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System Requirements

  • Platform:    Windows 98, Mac
  • Media: CD-ROM

Product Details

  • Shipping Weight: 3.2 ounces
  • ASIN: B0026RZT3S
  • Date first available at Amazon.com: April 17, 2009
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #66,759 in Software (See Top 100 in Software)

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CD Rom

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49 of 53 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I'm a huge fan December 31, 2009
Huge fan here, I've had Cells for years! Very useful for many things you might want to do.

I did acquire them via an inheritance though, so I didn't pay the retail price listed here. Can't speak to the value this seller is offering.

Remember to feed your Cell! If you don't, I've heard it can die!
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33 of 36 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Beware December 31, 2009
I bought this before reading the fine print. They said nothing about reproduction. This black mass has expanded beyond my house and beyond my suburban block. I'll update if it spreads into the city. We're going to camp out in the basement til things die down, but I'm wondering if something like this warrants Federal attention. My wife wants me to warn the in-laws, we may make a run for it in the morning to find a working telephone. I'm sure it's nothing, just thought I'd send a shout-out.
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31 of 35 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Not what I expected December 31, 2009
I bought 2 of these and got free shipping (Amazon rocks). I was hoping to use these two to breed my own cells. I played Sinatra and left them together in a dark room. I'm guessing my two are of the same sex, as I still just have the original two cells. I'll order five more and see if I can get better results. I hope it works, as I can't keep paying what Amazon wants for these, even with the free shipping.
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22 of 25 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars You get what you pay for, pretty much December 31, 2009
I would have given this 3 stars, but it's my fault that I did not read the fine print and there was that thing with the cat, so I am giving it 4 stars.

The item arrived in perfect condition - I am a long time Amazon client (since 94) so I am used to it being the case, but still worth mentioning.

Anyway. To the problems. As I said above, I did not read the fine-print and put the cells in the same dish over night. When I woke up, my living room (including all the electronics, my books and the 1880 wooden antique table my grand-grandfather "bought" in India from the Maharaja) were consumed by the 10 ton bio-mass in the middle of my room. Luckily, I left the manual in the kitchen, so I went there and looked through the troubleshooting part of it. That portion of the manual was pretty slim and just had 2 pages. The last item was titled something like "In the case where you lose control of the cells". I read through it and called my friends - a natural leader, a hot scientist woman, a funny overweight scientist who is theoretically less proficient in science than the woman, but really is better and a token black guy. Anyway. They came in and after 90 minutes of action were able to repel the biomass. I am pretty sure I saw a small portion of it go down the tiolet, but I am sure nothing bad can come of it.

Needless to say, my mom is absolutely furious about the antique table (in all honesty, I never liked the damn thing). She said that if it's not a bio-mass, it's me smoking weed, and if not weed, then my "crazy" friend Al. I don't think she thinks quite highly of him - but she just doesn't know his free spirit.

Anyway. Be sure not to leave the damn thing alone - it will consume your living room and make Hannukah VERY awkward.

Oh yeah, it also consumed my cat, but I was about ready to get rid of the damn creature for pissing all over my bed, so I don't feel that bad.
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21 of 25 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars This is the real deal! Get ready for a taste sensation. December 31, 2009
When the package arrived I nearly wept warm salty tears of joy. I have spent nearly 11 years hunting down this delicacy. After a few hours in a centrifuge these baddies were ready for some beer batter and a quick fry. The tension mounted and my head swelled; intoxicated with the bounty that was before me. Upon exiting my Presto brand deep fryer (available from Amazon), these cells glistened like like a golden rainbow of freshly oiled Spartans. The fluorescent light, dancing upon them like a thousand unicorns in heat. I was here, finally! Exceeding joy filled the room and I drooled like a Pavlovian dog. This was my life's work, slowly micturating on a paper towel in my seamy one bedroom apartment. At first I reached for the A1, out of impulse mind you! No this needed to be a raw, unadulterated, deep fried cell banquet. I tossed on a pinch of salt and made my way in to a voyage of the heart, mind, soul and belly. The crispy beer batter crust hung heavy over a taste I can only describe as a mixture of angel tears, bacon, caviar and a slight hint of nutmeg. My tongue was challenged with the desire to both savor and gorge. After this moment things get kind of foggy. I remember eating all of them, and then dipping some french bread in the leftover oil to garner the last bit of that angel tear goodness.

Here's the hard part of the story, my life has been disappointing since. No food or beverage can top this. I've been trying everything from Ostrich egg omelets to aardvark BBQ. I just can't get back to that moment. I would have ordered more cells, but I'd have to sell everything I own twice over and then still scrounge up another 50k. The bitter irony I'm facing now is much like that of Icarus. Yes, I've flown too close to the sun, and I'm paying the price. I very much recommend this product, but please be aware of what you're asking for when you order. Not only will it change your life, if might unleash some feelings you're not ready to deal with. Best of luck...
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Don't miss this opportunity. December 31, 2009
I haven't seen cells this good since a 1989 Ministry concert in San Francisco. I left most of my good cells right there at the venue, but I am very happy with these new ones I bought here. Awesome!
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12 of 14 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Win98? December 31, 2009
By sciguy
Whhhaaaa? Nearly 3 billion dollars and it only runs on Windows 98? You'd think for such a price they'd have it running on an operating system from this past decade.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Just 2,766,651,403.14 with 3.99 shipping? What a deal !!
I missed the chance to buy this on December 31, 2009, when it was listed at 2,766,651,403.14 with 3.99 shipping.

HUGE mistake. Read more
Published on January 1, 2010 by Tony Polito
3.0 out of 5 stars Another Day, Another 27 Million Cells
Meh. Hard to find in the packaging they ship with.

Daddy let me borrow his credit card for Xmas to order whatever I wanted. Read more
Published on January 1, 2010 by Phil Before
2.0 out of 5 stars pay for what you get
Clearly the downend of the market for this type of product, probably some kind of import or copy, I couldn't recommend this to anyone, for this price you could take a chance but I... Read more
Published on January 1, 2010 by A. Gifford
5.0 out of 5 stars Cheap
It looks like a lot of money, but its amortized over a couple of trillion making each cell much cheaper than, say, a transistor in a pentium. Read more
Published on December 31, 2009 by Gary R. Bradski
5.0 out of 5 stars These cells are okay
When I purchased a pair of these cells, I was hoping for Elvis DNA or Angelina Jolie DNA....Unfortunately, I received Rush Limbaugh and Rosie O'Donnell's cells instead. Read more
Published on December 31, 2009 by Crazy Daddy
2.0 out of 5 stars Only for W98
I made the mistake of assuming that if I could culture these cells in a Windows 98 Machine, they would work equally as well in a Windows 7 machine. Read more
Published on December 31, 2009 by Alexander Halavais
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