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SUCK UK Dead Fred Pen Holder

by Suck UK
309 customer reviews

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Fred Pen Holder
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  • Stab Fred again and again with your pen
  • Dead Fred offers great stress relief
  • Desktop pen holder
  • Made of silicone rubber
  • Measures 2.5 x 5 x 1-inch
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Product Description

Style Name:Fred Pen Holder

Dead Fred Pen Holder by Suck UK!

Feeling stressed and frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well Dead Fred is the man for you!

Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart... and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips - and your stress and frustration, vanished.

Available as part of the Dead Series - other characters include:

  • Stress Ball Paul
  • Splat Stan Coaster
  • Hanging Harry
  • Mummy Mike
  • Book Mark


Product Details

Style Name: Fred Pen Holder
  • Product Dimensions: 2.6 x 1 x 5.1 inches ; 1.8 ounces
  • Shipping Weight: 2.9 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Domestic Shipping: Item can be shipped within U.S.
  • International Shipping: This item is not eligible for international shipping. Learn More
  • Shipping Advisory: This item must be shipped separately from other items in your order. Additional shipping charges will not apply.
  • ASIN: B007D131AA
  • Item model number: SK DEADFRED1
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (309 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,985 in Office Products (See Top 100 in Office Products)

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268 of 289 people found the following review helpful By J. A. Fielder on March 16, 2011
Style Name: Fred Pen Holder
For the past 24 years, I've been working in my cube without a place to put my pen when I'm not using it. A couple years ago, I tried putting my pen in a cup, but then when I wasn't looking I reached to take a drink and stabbed myself in the eye with my pen. I lost my eye, but my company wouldn't pay workman's comp because they said it was my fault for stabbing myself in the eye with my pen, and that maybe I had done it on purpose. Why would I stab myself in the eye?

Anyway, I've also tried storing my pen on my desk, but it rolls off on account of my desk is propped up with a stack of coasters I stole from Applebees, but it won't stay level when the restrooms flood in our building and soak the coasters. I'd put my pen behind my ear, but I don't want to look like an idiot with an eye patch and a pen behind my ear.

So I got this, and now I can store my pen in it. The only thing is it only works on pens, and not highlight markers, so I still have to keep those in the pocket of my polo.

I think this is a great investment for someone who doesn't have a place to stick a pen.
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14 of 15 people found the following review helpful By Judilyn on December 4, 2012
Style Name: Stress Ball Paul Verified Purchase
First of all, he's naked. Not shown in picture: his butt. He is quite small; you can squish all of him in your hand. So I couldn't believe I actually spent more than $5 on him. When I first got him, he was sticky, but quickly aquired a layer of dust, or oils, or skin cells to remedy that. It is fun to play with him, apparently, because he often disappears from my desk only to be found on other co-workers desks. Who would think so many people would want to play with a naked purple fetal man?
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15 of 17 people found the following review helpful By Kindle Customer on November 6, 2010
Style Name: Fred Pen Holder Verified Purchase
This item is great fun. Fred is on my desk at my office and entertains all who come to my domain. I plan on getting more from this series of practical-use entertaining items. He was a tad shorter than I imagined, but the perfect size for a pen holder and a spellbinding desk tool. His color is ideal also! So very happy I purchased Fred and highly recommend him for someone looking for unique practical use tools.
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful By NJB on December 5, 2012
Style Name: Fred Pen Holder Verified Purchase
I love this. I have it on my work desk and I can stab at it anytime I'm feeling the pressure from someone.
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11 of 13 people found the following review helpful By R. Davis on March 1, 2012
Style Name: Stress Ball Paul Verified Purchase
I originally purchased two of these to help with anxiety and stress. They have worked wonders for my Arthritis also. The fact that it is not a ball shape helps a lot. I can hold it different ways for a variety of resistance. It is very hard to tear them up also. When I have anxiety I stretch the feet and allow them to pop back in place. Whatever works, I always say, lol.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful By Becita on May 20, 2011
Style Name: Splat Stan Coaster
I bought this coaster as a gift and turned out to be a huuuuuuge success!! The person loved it! And the material is pretty neat
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful By Jill Kenney on June 13, 2012
Style Name: Fred Pen Holder Verified Purchase
I bought this for the desk of my 11 year old great nephew - he loves it. I's on display for all his friends to see.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful By MetaPixel on October 21, 2011
Style Name: Splat Stan Coaster Verified Purchase
Bought 2 of these one for home and another for office.
Good quality made and cool looking. Its really a piece of art to your desk, and steels the eyes at first.

Friends keep asking me "What's that under your mug?" B)
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