Customer Reviews

Roller Blade [VHS]

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I have seen literally hundreds of movies of all types, and Roller Blade is hands down the most bizarre thing that I have ever experienced on video. The closest I can come to describing it is to say that it is a little bit like what might happen if Alexandro Jodorowsky and Russ Meyer directed a lost Ed Wood script with the cast of a Fred Olen Ray movie. But it is so much more. It defies description. It must be seen.

this is without question the best movie I have ever seen, probably best movie ever made, too!!! A must-see for everyone and anyone. Steven Speilberg sucks compares to the producer and director of this movie. The only movie comparable to this one is "Toxic Avenger", but this movie might even be a little better than that gem. Trust me....renting or buying this movie is worth every penny and then some. It's a lifetime of beautiful memories all rolled into a two-hour film. It makes "The Godfather", "Titanic", "The Matrix", and other top movies look like kiddie-play. Now go watch it!!!

This is one of the best sexploitation movies. Many original ideas and quite a bit of humor. Not for everyone but if you like a little originality with your nudity then this ones for you.

Donald G. Jackson has to be the most overlooked and underrated Director in the business. ROLLER BLADE released by NEW WORLD in 1986 was at least ten years ahead of its time. This SCI-FI ACTION masterpiece hopefully will be re-released soon on DVD so it can be re-discovered and celebrated as a major influence on such movies as EL MARIACHI, and many others. MIKE FINE.

enjoyed movie. bummer the picture quality was dark. that's a vhs tape for ya. satisfied customer.

There are evidently 4 movies in this series; ROLLER BLADE WARRIORS TAKEN BY FORCE, THE ROLLER BLADE 7, THE LEGEND OF, and this piece of amazing, sometimes amusing celluloidal piece of ridiculous rubbish. If you can find a copy of TAKEN BY FORCE, by all means watch it, as that one is a bad movie laugh riot. This is the antecedant to TAKEN BY FORCE and is much harder to bear with, however for those searching for the very nadir of filmic entertainment, this one would be hard to beat.

In some sort of post apocalyptic Los Angeles, hot babes in mini-skirts on roller skates do battle with the evil forces of Dr. Saticoy (just who the hell he is we are never to be privy to)and after much pointless coasting around and a Mr. Ranger type good guy and a midget hyena laughing his head off the movie finally winds up---I don't remember where it finally winds up, this movie is so near-marvelously bad that I just can't remember where it goes or how it winds up, but I don't think any ideas like these are of any salience to the matter at all.

Watch it if you can find it and don't say I didn't warn you. For fans of bad movies only.

This movie has one of the best ideas for movies - just needs to keep some of the healing scenes out of it. If certain scenes were cut out - this would be great on most tv movie shows. One Star for its Lead Actress and one star for the idea

I like it alot, mostly because the other one I wanted cost 90 bucks. Also, I'm a big rollerjam fan. Nuns on skates? I'm in heaven!

This is probably the only moovie to beat out Robot Holocaust for the title of Worst Moovie of the 80's. Think "Mad Max" and "The Warrior" on rollerskates, with a rubber midget, topless nuns, and the worst dubbing this side of Hong Kong. I can't imagine what vile, horrifying, no-talent universe this dreary little slug crawled from, but I don't wanna go there. :=8( Absolutely pathetic - and they made a sequal!!!