Although this toilet paper is very handsome and elegant on my toilet paper holder, it only rates 2 stars for the black stripes in the back of my panties.I had to buy black panties to finish using the rest of this product.