Customer Reviews

Sanus Systems TV-SB Television Shelf with Proper Center Speaker Mounting (TVSB)

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For those interested,this item is 90% Cobalt-60 and can withstand a pressure of 14,850psi (Think about an elephant).It glows green in the dark and black in the light,adding a fancy look to your living room.
Minor issues :
My PS3 isn't working anymore and my TV is showing some weird old indian movies on all channels...
You might also want to keep your pets away from it,my cat has shown some signs of discomfort as soon as I opened the box.
Edit: My cat is dead but his body is glowing...!

I have been in the market for a TV shelf for a long time and upon finding this product, I knew my search had ended. I was also thinking about buying a 7-bedroom house on the seaside, but the value of this product eclipsed the house a thousandfold. I don't know what I would do without a potted plant sitting on top of my TV... Thank you so much, Sanus! A deluxe model for, say, 6 million, would really make my life complete.

While skeptical at first, I decided to purchase the Sanus Systems TV-SB Television Shelf with Proper Center Speaker Mounting, because frankly, we all have this money just sitting around anyway, I could always return it for a refund. Sure it would have grind my gears to have to pay the shipping back, but that would never be the problem. For, upon receiving the Sanus Systems TV-SB Television Shelf with Proper Center Speaker Mounting and opening the box, a blinding pure light washed over me and I could hear the angels in heaven singing. Reaching into the box and holding the Sanus Systems TV-SB Television Shelf with Proper Center Speaker Mounting, I felt my 3rd eye open up and I suddenly knew what all those gurus and buddahs were talking about. I had reached a higher plane of consciousness. My world had changed, and same for the rest of my family. Having the Sanus Systems TV-SB Television Shelf in our lives, we made more money, the kids were doing better in school, and my wife was even more beautiful! The dog stopped licking itself and pooping outdoors, actually the dog learned to use the shower and toilet. We now invite terminal cancer patients over to bask in the healing lights of the Sanus Systems TV-SB Television Shelf. Seriously, this should cost more.

When I saw the price, I thought it was just too good to be true. It seemed like a mistake, how could this thing be found so cheap? Sure enough, the price was right, but let's just say you get what you pay for. There is a reason this is not $1,000,000,000 like the next model up. Flimsy construction, very few diamonds, hardly any gold.

Go with the TV-SB Plus model, you'll thank me later.

I was planning on providing a video review of this product, but upon opening the box comprised of blood diamonds and unobtainium I was transported to a realm with neither space nor time. Luckily, my newly arrived t.v. mount as well as a few close by objects did make the journey with me. All in all it was certainly worth the cost, the dimensional tear was a nice touch as well; it's too bad they rip you off with the shipping cost but with a product this nice it's hard to be upset. Lost a star because the instructions were very vague, all I could gather was something about it being a box from someone named Pandora or something. Oh well.