The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats [Kindle Edition]

Max Thompson (Author)

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Product Description

People, you need help. Truly you do. You bring home these cute little balls of fur and squeal at its cuteness, declare your life complete because of it,and then get upset when your New Meaning of Life that you treasure poops in the bathtub or hocks a hairball into your shoe. You need to know the rules. You meed to know the truth. Max Thompson, known far and wide as "The Psychokitty" is an expert on all things kitty and has finally decided to share the wisdom of his years of dealing with People, and his in-depth discussions with kitties online. This is his gift to you, the People who are willingly owned by cats. A gift that costs less than $15. Because that's how generous he is. Complete with paw-drawn illustrations!

Product Details

• Format: Kindle Edition
• File Size: 2978 KB
• Publisher: Inkblot Books (March 30, 2009)
• Sold by: Amazon Digital Services
• Language: English
• ASIN: B0023B18XW
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• Lending: Enabled
• Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #13,999 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
  • #81 in Books > Crafts, Hobbies & Home > Animal Care & Pets
  • #86 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Nonfiction > Lifestyle & Home > Home & Garden

More About the Author

K.A. Thompson is a long time freelance writer and the former editor of "Martial Artists Wired." Now in Northern California, she has lived all over the U.S. courtesy of Uncle Sam and the USAF, as well as a few years in Germany as a child. Writing since her teen years, she is the author of several novels, as well as being the human "help" for feline author Max Thompson, author of the popular Psychokitty Speaks Out books.

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Stinky Goodness for Your Soul, July 9, 2011

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Cat Hugger "B^!!^J" (South Florida) - See all my reviews

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This review is from: The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats (Kindle Edition)

I love Max's rules. My house is run by three kitties. I'll be a better cat mom after reading Max's book and I'm on the "hunt" for more of Max's work!

The Kindle version is great! I can have Max's Rules on my notebook and sneek in a refreshing read or two at work. The hardest thing is trying not to snicker as I'm reading it! >^!!^<

4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars The Rules: A Guide for People Owned by Cats, January 6, 2009

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Cheryl L. Fortier "Kitty Servant" (Peoria, AZ) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats (Paperback)

In this book Max Thompson kitty helps us furless humans understand why cats do the things they do and how we are merely their servants. He even drew pictures in case we couldn't understand the words. Thanks Max for such a helpful book!!

3 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars This is a lot of fun, August 17, 2010

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C. Bayne "katluvr_1" (Phoenix, AZ United States) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats (Kindle Edition)

While I don't think anything will make my kitties make sense (my brain isn't that sophisticated), this book helped a lot. Now I understand that when kitty rubbing against my knee, that's my cue to give dozens of crunchy treats. If I don't follow my cue, something I like will be pooped on. Or vomited on. After all, I need to be taught the correct manners.