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Santa With Muscles [VHS]

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This movie stinks. This makes Jingle All The Way look lik Miracle on 34th street(both the 1947 one & the 1994 one). The acting is hammy & horrible. The Villians are laughable. The Storyline is Cliched. Worst of all,it has too many plotholes like "How come the kids in the orphanage still belive Hogan is Santa even though his fake beard fell off?". I give this movie a 0 out of 10.

this is with out a doubt the worst hulk hogan movie ever made, and i am a hogan fan. This movie should be erased from society. the other 2 reviews that gave 5 stars saying it was awesome are ether from Hogan, someone who works for Hogan, or Bubba the Love Sponge. the movie is garbage and no one should have to pay any amount of money to see it. the only reason why i am giving this movie a 1 star is because amazon won't let me post it with zero stars.

Except for the crazy punctuation, don't those two five-star reviews read suspiciously like press releases? I'm willing to believe that there's some rabid Hulk Hogan fans out there, but the fact that both blurbs praise a cast that includes Ed Begley Jr. and Garret Morris is really pushing it.

What in the world was Hulk Hogan thinking when he signed on to this piece of cr@p?? 'Santa With Muscles' features the mad original 'plot' of an evil millionaire (Hogan) who gets amnesia and then thinks he is Santa Claus. The 'film' continues on as "Santa With Muscles" defeats the evil Ed Beagley Jr. saving the local orphanage from being taken over and no doubt turned into a mini mall or condo development.

I assume that this movie was made for kids but I don't see how any kids or any humans could truly enjoy this waste of film. It blows my mind that this movie was released in the movie theaters and that anyone could even admit to seeing this. About the only 'worthwhile' reason to watch this movie is to see future 'That 70s Show' Mila Kunis in one of her first roles but even that is a stretch.

Hard to even recommend for a 'Bad Movie Night', 'Santa With Mucles' is a cr@pburger served with a warm diet coke and cold fries.

BARRRRRRRRRRRRRF

-***** P00P ON A STICK

This movie is beyond pathetic. Hulk Hogan thinking hes Santa Claus helping the SMALLEST orphanage ever? Pfft. Go watch No Holds Barred, its much better than this crap.

Mega wrestling and film star"Hulk Hogan" goes from naughty to nice in "Santa With Muscles",a lightheaded adventure with flex appeal.Mean "OL" EBNER FROST has a heart of cold like his name.House by house,store by store,he's taking over Lakeville with his greed.Now only the orphanage and "Santa With Muscles" stands in his way with mega strength along with some pint-size sidekicks and "Lenny The Elf",Santa saves the day just in time for Christmas!A great cast including Hulk Hogan,Ed Begley Jr.,Clint Howard,Don Stark,Robin Curtis,Kevin West and Garret Morris.Santa Hulk Rules!!