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"...a respectable addition to your commode canon." - Penthouse magazine

About the Author

Alec Sulkin: Family Guy writer, @thesulk, Jew, amateur scatologist, probably good with money. Uncomfortable around his own kind (cybernetic organisms).

Artie Johann: Family Guy writer. Was once described as the "nicest asshole you'll ever meet." His stepdad is named Gene, and has a mustache.

Mike Desilets: Family Guy writer (technically). As his photo indicates, he's one of life's finer douche bags. He also grew up moderately poor, so that gives him a fake edge.

Joe Vaux: Family Guy director. Amateur dragon enthusiast. Office high-jump champion. Has worked in animation for 15 years. Currently exhibits his personnel painting in galleries around the world, some of which you can see at www.joevaux.com.

Dominic Bianchi: Family Guy director. Bi's, tri's, lat's, and abs. Certified babe magnet. He smokes when he feels like it and has never littered. Co-created the animated series Ditka for 20th Century Fox. They hated it.

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Product Details

  • Paperback: 192 pages
  • Publisher: Chronicle Books (May 16, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 081187883X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0811878838
  • Product Dimensions: 5 x 0.8 x 7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #640,427 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful By Brian Scully on May 9, 2012
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This book, "Robots Feel Nothing When They Hold Hands" is hilarious... lots of great jokes and illustrations from the very best writers and animators from "Family Guy". If you're looking for a great Father's Day gift or even an early Kwanza gift, well, you could do a lot worse than ordering this book and then returning it for a full refund after the holidays. Seriously though, it's a very funny book from some of the most talented people working today. (Okay, Alec, I wrote the review... now give me back my cat.)
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Kencota on July 9, 2012
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This book is seriously funny! Sick...but, very very funny! Just breezing thru the pages, you find yourself laughing and amazed at some of the geniousness in the one-liners! It's adult sense of humor is great for a party gathering when you want to shake up the room a bit. Also, I think this would make a FANTASTIC gift for any guy! If you want to just laugh and accept the witty sick humor...I highly recommend!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By JNewman on December 3, 2012
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Alec Sulkin and company (writers & directors on Family Guy) have created a hilarious book of one-liners and ridiculous thoughts that will take you about an hour to read. If you follow their twitter feeds, you may recognize some of the content.

THE PROS:

1) Robots Feel Nothing is actually a really funny book. I laughed. A lot.

2) Reading this collection is stress-free. I read this while I was in the middle of a thousand-page Stephen King novel. I felt productive as I read Robots Feel Nothing. I was turning pages quickly as there are only a few sentences on each page.

3) Some of the jokes have funny photos accompanying them.

THE CON:

Because this book is so short, it's over quickly.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Kay Gee on May 18, 2012
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I got this book for my birthday (signed by the authors!). I keep it on my coffee table and pick it up any time I want to laugh. I've probably read the whole thing like three times, and the jokes feel new to me every time. I grew up reading joke books, but they always felt old-fashioned. This is not your parents' joke book. If you know anyone who's into twitter or comedy or jokes in general, they will love this book. Great bathroom accent, too.
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