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Rosetta Stone V2: Hebrew, Level 1 [OLD VERSION]

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Dude, Rosetta Stone V2: Hebrew Level 1 (OLD VERSION) ROCKS!! It's like God decided to take language, and like, like, make it learnable on a freaking computer. AWESOME! Totally awesome! I mean, I already know a lot of languages. Klingon, for example. And three different forms of Elfish with focus in the nobel Rivendellian dialect, "Adunaic." So, as my friends on War Craft World tend to say, I'm kind of a big deal. They say "Narika nBari nAdun yanakhim," which roughly translates into: "I control the power of the Eagles."
Hebrew is now the last step in my attainment of absolute knowledge. For I will use it to study torah, and then have a post-adolescent bar-mitzvah done by some guy named Moische out of his warehouse on third. I've wanted one for a long time because I read somewhere that they can make you get chicks, or something. And besides, I heard Moische does a great job. I say: "Yozayan!" Which is Old Elfish (Quenya) for "La Chaim!"