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Scheisse!: The Real German You Were Never Taught in School (Paperback)

by Gertrude Besserwisser (Author), David Levine (Author)
Key Phrases: Gertrude Besserwisser, Ach du Scheiße, East Germany (more...)
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Another entry in the bestselling, Merda! series, this humorous book helps readers navigate the world of real Low German. Scheisse! introduces readers to the fine art of cursing and basic slang to spice up their German speech. On-air radio giveaways.

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  • Paperback: 144 pages
  • Publisher: Plume (July 1, 1994)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0452272211
  • ISBN-13: 978-0452272217
  • Product Dimensions: 7.9 x 5.4 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 6.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars See all reviews (31 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #27,715 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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121 of 123 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Funny but be careful!!, March 31, 2004
By "loewenzahn82" (somewhere in the middle of Germany) - See all my reviews
I'm a native German speaker and as such I kind of feel the need to warn you a little about this book...
First I have to say that it is indeed very funny and VERY resourceful- I didn't know all of the words in here! If you are frustrated while studying German or just for fun before coming to Germany on a trip this book is a really good read I think. BUT (here it comes) you are probably quite prone to make a fool out of yourself when using some of the words or phrases in here, because a lot of it is horribly outdated. If I heard someone say some of this stuff I would probably be lying on the floor laughing- so you might not come across quite as planned!

But this isn't to say that I wouldn't buy this book if I were you! (I still have to find an equivalent of this in English :o)!)
You might want to consult a native speaker once in a while though...

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39 of 41 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Terrific Gutter German, April 24, 2004
By Jon Linden (Warren, N.J. United States) - See all my reviews
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In her book, "Scheisse" Gertrude Besserwisser, which seems to almost have to be a pseudonym, the reader is introduced to really wonderful low Deutsch of the most common variety. In fact, this is German you don't learn in school, I heard this stuff when I went to Germany, Austria and Switzerland. But not in school.

No profanity is too great for the unabashed Besserwisser. Wonderful colloquial German expressions of full throttle profanity and abusiveness are introduced in this book, along with illustrations by David Levine that increase the humor of the presentation.

The one item that the reader should know, is that basic knowledge of a little German is really a pre-requisite to get the most out of this book. Although, it is readable, by those who have never spoken a word of German. And just as funny. This book is highly recommended for people about to take a trip to a German speaking country. At least you will know when they are cursing at you, even if you cannot understand all of it.

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21 of 21 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Zum Lesen mit'm Duden, June 24, 1999
This book provides some useful words and expressions that you certainly won't learn in American high schools or colleges. It is probably the best of its kind available for German (the Wicked series books are filled with ridiculous made-up sayings that no native speaker really uses). That said, it really doesn't compare with the Merde books in French, of which this is the German equivalent. For instance, the sentences given as examples are not witty and they are also loosely translated into English, which might give the right "feel" but is not the best for someone trying to learn the intricacies of their usage. Also, the German doesn't get as vulgar as the French (whether this is because the German language is more civilized or this book less complete I hesitate to answer). One understandable problem is that there are tons of different dialects and regional differences in German so that a general unified version of German slang is sure to lack some substance. Consider also the great wealth of Viennese slang (Wienerisch, eh kloar!) or the different Swiss expressions which are of necessity left out. Over all this is a pretty decent book for those who want to learn some "low German" or just try out some choice words on their German teacher!
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3.0 out of 5 stars Semi-Profound Profanity
Thanks to the Army I can swear in a number of languages but SCHEISSE by Gertrude Besserwisser helped raise my level of profane prowess and stupidity. Read more
Published 18 days ago by Kregg Jorgenson

5.0 out of 5 stars Funny as all get out!
I am studying German and using a proper textbook to do so as well as the Pimsleur CDs. Of course sometimes this can get a little tedious and dry. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Summer Marie Deffner

5.0 out of 5 stars Finally my wife is learning REAL German
This book is great. It teaches how we really talk in Germany. My wife's German teacher hates "Umgangsprache" and I believe that she should be learning how we talk and not how to... Read more
Published 14 months ago by Alexander Reimann

4.0 out of 5 stars Nice fun gift
This was a hit as a gift for a family member, who still uses the book off and on. The translations in this book are ok. Read more
Published 14 months ago by C. Stephens

4.0 out of 5 stars A lot of fun.
My husband is a German Major and loved this book. He has not put it down since I gave it to him.
Published 18 months ago by Jo Gilmore

5.0 out of 5 stars Profanity in German
A lot of people try to avoid learning swear words in other languages. I don't understand why. These words are part of the language, and you shouldn't avoid them because they make... Read more
Published 23 months ago by Brandon Simpson

5.0 out of 5 stars Ich habe mich vor Lachen fast in die Hosen gemacht!!
Okay, that title phrase "I almost peed myself laughing" was not in the book, but it well sums up the content. Read more
Published on May 16, 2007 by Günter

5.0 out of 5 stars AWSOME!!
This book is a must have!! I would recommend having a slight knowledge of the language before hand, but it is a great book to get you out of the classroom and into a german... Read more
Published on April 24, 2006 by Dana Karry

3.0 out of 5 stars SLANG BOOK
This is almost a Slang Dictionary, which you can find funny and FUN info regarding the German Slang. Read more
Published on March 9, 2006 by Rick von Baden Baden

4.0 out of 5 stars Interesting
A little out of date, I'm sure. Definitely fun to read, but not exactly the first words you'd want to learn/use on a trip to Germany. Great for learning what NOT to say!
Published on July 24, 2005 by Jennifer P

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