The Scorecard: The Official Point System for Keeping Score in the Relationship Game (Paperback)

by Greg Gutfeld (Author)

Editorial Reviews

Review

"The book for any man who has ever found himself in the doghouse, asking, 'What did I do?'-and [for] the woman who put him there. The Scorecard is perfect relationship advice for guys: it's so funny that it goes down easy. "-Catherine Romano, Executive Editor, Cosmopolitan

Product Description
Here at last is the answer to men's prayers: the official rule book to the relationship game--the book that once and for all explains the point system that women use to grade their mate's performance. With tongue firmly in cheek, Greg Gutfeld covers all the bases, from the kitchen to the bedroom, from proper party behavior to point-scoring Valentine's Day gifts.

Product Details

• Paperback: 182 pages
• Publisher: Holt Paperbacks; 1st edition (November 15, 1997)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0805054502
• ISBN-13: 978-0805054507
• Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.3 x 0.6 inches
• Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #1,036,475 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

2 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Satirical, yet true. Great buy!, December 21, 1997

By A Customer

I bought this book for my "boyfriend/mate/significant other/whatever" (who is always in the doghouse) for Christmas after seeing Gutfeld's interview on "Good Morning America," but can't bring myself to wrap it because I can't put it down! Gutfeld has penned the secret to satirical, but true, recipes for a man to maintain a relationship with a woman. Scenarios are hilarious, yet uncannily familiar. Great gift for anyone who can appreciate humor in a relationship, doghouse-fettered or not.

2 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars So funny it caused me pain., September 24, 1998

By	Dr. V.J. Kordahl, [e-mail] (Paris, France) - See all my reviews

When I read this book I laughed so hard that I felt severe physical pain. Beyond the humor the book contains much valuable relationships advice. I always enjoy reading Mr. Gutfeld's articles in Mens' Health Magazine, and I am eagerly looking forward to his next book.

2 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars The Scorcard has points to spare, December 5, 1997

By	Beth McFadden ([e-mail]) (Arlington, Virginia) - See all my reviews

Author Gutfeld hilariously confirms what every man has secretly suspected when it comes to his relationship with a woman: no matter he does, he's always behind on the scoreboard of love and life. A great book to be shared around the watercooler with male--and female-colleagues, which balances silly irreverance with wickedly funny satire of every "relationship" book that has come along in the past few years.