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Drew Ferguson (Author)
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September 1, 2008
Being Charles James Stewart, Jr. AKA Charlie the Second means never "fitting in." Tall, gangly and big-eared, he could be the poster boy for teenage geeks. An embarrassment to his parents (he's not to crazy about them, either), Charlie is a virtual untouchable at his school, where humiliation is practically an extra curricular activity. Charlie has tried to fit in, but all of his efforts fall on a glorious, monumental scale. He plays soccer--mainly to escape his home life--but isn't accepted by his teammates who basically ignore him on the field. He still confuses the accelerator with the brake pedal and has failed his driving exam six times. He can't work on his college application essay without writing a searing tell-all. But what's freaking Charlie out the most is that while his hormones are raging and his peers are pairing off, he remains alone with his fantasies.

But all of this is about to change when a new guy at school begins to liven things up on the soccer team--and in Charlie's life. For the first time in his seventeen years, Charlie will learn how it feels to be a star, at least off the field. But Charlie discovers that even cool guys have problems as he embarks on an unforgettable, risk-filled journey from which there is no turning back....


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A gay Lutheran teen, Charles James Stewart II (aka Smart-ass) chronicles a very memorable senior year at South High in Crystal Lake, Ill. Named after his aspiring state's attorney dad (whom he calls First), Charlie uses journal entries to chart his feelings with typical teen angst: griping about his parents, describing his unrequited passion for straight friend Bink Binkmeyer and skewering school. His less private tirades soon land him in trouble with Mrs. Bailey, a New Agey English teacher, and with icky fellow student Kyle Weir, a homophobic anti-Semite. The most hilariously heated entries depict falling in love for the first time with Rob Hunt (whose mother, Kathy, is in quite serious condition with ALS). Throughout the diary, Charlie keeps revising his college application essay, and it's not easy for him to watch his parents' marital troubles during First's campaign—or just to be a gay 17. Ferguson's exuberant portrait successfully re-creates coming-of-age's dizzy heat. (Sept.)
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"A terrific debut novel. Drew Ferguson is one of the most authentic new voices in contemporary fiction." -- Steve Kluger, author of Almost Like Being in Love and My Most Excellent Year

"Drew Ferguson's debut novel is equally funny and smart, and will strike eerily familiar chords in anyone who remembers the edgy, frustrating, sex-obsessed days and nights of high school. You'll love his narrator, Charlie, and you'll also love this book." -- Scott Heim, author of Mysterious Skin and We Disappear

"Look out Napoleon Dynamite, here comes Charlie the Second! In this page-turning laugh riot, Drew Ferguson captures the voice of today's teen conquering the daily drudge that is life in the Midwest. Colorfully candid, unapologetically explicit, yet touchingly tender, The Screwed-Up Life of Charlie the Second serves as a reminder to those who've escaped from small town USA as to the reasons why!" -- Frank Anthony Polito, author of Band Fags!

"The Screwed-Up Life of Charlie the Second is a funny, honest and engaging book, told with attitude and style. Drew Ferguson is a talented writer with great comic timing, and an eye for the absurd." -- Bart Yates, author of Leave Myself Behind and The Brothers Bishop

"Written in a fast-paced diary format Ferguson has created a beautiful and moving novel that literally has you laughing out loud one moment and shedding tears the next." -- Arthur Wooten, author of On Picking Fruit and Fruit Cocktail

Product Details

  • Paperback: 320 pages
  • Publisher: Kensington (September 1, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0758227086
  • ISBN-13: 978-0758227089
  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.4 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8.8 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (16 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #964,479 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Talks to the "inner geek" in all of us! Hillarious and well-written., September 18, 2008
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As he begins his senior year of high school, Charlie Stewart is your classic 17 year old cynical and sarcastic geek ... somewhat like a "Napoleon Dynamite," except he is growing up as a constantly-horny openly-gay teen, in a suburban town outside of Chicago. His parents accept their son's sexuality, although they suffer from the usual teen-parent communication problems that make Charlie (named after his ambitious and somewhat overbearing father, whom he refers to simply as "First") feel alienated from them. Bink, His best friend since second grade, is a straight jock (and the subject of many of Charlie's frequent masturbatory fantasies) whose new girlfriend monopolizes most of his time, and leaving Charlie's only real connection with his peers as the goalie for the school's somewhat-successful soccer team.

In the months that follow, Charlie finds his first love, with Rob, a new boy in town with a mother dying of ALS. He also deals with the possibility of his parents divorcing, unwittingly getting involved in some of his friends' family conflicts, uncertainty about his future, as he becomes a more self-assured and ambitious young man.

The book is structured as a series of entries in Charlie's private journal, a gimmick I usually frown on, but it's perfect here in letting us get to better know Charlie's feelings and concerns, as well as his mindset in working through problems. His takes on his classmates, teachers and his parents are very perceptive and always hilarious, and you can't help but root for Charlie in his encounters with the "P's" (his parents) and how he bears up to torment by his peers at school, on the soccer field, and around town. Charlie's struggles ring familiar to the "inner geek" in all of us, and he gives us hope for everyone going through such struggles. This is a witty, realistic, engaging and well-written "coming-of-age" novel by a promising new author, which I enthusiastically give five stars out of five!
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A refreshingly honest, laugh-out-loud page turner, August 30, 2008
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Wow. This was a refreshing and hilarious way to end my summer reading.

While set in present-day conservative Chicago suburb of Crystal Lake, it will be comically familiar to anyone who survived high school thanks to a few good friends, their own killer ironic sense of humor, vivid imagination and healthy libido.

In one summer between Junior and Senior years, Charlie endures coming out to his family, the hilarious and ill-timed support of a best friends liberal family who offer gay icons of the past as proof his life is worth living only to realize mid-sentence what a tragic example it was - and even though Charlie is neither suicidal nor born in an era where he is overly concerned about his being gay, and the grand ups and huge downs of first love.

While my own high school experience is one I usually avoid revisiting with an almost religious fervor, this reminded me of it in amusing, blunt and touching ways that just ... worked.

I would think the book should appeal to all age groups from young adult and up - highly recommended.


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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars every gay man MUST read this book - period, September 18, 2008
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Since the first 4 reviews here read like a term paper, I thought I'd give my two cents. I started reading this book yesterday afternoon, and stayed up late just so I could finish it. Incredibly easy reading, very entertaining, hours and hours I read this just because I really REALLY wanted to know what would happen to the characters! If you're gay, you'll absolutely dig this book, I knew I personally related to SO much of the characters' experiences myself. Some of the sex scenes are kind of explicit, which was a turn on for me :) This book made me laugh out loud at the hilarious clever sarcasm and humor, it brought me to tears, and it even made me examine myself and my own value systems just by my reaction to the way it ended, with things between Rob and Charlie. Do yourself a favor and read this today.
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