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Safe Baby Handling Tips (Board book)

~ David Sopp (Author), Kelly Sopp (Author)
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (31 customer reviews)

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Product Description

New parents are often overwhelmed-and befuddled-when it comes to caring for their bundle of joy. Luckily Safe Baby Handling Tips saves the day with its hilarious "do's and don'ts" on baby care. Now incompetent parents everywhere can benefit from this indispensable guide, which also includes a unique Wheel of Responsibility to help moms and dads negotiate baby chores (and shirk diaper duty!) whenever they can. Makes baby-rearing a blast!


About the Author

David and Kelly Sopp pretend to be expert baby handlers and are the founders of Wry Baby (wrybaby.com), a fun little gift and apparel company whose motto is Raise Funny People(tm). They live in San Francisco with their 5-year old son, who unwittingly started all this nonsense.

Product Details

  • Board book: 16 pages
  • Publisher: Running Press (November 7, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0762424915
  • ISBN-13: 978-0762424917
  • Product Dimensions: 6.2 x 6.1 x 1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 14.9 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (31 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #11,620 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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    #32 in  Books > Parenting & Families > Parenting > Babies & Toddlers > Infants
    #37 in  Books > Entertainment > Humor > Love, Sex & Marriage

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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Wet-your-pants hilarious!, January 21, 2008
By M. Miller (MD, United States) - See all my reviews
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I was in a bookstore, and happened upon this book. I picked it up and started to read, and began to giggle, out loud. I felt that I was being too loud, so I closed the book and put it down until I felt I was under control again. I then picked it up to read, but burst into giggles again. This happened several times. I wanted to buy the book in the store but it was kind of beat up, so I ordered from Amazon. I gave this book to my friend for her baby shower, and it was the absolute hit of the party! You know how everyone passes the presents around, "Oh, how nice, ANOTHER tube of Desitin!" "Oh, of COURSE she can use another frilly baby headband!" and no one really looks at them or cares? Well this book took about an hour to make it around the circle; its progress was punctuated with shrieks of laughter. We even called her husband in and he read it and totally cracked up. My friend says she is actually going to use the spinner on the front of the book.

I think my favorite parts of the book are the "Testing Baby's Bottle", "Introducing Baby to Pets", and "Bonding With Baby", but to be honest, they are all hilarious. I read the book about 10 times before I gave it to her and I still giggled each time. I don't have any babies, but I think I might just buy this for myself for laughs. Fantastic shower gift.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, July 4, 2006
By Edward Early (Austin, TX USA) - See all my reviews
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My wife and I received this book as a gift shortly after our child was born, and we love it! It provided the laughter that we desperately needed after a week without sleep. Even after the fifth time through, I still laugh out loud at most pages. It's especially fun to share with friends and family when they come over, and now I know not to wake the baby with an air horn.

This book is a perfect gift for new parents.
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8 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars When drying baby, wrap baby in soft towel. DO NOT place baby in dryer., December 6, 2005
By Jason Rene "Jason" (Somewhere out there, USA) - See all my reviews
This book is hilarious! I can't think of a better gift for someone who is about to have a baby. Sure, you could buy them a Dr. Spock book, a car seat, diapers, or some other equally boring gift, but this ten dollar treat will have them actually remembering who you are! Of course, it also might end your friendship if you are implying in a not-so-subtle manner that you question their parenting skills and believe their baby is in imminent danger. But even if they do never speak to you again, at least you will always be remembered for this wonderful book.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great hospital gift!
Gave this is a gift to new parents at the hospital. They and all their visitors had a good time looking it over. Really funny book.
Published 1 month ago by Sheri Chamberlain

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, exactly the common sense advice we needed!
We received the Safe Baby Handling book as a baby shower gift, and it is indeed hilarious. We have read countless dozens of books about pregnancy and babies in preparation for the... Read more
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5.0 out of 5 stars Safe Baby Handling Tips
This book is hilarious! The tips they give are fun and useful...if you want to go to prison. Great humorous book! I would give it any expectant mom with a sense of humor.
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5.0 out of 5 stars laugh out loud funny!
my husband and i received this a Christmas gift, a few weeks after our daughter was born. makes a very cute gift for expectant and new parents.
Published 4 months ago by Rebecca

5.0 out of 5 stars Still laughing
This is an amazing gift for any parent to be. I gave it to my brother in law for Father's Day; he will be a dad in November. The whole family was laughing while reading this. Read more
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5.0 out of 5 stars Best baby gift ever.
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Published 5 months ago by Meadow Wilde

5.0 out of 5 stars Humerous!
My husband and I received this as a gift at our last baby shower and he loved it! He got one for a male coworker who was expecting and he loved it also. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Aldora

5.0 out of 5 stars What a hoot!
Every OB/GYN office should have a copy of this on their magazine table. Bought it as a "gag" gift for my daughter-in-law's shower & it was a HIT!!! Read more
Published 6 months ago by Lisa J. Rippo

3.0 out of 5 stars Although it may be funny...
While this book is on the funny side of baby humor, I would not suggest buying it. If you happen to see it at a bookstore or know someone who has it, a quick look through would... Read more
Published 8 months ago by Kori

5.0 out of 5 stars OMG this book is hilarious!
Got this for an expecting couple who are a little out of the norm.
They got your typical 'baby' things, which they knew they needed but isn't really 'them', if that makes... Read more
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