on January 15, 2009
I can't believe I was able to find a figurine for St Anthony - the Bacon Saint. My collection of patron saints is almost complete now, all that i'm missing are Saint Reginald - Patron Saint of Beer Goggling and the coveted and extremely hard to find Saint Phineas - Patron Saint of Shoelaces That Have Frayed a Bit at the Tips.
An added bonus in this packaging is an explanation of the three bacon-related miracles Anthony performed to warrant sainthood. Number two is especially astounding, I mean, who would've thought that he could've done that, especially with three ducks and Cher involved? And, seriously, with a tricycle?! I'm flabbergasted.