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Safe At Home [Kindle Edition]

Orson Bean
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)

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Book Description

When I take communion (ritualized cannibalism) tears come to my eyes. This happens because during that rite I remember that the two thousand year old man (sorry Mel Brooks) whom I believe (in some way I can't explain) to be the Son of God (Whom I also can't explain) instructed His followers (one of whom I have become) to symbolically drink His blood (sorry Bela Lugosi) and eat His body (sorry Jeffrey Daumer) and by doing so to become a part of Him. I find that deeply moving....

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About the Author

Orson Bean is a well-known humorist, actor, and writer. He has had four books published. The first, Me and the Orgone, is still in print after over forty years. He is an experienced writer and has nine grandchildren who will one day want to know the story of his life. He lives in Southern California with his wife, actress Alley Mills (who played the mother on the highly praised TV series The Wonder Years).

Product Details

  • File Size: 438 KB
  • Print Length: 174 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: BalboaPress (June 14, 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #815,580 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Fascinating Read October 10, 2013
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Orson Bean's life story is at times heartwarming and at times horrifying. Some of the things he endured as a child make me cringe and you feel so sorry for the little boy that Orson was. Reading the book you can see that Orson spends the majority of his adult life searching for something; happiness, perhaps meaning. You definitely root for a happy ending for Orson.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Couldn't put it down September 24, 2013
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Such a great read, couldn't put it down. Oraon Bean is such a great storyteller and has had such a fascinating life, ad I wish the book contained even more stories.
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4.0 out of 5 stars A man of all ages....... May 9, 2014
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As a huge fan of Mr. Bean, I thoroughly enjoyed him throughout the years. Most recently I've been able to enjoy him during his guest spots on The Dennis Miller radio show and that's where I learned that along with his film and broadway successes, he's turned his talents to the written word.

In this particular book and the "Mikey" story, I have gained some insight into my own relationship with God and His beloved Son......I appreciate other believers and their journeys toward faith.

Orson Bean is a delightful fellow human being and has given many pleasurable hours through his work on screen and broadway.....but, for me, I especially enjoyed getting to better know this man and his life through his books.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Good walk March 2, 2014
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Listen to Orson on the Dennis miller radio show and enjoy it very much. The book however delved into aspects of his past not brought forth on the show. Not going for any spoilers but it's nice (?) to know that everyone one has the opportunity to overcome their past and own personal foibles to find happiness.
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5.0 out of 5 stars A Warm and Witty Memoire February 4, 2014
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As a little girl, I had a crush on Orson Bean, the funny game show man. Safe at Home takes the reader on a beautiful faith journey - from Mr. Bean's painful childhood to, as the author describes, " a peace that passes all understanding." Thank you, Orson Bean, for sharing so deeply and personally.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Interesting and nostalgic December 25, 2013
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I always liked Orson Bean. What a life! There's plenty of nostalgia and descriptions of his life growing up in a city.
Autobiographies always give a window into the personality development of subject. This is a poignant life story and, for me, a sad portrait of Bean's parents most of all.
He never judges his family but kept (keeps) on going to become not only a wonderful actor and personality, but also a fine human being (human Bean!).
I've purchased two more of his books.
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