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Tea, Sandwiches and Hardcore Pornography (Trev's Comedy Emails) [Kindle Edition]

Trevor Mcinsley
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)

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Book Description

From the creator of Sixteen Alligators and a Trebuchet, Trevor Mcinsley Moments and any number of other books that you have never heard of comes... this book. Yeah, melodrama is not my strong suit. Fortunately comedy is...

Trevor Mcinsley is a man with one simple aim: To find out what happens when you send over 300 of the most bizarre emails imaginable to various supermarkets, car companies, customer service departments and warring East Asian nations...

The results might surprise you.

For instance who’d have thought an email about contracting leprosy in a Lidl supermarket would get a serious response?
Or one about hang gliding from the top of the CN Tower?
Or asking Pringles why they have never run an ad which simply says ‘Pringles: Eat them or we will murder you and your family’?
Or asking about bringing an air horn to mass at St Paul’s Cathedral?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Or... well, you get the point.

“I laughed until I uncontrollably dribbled tea all over my best shirt. Fortunately I have a lot of shirts. And tea.” - Tea Monthly

“Surreal, subversive, sandwiches and sensationally funny.” - The Evening Sandwich

“Good clean family fun.” - Hardcore Pornography Today


Product Details

  • File Size: 1497 KB
  • Print Length: 202 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1490474811
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Trevor Mcinsley (December 27, 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00CCQYNGW
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #899,931 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
By Lisa
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I have NEVER laughed so loud while reading that I disturbed people. .. well I did on Jan 2, 2014, the day I bought this book.
Trevor is the wittiest, most comedic excellent writer I have ever encountered! He writes the most absurd and funny emails to companies about crazy problems he makes up about their products. ..... and they try to answer him SERIOUSLY!
Because of this first book I bought all his others, read his BLOG, and communicate with him on Facebook.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars laugh out loud funny June 3, 2013
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Bought this book because it was on sale and I think I got a pretty great deal. This book is about a man who decided to push customer service to their limits. With funny situations and a ruthless desire for a refund, stories evolve from emails and some are even returned to continue the joke. I read some of these stories to family over Memorial Day picnic, and needless to say, I had a crowd itching for more.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny May 1, 2013
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For a free book, rather long. I'm saying that as a positive. Pretty much a guy annoying everyone through asinine e-mails. Perfect coffee table reading.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Truely amusing February 5, 2014
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I you like the idiot reviews by Pete Sortwell you'll love this book comprising of silly email to companies and their responses. This being his third book doing this it is amazing that only one person found his website and asked if this was him! Which he denied, lol
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4.0 out of 5 stars Lmao. January 14, 2014
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A couple of pages a day is all you need to smirk away the winter blahs. The man is clearly a nutjob, and I love it.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A funny read December 18, 2013
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Trevor's whimsical brand of oddity never fails to make me laugh. Many laugh out loud moments. Well worth the read. Four more years!
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More About the Author

Trevor Mcinsley is known in customer service circles simply as 'El Diablo'. This is likely because he has a propensity to email them to ask how their vacuum cleaner is rated against the removal of mice, if their cosmetics are suitable for use on geese and why their balsamic vinegar is not labelled with 'DO NOT DRINK THREE LITRES OF THIS'?

Whilst his taste for balsamic vinegar might be... questionable his appetite for surreal comedy is n... actually that might be a tad questionable too come to think of it. Is emailing the Empire State Building to inquire as to their policy on parachutes normal?

So yes, Trevor Mcinsley has long wasted his time sending out silly emails. Why not let him waste your time reading the hilarious results of these ill-considered conversations?



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