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Schoolgirl Report Vol. 5: What All Parents Should Know

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Lame, lame, lame. This is why guys have the wrong idea. Every single bad thing happens. There's no story, no documentary (but they keep telling you that there is), the stuff is totally made up. This is like those letters to Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me.... you know, some editor wrote all those letters.

Why hate this? Aw come on, an 18 year old super hot chick that wants her priest. And then she does the priest. And then she gets pregnant. Another hot chick that wants her teacher, so she traps him into doing her.

Then this brunette, that is way super hot amazing, blackmails her GRANDFATHER into doing her. If he won't, then she's going to tell her parents he raped her. He ends up doing her (oh man she was hot, oh way hot) for months. He tells her parents and then they trap her in her lie. But the whole thing ends up in court and she goes to jail.

Three girls have a bet they can do the hot new teacher. On a school trip, one fakes being sick. They trap him in a barn. She strips down and makes him do her while the two others watch outside from the window. (oh it's so small, oh it's getting bigger, oh it's sooooo big). The two get the idea that they want some of him too because it's so big, so they do this big old foursome in the barn. But then they all get caught by the teacher.

Some sweet hot girl masturbates and dreams of her boyfriend who is too shy to do her. The boy dreams about his girl and masturbates (here they actually show him stroking his all soft penis and small, but there's no splooge shot). She decides to get some lessons on sex, so she goes to her old uncle and he does her. He decides he needs help too, so he goes to his old aunt that does him. Then the boy and girl get together all educated and they do it. Happiness.

Three girls get the guy that runs the pool to open it up for them at night so they can go skinny dipping. Oh during the day, they see his super hotness walking around with no shirt on, so the three of them take off their tops and call him over. He tries to kick them out for taking off their tops. Somehow one of the girls convinces him to let them in that night. Back to that night, one of the girls leaves. The two left over pull him in the pool and do him. He gets caught and fired.

These are stupid stupid lessons. All these teenage girls are hot for stuff they aren't supposed to have and get trained by old men. Then they get in trouble or they get the old guys in trouble. I hate the subtext.

Yeah the breasts are really nice. Oh the variety, the sizes, the perkiness - oh yes that's amazing. The bushes, oh there is a lot of bush. There's even a few with bush under their arms. This is 70's medium core porn. There's a penis here and there, but not a hard one. And there's no penetration or close ups of the best part, no splooge anywhere. There are a lot of close ups of breasts, thank goodness. And the chicks are super hot and cute.

It's in German, so shrinkage for me. If you care about the story, you have to read the subtitles. You can turn them off for full view.

Pretty tame by todays standards but it was fun seeing the 1970's hairstyles and untrimmed bush's. The plot lines were so silly that the DVD reminded me of an X rated movie without the X rated action. The Movie is done in German so it was hard for me to follow at times.

No cabe duda que Europa está mucho mas avanzada que nuestro continente, estos reportes de 1970 hablan de lo abierto que son en cuanto a la sexualidad los alemanes, si bien es cierto algunos casos parecen inventados, la filmación de los mismos en los 70's y las preguntas que hacen a los transeuntes hace por demás interesante el documenmtal. Desde el primero hasta este último, flata esperar el Reporte 6