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22 of 24 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
This King's Reign Should Come to an End Soon...,
By Justice0309 "Justice" (Joplin, MO USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior [Blu-ray] (Blu-ray)
After only amassing a moderate box office success with 2003's "The Scorpion King" starring former wrestling superstar Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Universal Pictures apparently put on hold any potential sequels to the prequel (that sounded funny... oh well) of their popular "The Mummy" series. In 2008, Universal dusted off the character of the Scorpion King for another shot at movie audiences; however, this effort would not star The Rock, as it was to be a prequel (a decision that I believe was prompted by The Rock most likely rejecting the notion of starring in another `Scorpion King' movie), and it would also skip any kind of theatrical release, going directly to DVD. So, let me think about this for a second, the star of the original movie most likely rejected the idea of reprising his role for a sequel, potentially causing the shift from sequel to prequel, then the movie skips theaters altogether and goes directly to DVD, finally getting released around the same time as another `Mummy' movie was hitting theaters. Does anyone else besides me believe that this spelled potential disaster for this second entry in the inferior spin-off series to "The Mummy"? Let's have a show of hands... Yeah, that's what I thought, pretty much everyone sees this movie as nothing more than a hack job primarily made for cashing in on the recently released "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor".
"The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior" centers on a young Mathayus (Michael Copon) as he begins learning the ways of an assassin in order to better serve his king. However, when a warrior named Sargon (Randy Couture) murders Mathayus' father, Mathayus forgoes his oath of honor to begin a quest for vengeance against the evil Sargon and all those that side with him. Wow, I don't know if I can think of a time when the description on the back of a DVD could have been further from the truth. The description touted this action/adventure prequel as "...a heroic adventure filled with heart-stopping action and thrilling visual effects!" Well, I'm not sure what movie the marketing people that came up with that load of bull were watching, but it sure wasn't "The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior", I can tell you that right now. For a movie with supposedly "heart-stopping action", I was fairly bored a good majority of the time, and as for the "thrilling visual effects" they were more like B-movie effects or worse. In fact, I think that the Sci-Fi channel original movies have better effects than what was employed here. It's also a pity to note that director Russell Mulcahy comes fresh off of helming the successful third entry, "Resident Evil: Extinction", in the popular zombie franchise to directing this Direct-to-DVD piece of garbage. Now, I'm not trying to insinuate that I feel like Russell is an A-list director at all; in fact, I don't think he will ever compare to the likes of Steven Spielberg or Martin Scorcese, but regardless of that, he still is a decent enough Hollywood director that has had his fair share of successes that he deserved better than to be directing this movie. If Russell chose this as his next movie of his own free will then that's one thing, I personally would be shocked if that were the case, and would have to seriously question the judgment of a person who would willingly subject themselves to the kind of criticism this movie will draw from critics and movie fans alike. It is possible that whoever convinced Russell Mulcahy to direct this movie made the concept sound a heck of a lot better than the end result ever could hope to be, and if so, then kudos to whoever did the selling, because whatever you said worked and you managed to get a decent Hollywood director to really demean himself by working on a project as pathetic as this one. The cast for this movie was comprised of relative newcomers to the industry, several of them did have previous movie experience, but not much and what little they had wasn't all that impressive to be worth mentioning. For instance, the actual star of the movie (even though he doesn't get top-billing), Michael Copon, his biggest claim to movie fame was the third installment in the `Bring It On' franchise (a franchise that apparently will not go away) with "Bring It On: In It to Win It". I must point out that Michael was a good choice for the role because he does appear to be a decent enough resemblance to The Rock to pass off as a believable younger version of the first film's star. Getting top-billing for this movie, even though he only appears in maybe half of the movie, is UFC star Randy Couture. Days before watching this movie, I had seen Randy in David Mamet's "Redbelt" where he played a commentator for a fighting organization similar to UFC, and in that movie I thought that Randy showed some real potential to be a good actor; however, whatever potential I thought he had, was completely squandered by the time I saw his performance in this movie. Randy apparently didn't know how to effectively play the villainous role whatsoever, because there's nary a scene in which he isn't snarling or saying his lines in a menacing way, even if the line doesn't warrant that type of reading. With such a laughable performance as the one in this movie, I now feel that Randy has little to no hope for a future in Hollywood films, at least from my humble perspective. "The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior" has got to be one of the most blatant, and poorly executed, attempts at cashing in on a theatrical release that I have seen go directly to DVD in a long time. The writing is horrible, the acting is sub-par at best, and the visual effects are possibly worse than an episode of The Power Rangers on TV. There is nothing much to praise with this prequel other than these two points; 1) Michael Copon was a good casting choice and did an alright job with the role, and 2) the movie does eventually end after an overly bloated, almost two hour long running time; so that those who were like me, and suffered through every moment of this crap, can eventually begin to work on putting the experience out of their minds. Perhaps some therapy could help, who knows. "The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior" is rated PG-13 for violence and sensuality.
16 of 17 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
a Rock, junior?,
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This review is from: The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior (Widescreen) (DVD)
Ok, having read the other reviews about this movie,- scorpion king 2, i can concur, - the acting was bad, the story could have been better, - true true -- BUT, i was happy to see that the little baldheaded mathyias had the mannerisms of the older mathyias down pat, - down to the eyebrow lift - i enjoyed alot of that. - i watched the whole movie. - i cringed some, i laughed some at some stupidness, - but i watched it, and will give it to my grandkids --
8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Wait til it comes out on cable.,
By Soriea (Benton Harbor, MI USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior [Blu-ray] (Blu-ray)
I had looked forward to seeing a Scorpion King 2 movie. Needless to say I picked this up not expecting much and luckily my expectations weren't shattered.
First the movie lacks, well it lacks the Rock. Second, it lacks the pure fun factor of the original Scorpion King movie. With that said, the acting wasn't oscar worthy but I didn't pick it up expecting it to be. It is worth watching, it is NOT worth spending 30 on it to pick it up in blu-ray. DVD, maybe. This movie is for those whom liked the old B adventure movies/tv shows. Kevin Sorbo, Hercules, Xena..though those shows are better then this you get the idea. This movie is for those who aren't overly critcal and just like to watch adventure movies. If you are one of those people that analyze and rip every detail to shreds, this movie isn't for you. The movie stars ex Power Ranger Michael Coupon. While he brings decent fight skills to the movie, his acting is subpar. Not horrid just not great. The plot is your basic I need to get revenge for the death of my father. His father was suppose to be this elite warrior who frankly looked more like the janitor at my local health club. He wasn't believable as this invincible warrior that Matheyus looked up to. The wizard/king was a complete waste of time, not believable and reminded me more of an ex wrestler and maybe he is, I didn't find it worth the effort to look up. He was no replacement for Memnon in the first Scorpian king who oozed evil fairly well. I would go into more detail, but to be honest, after a few weeks, I've already started to forget half of the movie where as I still remember the original Scorpian King years and years later. I for one like B movies as I'm not overly critical. But this movie is not worth the blu-ray purchase. DVD maybe but I'd wait for cable.
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Some good....lots of bad,
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This review is from: The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior (Widescreen) (DVD)
First of all they picked a non-interesting baby face actor to be the
major character...oh my ...The bad guy was ok but sounds like he needs more acting roles by the way he delivered his line... the bad witch or whatever...too cute.... And now for the good stuff....At one point the movie resembled a sword and sandal quest movies that was popular in the 1960's... the desert land of the dead scenario was the best. The other surprise was the actor that portrayed the scribe /writer in this movie...Reminded me of a young Roddy McDowall character from Alladin movies to the planet of the apes movies. So the 2 stars are for the Bad guy, the scribe and the limited budget special effect personel. Rent it....dont buy it
5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Beware the weakened Franchise sequel of doom,
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This review is from: The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior [Blu-ray] (Blu-ray)
I have to say honestly, that this is the biggest pile of crap I have watched in a long time. There, I said it, sorry to be so blunt, but I can't be nice about this.
The connection to the story of the "Scorpion King" is about as tenuous as the directors grip on this movie. I don't mind sword and sorcery hokum, even the low budget variety, but I ended up feeling sorry for the actors in this one. We have all the standard makings of a franchise follow up. Hero - check Babe - check Geek - check Bad guy - check Add the stock additional characters to add supposed depth, but there chiefly to die in some grisly fashion, some tricky situations, monsters, and a good dose of "dark magic" and you've about got it all. Oh, I almost forgot, the hero's father was killed by the Bad Guy, so was his brother, and probably his hamster, so revenge is foremost in his mind, most of the time. This is dire, the acting is awful, the special effects are very cheap and choppy, even the blue screen stuff looks bad. On a separate note, the Sword of Damocles (needed to kill the bad guy) the last time I checked wasn't left spinning in the Underworld, but hung from a single horse hair. Oh, and the minotaur lived in a Labyrinth, not a dungeon. Oh, and the underworld was ruled by Hades, not some seductive dark witch................ I could go on, and on Like a mug I purchased the Blu Ray hoping for great things, and got stung (at least I picked it up cheap). Save your money folks, if you must see it, rent it.
7 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
This movie owes stars.,
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This review is from: The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior [Blu-ray] (Blu-ray)
This could be the worst movie I've seen in years. Total waste of a good blank dvd disk. No one in the movie can act. The special effects are a true joke consedering the technology available today. Talk about low budget. I'm embarrassed to say I actually threw away money to buy this truly horrible sequel to a decent but also not very good origional movie. SAVE YOUR MONEY. If you must,it will probably be on cable next week for free. I can't see it even going pay per view....
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
"Save Your Tongue For Licking My Boots.",
By Einsatz (USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior (Widescreen) (DVD)
It's not every movie that begins with a bad narration AND shadow puppets.
It's not just that this is a very bad movie, there's also a sequel to it! Now that takes some nerve, repeating one's mistakes..AND, making people pay for them. Unimpressive, to say the least, populated with a cast of unknowns struggling through an adventure that wasn't much of one; what was the point? Except for one surreal moment when they're on a column in a desert (what a swell wallpaper that'd make for a computer), there isn't much to distinguish this from every other quest that's been put to film. It was like watching the Three Stooges on a hike. And what was with that goddess of the flying ribbons. That noise that emanated from her sounded like her stomach was growling. It came across as more humorous than frightening. But when it came to lacking menace, no one could top the lead bad guy, Randy Couture. Whoever told him he could act, LIED! Not even CGI could help him convey a sense of villainy. Unfortunately, they would keep letting him speak. Not going to buy The Scorpion King 3 and this one isn't a keeper!
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
;0/,
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This review is from: The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior (Widescreen) (DVD)
It was ok of course the original was better with The ROC. This one more focus on him growing up and how the scorpion king came about I think it was missing something and could have done much better. With saying that it wasn't that bad that it's not watchable. And the bad guy they could have done wayyyyyyyyyyyy better with him.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Must be a dedicated fan,
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This review is from: The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior (Full Screen) (DVD)
Not very good. Certainly does not live up to the quality and adventure of its predecessors. Best to rent and view it, then decide if you want to buy it.
4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Where to Start,
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This review is from: The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior (Widescreen) (DVD)
Granted The Scorpion King wasn't going to win any awards, but it was a solid action movie with a decent story and acting. Scorpion King 2 is horrible. Really bad story that is beyond believable. The acting is atrocious. Everybody was using different accents, and none of them were remotely middle eastern. The language itself was full of modern slang. Special notice goes to Randy Couture who gets top billing for the worst acting performance ever. It was so incredibly stiff, I got uncomfortable watching him. The special effects are B or C level, very obvious. The action is PG-13 and very average. I really have nothing good to say about this film.
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