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Jesse Bullington (Author)
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November 16, 2009
Hegel and Manfried Grossbart may not consider themselves bad men - but death still stalks them through the dark woods of medieval Europe.

The year is 1364, and the brothers Grossbart have embarked on a naïve quest for fortune. Descended from a long line of graverobbers, they are determined to follow their family's footsteps to the fabled crypts of Gyptland. To get there, they will have to brave dangerous and unknown lands and keep company with all manner of desperate travelers-merchants, priests, and scoundrels alike. For theirs is a world both familiar and distant; a world of living saints and livelier demons, of monsters and madmen.

The Brothers Grossbart are about to discover that all legends have their truths, and worse fates than death await those who would take the red road of villainy.

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With liberal inclusion of vomit, gore and turnips, Bullington's bizarre debut follows two monstrous siblings across 1364 Europe and the Middle East as they seek ever-richer graves to rob. The Crusades, the papal schism and the Black Death all make appearances, as do the obligatory witches, priests and knights. In addition to robbing, torturing and murdering innocent peasants, the brothers dispatch demons and imitation popes while debating theology and the nature of mercy, e.g., finishing a victim off rather than leaving him for the crows. The mix of grimmer-than-Grimm fairy tale tropes, spaghetti Western dialogue (Yeah, can't suffer no traitorous churls to keep on bein traitorous) and medieval history is striking and often funny, but it may not be compelling enough to keep readers slogging along with the brothers' endless travels and copious letting of bodily fluids. (Nov.)
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When the Brothers Grimm published their celebrated folktales, critics took aim at the inclusion of disturbing material unsuitable for children. Modeled after the grimmest of the Grimm tales, Bullington’s debut about a pair of villainous medieval brothers throws aside any concerns for children from the first chapter, aiming instead at gross-out horror fans. Aside from plundering graves and waylaying strangers, Manfried and Hegel Grossbart’s one consuming interest is crossing plague-ridden fourteenth-century Europe to an imagined Egyptian palace, where their grandfather is hoarding stolen treasure. Along the way, the brothers cross paths with assorted brigands, witches, madmen, and fallen priests, robbing when expedient and killing where necessary. In one escapade, the Grossbarts incinerate the family of a neighboring farmer who mistreated them as children. In another, they befriend a priest who recounts his own horrific adventures during the Crusades. Bullington makes little attempt to cast his protagonists as sympathetic anti-heroes; the Grossbarts are cutthroats to the core. Yet Bullington’s masterfully engaging style marks him as a writer of considerable promise. --Carl Hays

Product Details

  • Paperback: 464 pages
  • Publisher: Orbit; 1 Original edition (November 16, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0316049344
  • ISBN-13: 978-0316049344
  • Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 1.1 x 8.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (44 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #192,485 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Jesse Bullington spent the bulk of his formative years in rural Pennsylvania, the Netherlands, and Tallahassee, Florida. He is a folklore and outdoor enthusiast who holds a bachelor's degree in History and English Literature from Florida State University. He currently resides in Colorado, and his blog, as well as fan art, news, and exclusive content, can be found at www.jessebullington.com.

 

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31 of 32 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Dark, Hilarious, Made of Win, November 15, 2009
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The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart is a thrilling read, full of realistic, wince-inducing violence, monsters out of the darkest avenues of folklore, and a rich helping of gallows humor. The Grossbart brothers wander through darkest Europe in the wake of the Black Death, attracting deeply uncouth and disreputable henchmen as they do the right things for the wrong reasons, the wrong things for the wrong reasons, and debate theology from the orthodox to the heretical all the way around to a twisted orthodoxy. Townsmen, demons, and witches beset them, and yet they muddle their bloody way through it all (not unscathed!). You'll enjoy this book if you like fantasy that doesn't come from a cookie cutter, or grittily detailed historical fiction. The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart isn't quite like anything else I've ever read, and I couldn't put it down once I started.
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14 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars a deranged serial killer roadtrip?, December 6, 2009
This review is from: The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart (Paperback)
There are heroes - mighty heroes. They're honest, reliable, deeply moral and they vanquish evil and smite dragons with mighty swords. They're shining in glory and holiness. And there are villains - evil villains. They are foul and twisted, with no morals, obsessed with their cunning ways and determined to bring their forces of forceful evil into the world so the dead can rise, and all will bow before the mighty knees of MISTER EVIL muahahaha!

Inbetween these two lies the Brothers Grossbart. They're pure evil and pure heroes all at once. But how can this be? They can't both be the Kwisatz Haderach.

Or maybe they can...

The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart is an exceptional novel, written by Jesse Bullington. It is exceptional because I've been racking my brains and just can't think of anything like it at all. Not that I'm a big fan of comparing novels (it's like comparing paintings), but sometimes it's nice to know where something fits in that inventory of the mind.

The plot itself isn't extremely taxing - it's a simple one, really, which is when the skills of a writer can really shine. Our mad graverobbing heroes begin the book with a single act of ruthless depravity and then shuffle off on their way to the land of the Infidels in search of Gyptland - where Grossbarts were wont to go in search of hefty gold looted from graves laden with such mighty treasures. Along the way they battle witches, monsters, demons and an assortment of rogues, all the while convinced of their own holiness due to their worship of Mary because "she loves them what stands up to the Lord more than those kneelin' down to'em."

Their twisted logic turns the Grossbarts from being the villains of the piece outlined in the opening, to being the heroes of the work - an odd twist which far from redeems them as their goal never changes and neither do their morals. Pursued by the man they did wrong who picks up a small army of his own along the way (including a witch's brood), the Grossbarts shuffle onward from disaster to disaster in time for a truly epic final confrontation with those they have wronged.

What makes this book work so well is Mister Bullington's style which never wavers from beginning to end. The very stylised language used by the Grossbarts looked to be very hard to maintain, yet Mister Bullington carries it with an enviable ease through to the conclusion. I was deeply amused by his style, which shifted smoothly between a folkloric fairytale manner to a more conventional fantasy pulp style which kept the plot moving at an exciting and sometimes gruesome pace.

I could find only one single gripe with the entire book, and that is the final pages, for me, seemed a little rushed to a conclusion and while I do appreciate it added to the folkloric feel, it wasn't the end I was hoping for. Not that I can think of a better one, me being a hack and all. However, I think I wanted something more. Something a little more satisfying as befitted these two wonderful characters.

And there's where the magic lies. The Characters. The two Grossbarts are the most unique creations - part ogres, part serial killers. It was almost like seeing Jason and Michael from those epic horror movies team up and go on a bit of a roadtrip. In fact, that's the most accurate description I could paint for you. Their steadfast determination and self-belief in their own purity is a delightful component which adds a great deal of depth to what could have very easily been rather uninteresting characters in the long run, and I still feel extremely overwhelmed by Mister Bullington's ability to maintain their manner with equal steadfastness. It's a fine accomplishment and one I admire more than I can say. The Grossbarts, I think, will remain two of my favourite characters ever created and that's a fact.

There's humour, action sequences which leave you breathless, dark fairytale monsters and secondary characters caught in the Grossbart web to feel sorry for. You'd just got everything you need for an absolute ripper of a book.

Pageturner? I ate this like it was my last meal.

All I need now is the movie for dessert...
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20 of 22 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars judge this book by its cover, November 19, 2009
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The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart is not the type of novel I usually read-- violent, nasty, and filled with unpleasant people-- yet, somehow, from the first time I picked up this text, I was entranced. Bullington's version of medieval Europe is grim but realistic, terrifying but familiar, a nightmarish landscape utterly devoid of the characters who populate your standard sword-and-sorcery romps. Yet, out of the chaos of "vomit, gore, and turnips" (so says Publishers Weekly) Bullington crafts a beautiful narrative about the actual problems real people must deal with when the world around them always seems to work to someone else's advantage. Even though many of those characters have supernatural or arcane aspects to their personalities, they never lose their grounding in humanity-- glorious, disgusting, beautiful, despicable, loving, hateful humanity-- and that is what Bullington is most adept at capturing. The best part is, it's also darkly funny and self-reflective, so it never comes across as being more than it is: a solid read as elusive as the Brothers themselves, vacillating between gross potty humor and more honest discussions of theology, women's rights, race, taxonomy, and might-makes-right cultural entitlement.
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