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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
on May 21, 2014
What is the ever loving point!!!!

I just ... ugh. this game is so silly and infuriating .... but I can't stop and must know more.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
on April 22, 2014
It is a very simple game, you move like 2 seconds left or right and you die, you stay in place and you gain points. You can also collect coins but it will result in you dying.
There is no penalty at all, you just level up your characters stats by, collecting coins, dying, moving, and not moving. yeah.. that is it.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
on January 21, 2014
I got past the first level on this game but don't ask me how I did it!

I found no options but did discover that esc will put it into a small window rather than full screen.

It does appear to remember your status to a certain point. I stopped it -- still confused. When I restarted it, it was at level 15. I was far from level 15 but at least I don't have to start all over again.

Besides having no options, it has no helps and the closest to a menu is "press left or right" when the game starts.

The graphics is very retro. Extreme pixelation of the images. It only seems to recognize the keyboard.

Yes it's a good price at free but the "retail" price of $0.01 says it's not much of a discount!

It's cute and I'll keep it.

Note -- it does NOT have a true install. It is simply a self extraction so be sure to create a folder for it when you tell it where to extract the game to. It also does not create a shortcut.
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6 of 9 people found the following review helpful
on April 22, 2014
I wouldn't even call this a game...

You can move left or right. After you move a few steps you die and spawn in the middle of the screen. There are no other mechanics, nothing else really happens.

If you keep moving in a direction and dying repetitively you'll eventually rack up points, and you randomly level up and complete meaningless objectives which add new things on the screen.

These types of games do nothing but waste your time. Should not be on Amazon.

(It is a good game to troll your friends with though)
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on August 11, 2014
Pros:
Controls are simple. Move left, move right.

Cons:
The "game" - if you can call it that - is a pointless grind fest. One that would probably take a few hours to complete in real time. As you attempt (and fail) to escape, more and more tasks are presented (get coins, move distance, die x number of times, etc.) Completing them is pointless and takes nothing but time. One might argue that this was the "artistic vision" of the creator, or that this was "the point" behind the whole game. I would argue that there is no art to be found in the endeavor: no useful or practical knowledge is imparted, no entertainment is derived. Just time wasted.

But then again, it was free so at least there's that.
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on June 26, 2014
You just literally move left or right. There are objectives ,but they are meaningless. So much for a free game.
If you don't like games that there are no objectives, don't get it.
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on November 2, 2014
It's a cute way to package a stupid (not even game) design.

Watch it on youtube and you get to enjoy the game without having to hold down a button.
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on December 16, 2014
Possibly the stupidest "game" I have ever purchased. Yes, I said purchased. There is no value to this game. I feel swindled!
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on September 4, 2014
This is one of the worst games in the world. Don't waste your time.
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on January 5, 2015
Experimental gameplay
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