Scan-It Operation Checkpoint Toy XRay
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Well, now there's a toy to help change all that. Kids can become familiar with the process of search and arbitrary seizure of dangerous items like toothpaste, soda, and aftershave (or TSA). The attention to detail on this toy is great. Notice the Homeland Security Threat Level Advisory glued to the side. See how tiny green and blue are? You'll never need them, because we live in an orange world. That's right, the terrists are right around the corner, maybe under your bed! This will keep a constant, low-level feeling of fear instilled in your kids, just like DHS wants!
For added fun, buy this toy with the TSA Officer Gloves McJellyfinger action figure.
Scan-It Operation Checkpoint Toy XRay is an excellent educational toy meant to prepare our children for two of the more desirable professions of the future: baggage scanner and fearful traveler. However, certain elements essential to a well-rounded Scanner education are missing.
The Homeland Security Professional Scanner... profession is one of the few that can't be massively outsourced (yet) and, to my knowledge, it is only available to US citizens and possibly legal residents. The academic requirements are light to nil, the skill set minimal and the benefits are good. This toy teaches our children nearly all they would need to know in order to pass the stringent HSPS levels 1 and 1-advanced exams and thus be qualified to working in this most exciting and fast-growing field.
As a baggage scanner, one can interact with people of diverse backgrounds and cultures, get a pretty good idea of what they carry in their bags and get to examine their shoes, inside and out. The senior professionals earn the privilege of performing full body searches on suspects. Additional benefits come from the Scanners being given the first pick at confiscated contraband including toy guns and ammo, nail clippers, sippy cups and even the latest in Swiss Army knives and disposable Bic lighters and, if lucky, rare and exquisite beauties such as the Ty Homeland - Rooster.
Scan-It Operation Checkpoint Toy XRay will allow children hours of fun-filled learning and civic education while, at the same time, developing a set of real, marketable, in demand skills.Read more ›
Maybe the next version of this toy could include instructions on how to pat down your sister when the scanner light goes off;
or maybe include a battery operated taser if your brother acts up when you groin search him ('don't tase me bro' literally).
should come with sheep outfits for full playing enjoyment.
thumb scanner toys next?
how about kiddie tattoo kits for id'ing your playmates.
Who's idea was it for this toy anyway?????? Homeland Security????????????
Most Recent Customer Reviews
I was hoping to use this product to determine whether the children in my building have in their posession any toys containing secret government listening devices, terrorist bombs,... Read morePublished on October 27, 2009 by F. Dana Jr.
I mean, sure, once I got it in there i was somewhat protected from the rest of the clawing... but in no way did it help me locate or gauge how bad the brake was. Read morePublished on February 19, 2009 by Mister Snid
Blatant social-engineering, designed to inculcate/bind our children through play.
But the depths of this collective ruling depravity are almost inconceivable: Humanity... Read more