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1.0 out of 5 stars
Where's Jason?, July 28, 2009
This review is from: Robert Ludlum's the Bourne Deception (Hardcover)
Jason Bourne is in title only.
It is with agonizing sadness that I must tell others NOT to buy this book.
See, I LOVE the Bourne character; I love the idea of Bourne. I am the type of person who would count the days for a new Bourne (or Reacher) Novel.
I am also extremely forgiving in terms of plot, characters, reality and all the facts that get in the way.
I don't let a fact get in my way of enjoying a good yarn.
Robert Ludlum did an amazing job; Lustbader has slowly destroyed this fine series.
Where to begin? Since I am about the same quality writer as Lustbader, I will spare you my dribble and just list the issues.
1. Jason Bourne is in title only.
True.. Unbelievable as it might sound, Jason Bourne is hardly in the book and worse yet, he is not the focus of the plot, he is not tied to the plot, he is not the driving character, he is not the savior, he is not the lover, the fighter or anything in between. Jason Bourne is filler.
FILLER! Can you believe that? Lustbader can NOT be forgiven for this.
I feel like Lustbader took advantage of the license he has and wrote an overly emotional, intellectually drippy, poorly connected war for oil short story and then threw Jason in because he had a contract.
2. The story is crap. Really.
The plot holes and connections are almost unforgivable, as it is after all (supposed to be) a Bourne book, I can handle ridiculous coincidences, unrealistic converging of vague plot points, and seemingly super genius all powerful villains, but what is not forgivable is the 60% emotional filler. Not only does Lustbader feel the urge to minutely describe just about every A, B and C characters inner demons and haunting childhood (at inappropriate times mind you) , but he does so on a seemingly endless ramble. In some cases we go from one characters inner demons directly to another with not so much as a "hey, how are ya?" between characters.
I believe this was a book about Leonid Arkadin and the title should have been "Leonid Arkadin, a guy cooler than the emotionally crippled and stunted Jason Bourne"
3. The introduction of the supernatural is slap worthy.
When I started in on the supernatural bit, I wanted to look up Lustbaders next book signing and book a flight just to slap him in the face... What is Jason Bourne doing talking, discussing, believing in the supernatural? Suparwita? Really? Suparwita?
UGGH! This was STUPID. I challenge anyone to find someone who read this book to say they enjoyed this adddition.
4. The pansification of Bourne has continued...
Let's face it, in the last two novels, we have seen Jason turn into a wussie, a pansy, a putz. Emotionally Confused and dazed all the time, he can't tell a friend from foe, Monday from Tuesday or what leg to put in his pants first. Bourne has the sense of a 13 year old who's lost his mother in a supermarket. The woe is me, I feel so confused bit is tiring.
Jason Bourne is a mess, but not in a good way....
5. Bourne can't fight anymore.
This is probably the worst sin. Jason Bourne is a trainer killer, master of all hand to hand and weapons. Based on this book, you'd think he was a 14 year old mop boy at a taco Fiesta. He just can't seem to win a fight unless he gets some outside help or super luck.
What gives?
I have to end my review here because my heart just isn't in it anymore.
I will never buy a Lustbader book ever again. I think I actually hate the guy now.
This was a tragedy on all levels and trust me when I say... I am a forgiving fan.. I really am, I would normally forgive a lot for a "hero", but this book is just too much for me. I wish I could give it negative stars...
I think I'll go to my first book burning tomorrow.
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