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Sad Monsters: Growling on the Outside, Crying on the Inside [Paperback]

Frank Lesser , Willie Real
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Book Description

September 27, 2011

An Emmy Award-winning writer for The Colbert Report follows in the (big) footsteps of Bigfoot: I Not Dead.

Monsters have it tough. Besides being deeply misunderstood, they suffer from very real problems: Mummies have body image issues, Godzilla is going through an existential crisis, and creatures from the black lagoon face discrimination from creatures from the white lagoon. At heart, these monsters are human; after all, you are what you eat. Quirkily illustrated, Sad Monsters hilariously documents the trials and tribulations of all the undead creatures monster-mad readers have grown to love, from vampires and werewolves, to chupacabras and sphinxes, and even claw-footed bathtubs.


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Editorial Reviews

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"Thanks to this hilarious book, I'm no longer scared of monsters. However, I am still terrified of books."
(-Stephen Colbert)

"Delightful and definitive proof that the undead are just as unhappy as the rest of us."
(-Seth Grahame-Smith, author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies)

"Sad Monsters is utterly hilarious. Then scary. Then hilarious again."
(-Scott Kenemore, author of The Zen of Zombie)

"Hilarious. Frank Lesser has done a great service to human-monster relations." -Bob Powers, co-author, The Werewolf's Guide To Life: A Manual For The Newly Bitten


"With <I>Sad Monsters</I>...the joke keeps getting reinvented in creative and wonderful ways. So yes, it's funny — but it's also smart and creative. It begs for public readings."
(-Orson Scott Card, bestselling author of Ender�s Game)

About the Author

Frank Lesser is a writer for The Colbert Report. He was a film major and editor of the humor magazine at Brown University. He lives in New York.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 192 pages
  • Publisher: Plume; Original edition (September 27, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0452297397
  • ISBN-13: 978-0452297395
  • Product Dimensions: 7.6 x 5 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 2.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #710,099 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Puntastic - A Definite Must for Colbert Report Fans! September 28, 2011
Format:Paperback
This book consists of forty brief vignettes about various monsters, some of whom are, as the title implies, sad. Not every monster cries himself to sleep at night, though; some quite enjoy their lives of monstrosity. Most of them have romantic problems. It's not easy to be a monster on the prowl in the dating sense, what with also prowling in the nomming sense

It may interest you to know that the author, Frank Lesser, writes for The Colbert Report. This sets some pretty high standards for the book to follow. Thankfully, Sad Monsters was just what I hoped it would be. Puns and irony abound, along with some cute postmodernism (ain't that reevaluation of that monster and his secret pain just precious?).

You get a really wide range of monsters in here. Lesser definitely isn't sticking only to the most popular (zombies, werewolves, vampires). Some of my favorite vignettes were Godzilla wondering what the point of all the stomping is (also, did you know that Godzilla likes M*A*S*H as much as I do?), formerly people-munching diets going vegan or carb-free, peaceful zombies being chased by humans, unsuccessful monsters like Count Macula (who just might work at my office) and Igor's résumé. Pretty much each of the little stories will make you bust out laughing, snort, groan or teehee.

Reading Sad Monsters takes somewhere around an hour. This is an estimate, since I read multiple books at one time; suffice it to say that it is quite short. I feel like this is an excellent book to pull out to amuse your friends with or to buy quirky friends for Christmas (don't know what to get them but know they love Colbert style humor?). Plus, how cute is that monster on the cover!?!
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Very clever and entertaining! October 7, 2011
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This is a hilarious book! Even if you have no interest in monsters you will find it relatable. Monsters have problems just like the rest of us (only funnier through Frank Lesser's eyes). My favorite chapters are the personal ads and the mummy with body image issues.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Blood Blah-d October 29, 2011
Format:Paperback
Dear Frank,
Thanks for clarifying why the "monster" under my bed is<n't> at all terrifying. Now I can see that it's not a coat of mangled blood/fur, he just hasn't shaved/stopped eating ketchupy fries since his girlfriend left him for another ghoul. It turns out that he wasn't growl/snorting because he wanted to claw through my chest and snap my sternum in half but he was really just trying to hold in pathetic sobs of self pity. I'd always thought there was a pool of blood constantly surrounding him, but now that my fear isn't clouding my vision, I can see that it's just a condensed cloud of vague melancholy.
Thanks <3
Maya
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