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Product Information
Technical Details
| Brand Name | SUCKUK |
| Item Weight | 3 ounces |
| Product Dimensions | 7 x 5.5 x 0.9 inches |
| Item model number | DEADFRED1 |
| Manufacturer Part Number | SK DEADFRED1 |
Additional Information
| ASIN | B000Y812Y6 |
| Best Sellers Rank | #800 in Office Products (See top 100) |
| Shipping Weight | 3 ounces (View shipping rates and policies) |
| Date First Available | December 17, 2007 |
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Product Description
Feeling stressed and frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well Dead Fred is the man for you! Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart... and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips - and your stress and frustration, vanished!
Customer Reviews
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
149 of 156 people found the following review helpful
For the past 24 years, I've been working in my cube without a place to put my pen when I'm not using it. A couple years ago, I tried putting my pen in a cup, but then when I wasn't looking I reached to take a drink and stabbed myself in the eye with my pen. I lost my eye, but my company wouldn't pay workman's comp because they said it was my fault for stabbing myself in the eye with my pen, and that maybe I had done it on purpose. Why would I stab myself in the eye?
Anyway, I've also tried storing my pen on my desk, but it rolls off on account of my desk is propped up with a stack of coasters I stole from Applebees, but it won't stay level when the restrooms flood in our building and soak the coasters. I'd put my pen behind my ear, but I don't want to look like an idiot with an eye patch and a pen behind my ear.
So I got this, and now I can store my pen in it. The only thing is it only works on pens, and not highlight markers, so I still have to keep those in the pocket of my polo.
I think this is a great investment for someone who doesn't have a place to stick a pen.
Anyway, I've also tried storing my pen on my desk, but it rolls off on account of my desk is propped up with a stack of coasters I stole from Applebees, but it won't stay level when the restrooms flood in our building and soak the coasters. I'd put my pen behind my ear, but I don't want to look like an idiot with an eye patch and a pen behind my ear.
So I got this, and now I can store my pen in it. The only thing is it only works on pens, and not highlight markers, so I still have to keep those in the pocket of my polo.
I think this is a great investment for someone who doesn't have a place to stick a pen.
11 of 12 people found the following review helpful
By rperez
Amazon Verified Purchase
This item is great fun. Fred is on my desk at my office and entertains all who come to my domain. I plan on getting more from this series of practical-use entertaining items. He was a tad shorter than I imagined, but the perfect size for a pen holder and a spellbinding desk tool. His color is ideal also! So very happy I purchased Fred and highly recommend him for someone looking for unique practical use tools.
6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
By NJB
Amazon Verified Purchase
I love this. I have it on my work desk and I can stab at it anytime I'm feeling the pressure from someone.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars
Cool gift idea.
I used to have a boss named Fred. Does it get any better? Totally awesome and its admired! Very cool.
Published 20 days ago by Dan
4.0 out of 5 stars
Funny
Very funny way to decorate your boring cubicle at work! I've gotten great complements for it at work! Also for Splat Stan hehe they are awesome! Read more
Published 1 month ago by Daniel
5.0 out of 5 stars
Fred is awesome!
I got dead Fred because my pen was constantly falling off of my desk and I got tired of having to pick it up. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Brodie Love
5.0 out of 5 stars
Too funny!
I get looks and "oh wow that's so cool!" just about every day. This whole collection has helped me to have the funniest desk in the (very big) room. Read more
Published 2 months ago by tig
4.0 out of 5 stars
Does it's Job.
I've gotten a few looks as people pass my desk. It may be a little risky using at the office since its kind of violent but I haven't got in trouble yet. :-)
Published 2 months ago by Edwin Dirksen
5.0 out of 5 stars
I just landed a desk job...
and I bought this little guy to lay next to my computer screen. Every time I catch a glimpse of him, it makes me smile and makes me feel a little better about the fact that I'm... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Curiouserdreamer
5.0 out of 5 stars
So funny!
I seen this and had to have it! I bought it as a joke for my desk. It's a great conversation piece, lots of my customers think it's really funny!
Published 2 months ago by Tina
5.0 out of 5 stars
So FunnY
Works great for office prank. Team really enjoys taking stress out on Dead Fred.
Wish is came in other colors.
Wish is came in other colors.
Published 2 months ago by Andrea
5.0 out of 5 stars
I have a toothpick holder that is similar and I had to have this
The next item I am getting is the Hanging Harry light switch puller. Sick sense of humor but oh well!
Published 3 months ago by Ryan Ratliff
5.0 out of 5 stars
Stops 'em DEAD!
I love this guy. Everyone who comes by my desk asks about him and wants to know where I got him. I also saved the packaging and have it displayed in my cubicle as well!
Published 3 months ago by Muzik Lover
