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Revamped

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What a woeful film. It starts with the vampire telling his story, obviously if he's there to tell the story, you know nothing's going to happen to him in the end.

He becomes a 'half-vampire' after contemplating suicide, and finding an ad on TV for those contemplating suicide (sigh) with the opportunity to become vampires!!!

He soon becomes caught in the cross-fire between a war between a gang of full-blood vampires and human vampire hunters.

The fight sequences are dull.

The 'sexy' vampires (such as Christa Campbell) never get down beyond their underwear. Tane McClure, at almost 50! Alana Curry doesn't even get to that!

Jeff Rector is the star, the writer, the producer, the executive producer and the director.

The only thing interesting at all in this film is the list of b-grade actors;
Billy Drago (Vamp, the Untouchables)
Fred Williamson (From Dusk till Dawn)
Carel Struycken (star Trek: the Next Generation (as Mr Hom), the Addams Family)
Christa Campbell (Erotic Confessions)
Tane McClure (Bikini Drive-In)
Vernon Wells (Mad Max 2: the Road Warrior)
Sam J. Jones (Flash Gordon)
Anne Lockhart (Battlestar Galactica (as Sheba), Troll)
Jason Carter (Babylon 5 (as Marcus Cole), Demon Under Glass)
Martin Kove (the Karate Kid)

and so on.

do not even rent this movie. it is absolutely terrible. low budget obviously and the actors except for the main guy are terrible. the first review isn't a review, it is just a summary so don't take it for anything.

the movie isn;'t that bad at all, its well shot.... beautiful lighting, and hot girls... script is not to hot, effects are not to hot, acting is not to hot, the movie has a few good points, and it entertained me, so i guess it's done it's job

Like all good vampires films, it delivers on cleavage. The beginning was good enough to hold my attention. However after the main character re-animated, it went downhill. What started out as a clever campy movie degraded into B grade film. And in my R rated version, the women have sex with their tops on. I would have expected something more physical from super strong vampires: tossing each other around the room, knocking over furniture etc.

"Revamped" is the story of successful businessman Richard Clark who is bitten by a beautiful vampire and plunged into the dark world of the undead. Richard finds himself fighting for his very existence when he is targeted by a militaristic team of vampire hunters called the S.T.A.K.E. Team. Barely surviving Ricahrd also finds himself the focus of attention by a savage underground gang of vampires called The BLEEDERS. It's a war for survival as Richard is caught between two opposing and ruthless forces -- neither of which intend him any good! Written, directed and produced by Jeff Rector, "Revamped" stars and illustrious cast of gifted actors that includes Christa Campbell, Martin Kove, Fred Williamson, Tane mcClure, Victor Lundin, Sam Jones, Carel Struycken; Billy Drago, Alana Curry, Mickey Jones, Ann Lockhart, Deron McBee, Vernon Wells, Jason Carter, Paul Michael Robinson, David 'Shark' Fralick, Reggie Bannister, Spice Williams-Crosby, Raye Hollitt, Kato Kaelin, R.A. Mihailoff, Dennis hayden, and Dennis Haskins. With a total running time of 90 minutes, "Revamped" is reminiscent of those great old "B" movies that were the basic fodder of drive-in theaters, a comedic action horror film that is terrific good fun and highly recommended for both personal and community library DVD collections.