Scary Movie 5 2013 PG-13 CC

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SCARY MOVIE is back with hilarious send-ups of the latest and greatest horror movies, featuring the biggest celebrities around including Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen, and Snoop Dogg.

Starring:
Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex
Runtime:
1 hour 26 minutes

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Scary Movie 5

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Product Details

Genres Comedy
Director Malcolm D. Lee, David Zucker
Starring Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex
Supporting actors Gracie Whitton, Ava Kolker, Dylan Morris, Ryan Morris, Lidia Porto, Darrell Hammond, Snoop Dogg, Mac Miller, Erica Ash, J.P. Manoux, Molly Shannon, Josh Robert Thompson, Marisa Saks, Marianne Hammock, Terry Crews, Tyler Posey, Sarah Hyland, Shad Moss
Studio The Weinstein Company
MPAA rating PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Captions and subtitles English Details
Purchase rights Stream instantly and download to 2 locations Details
Format Amazon Instant Video (streaming online video and digital download)

Customer Reviews

One of the worst movies I've ever seen.
Conrad Jeremias
Not funny, not scary (though not suppose to be), not even so stupid its funny like some of the other ones....just plain STUPID.
A. Greenamyre
Movie was not very funny in my opinion.
TRINIDAD BROWN

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

4 of 5 people found the following review helpful By AvidConsumer on August 21, 2013
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There were very few parts in the movies where I had an actual laugh. The jokes have just become to childish and predictable. Getting kicked in the nuts and toilet humor doesn't get you very far and unfortunately that seems to be the go-to brand for this one.

Unless you are looking for something that falls into the so bad it's good category, just keep pretending that they only made 2 of these.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Kcott44 on July 18, 2014
Format: DVD
When Scary Movie 5 came out, for some mysterious reason I was excited for it. I really enjoy Scary Movie and Scary Movie 2 but didn't care much for the third one and never even bothered to see the fourth so it makes no sense why I wanted to see it. Then, I found the reason, it is directed by Malcolm D. Lee who directed the absolutely hilarious action satire Undercover Brother. Maybe, without David Zucker the franchise can get back on track but I was dead wrong. This is the second worst comedy I have ever seen. This comes close to number one but I have a feeling that spot is going to be held forever by Disaster Movie.

Scary Movie 5 is filled with terribly unfunny gags, painful acting, and is just simply unbearable to sit through. It is filled with unfunny cameos as well, everything is unfunny in this movie. Modern spoof movies are just plain horrible and this one justifies that case even more. Luckily, it seems that not many people pay for these unbearable spoof movies anymore which is absolutely a blessing. There are no positives about Scary Movie 5 even if you are a diehard fan of Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, or Ashley Tisadle(Who Is?) avoid it at any possibility.

If you liked Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Date Movie, Dance Flick or any of those gems go ahead and check Scary Movie 5 you are probably going to have fun.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By pleasedie1979 on May 15, 2014
Format: Amazon Instant Video
You will not laugh. That's about it.

I knew this movie was going to be rough, but this was just awful..... A poorly done spoof film, that went south starting with the 1st terrible scene. I'm not even sure I cracked a smile at this garbage. One can only hope there isn't a Scary Movie VI. So here we go with the evaluation.

SCRIPT:
I could probably guarantee my review has more words and less misspellings!

FX:
Get ready for a re-used ape costume, the "Ring" character (AGAIN), a moving wig and a sh*tty banana.

ACTING:
Cameos galore. Yes, lots and lots of cameos!!! The celebs are just lining up to let everyone know that their careers are over!

Yup, get ready to see your favorite celebs and Scary Movie regulars come together to act out the most poorly written scenes in comedic history. You'll be greeted with such jokes as "The Poopie Pie" and "The Chair Having Sex With The Microwave" and "Flinging Feces" and ........ well that's about it.......

SUMMARY:
THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By The Movie Guy on August 23, 2013
Format: DVD
One of the nice things about this series is that the current film doesn't build upon previous installments. However, it is a spoof of other films which means you must have either seen those films, or have enough knowledge of them to enjoy this film.

Number 5 builds primarily on the film "Mama" but also incorporates the Paranormal series, "Planet of the Apes," "Black Swan," Madea, "Evil Dead," Inception," and "The Help," plus a few I might have missed. The Zucker humor in this film is no different than previous films relying in part on crudeness and slapstick.

The best part of this film was the beginning as Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan joke about their real life and have a sex scene out of a Benny Hill episode. Unfortunately they die after opening scene and do not appear again outside of some doctored up photos.

This is not a film you must rush out and buy. It can wait for a price drop...like a 5 pack for $5.00.

Parental Guide: F-bomb. Silly sex scene. Fake butt nudity. Fat woman in thong.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful By Roy Duncan on September 12, 2013
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This movie played out like many of the most recent horror movies which made it predictable in parts. I guess you shouldn't be watching this movie for the "wow" factor, only if you want a few laughs. And I do mean a few. Some of the same jokes are repeated more than once in the movie it was just okay.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By David on December 22, 2013
Format: DVD
I thought that this movie was pretty funny. it was not as good as the first two. but I still liked it. I thought that making fun of mama was a good idea. it was basically the only real good horror movie when they made this. but all in all this was a good movie
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Format: Blu-ray
I laughed my butt off at certain parts but once again the Scary Movie franchise has gotten stale old and predictable.

For a spoof that really sucks.

Some parts like all the other scary movies took away from the comedy were horribly done and were not needed in the first place.

For example the evil dead thing was over the top I loved the remake of ED but it just did not work in a spoof at all.

I also missed Anna Faris presence in this entry Ashley was okay but Anna could have really brought it home.

For the most part it seemed like Ashley was simply phoning it in and overacting.

Simon Rex was hilarious in certain parts and horrible in others.

The supporting cast were so so at best including the stereotypical angry black girl who wants too get too the top no matter what.

I found the housekeeper up until near the end of the movie however hilarious she was one of the funniest ones in the entire movie.

The Black Swan spoof was a waste of time and space a horrible horrible spoof of that movie.

I found the beginning pretty hilarious with Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen basically spoofing themselves.

Overall though for the most part this entry was simply a wasted effort and it shows that the creative waters for this franchise are running dry at this point.
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