Who can guarantee that Romneys birth certificate is not forged? Why is nobody questioning the authenticity of it? Because he is rich? Because he is white? Who will say for sure? His family could be liars. Maybe the Romney family is infected with genetic flip-flopping. Nobody will be able to convince me that his birth certificate is genuine.
He was born inside a legal document verifying a proprietary trading practice hidden in a bank deposit or a legal document approving a corporate merger.You know....God's work. That or he's like Krang from TMNT and he wears a giant human looking exo-skeleton.