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Second Coming of Eva

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Probably should have read the reviews closer, because I got this one expecting the standard Eurobabes bouncing around topless and a lot of simulated canoodling. Was really surprised to see this was a full-fledged, full-tilt, hardcore feature, with all the sex acts and scenes you'd expect, save the money shots.

The story has to be one of the flimsiest plots in the history of porn (no small feat). In an attempt to secure his inheritence, an aristocrat w/ a bad rep decides to turn his mansion into a school for wayward, hot young girls. He invites all his buddies to be "teachers" and opens the doors (apparently the parents did not check this place out beforehand). To the world, it'll loook like he's changed his ways, but they'll actually be enjoying their own little co-ed smorgasbord. It is into this environment that young, horny and screwed up Eva is dropped - boy do they love her!
In all of 2 seconds these wayward girls are drinking, banging older men and having straight and lesbian sex. OH MY!

I am a fan of foreign erotica from this era - feels more realistic & the girls are natural, not silicone pumped w/ gym bodies from lypo. Always some fresh faces you haven't seen. I really liked the Euro feel, lithe, sexy 70s babes (razor anyone), bad clothes, lesbian conversions, lame attempts at "auteur" and what I thought was overall very graphic and erotic flick. The acting actually works (sold me)- it's well lit/shot and uses the plot scenario to really crack up the eroticism.

As someone who already owned Butterflies and Justine and Juliet, I decided to give this a look. First, this movie contains hard core explicit sex although no "Money" shots. It actually turned out to be a fun & funny movie. It is about an over sexed Eva whose Sister & Guardian decides to put her in a private school to teach some morality. I think maybe she should have researched this school a little better as it was the perfect place for an over heated Eva. Eventually, a Lawyer from the Board of Education shows up on a fact finding mission. Well he eventually gets his facts. The real fun begins when Eva's sister shows up and she and the lawyer decide to do an investigation. That alone was worth the price of the movie in my opinion. I am still chuckling as I write this. The overall quality of the movie was good. I think you will find yourself laughing as I did.I am not much for comedy as a general rule, but I thoroughly enjoyed this. Charlie S.

I bought this movie solely on the previous reviews. I have to say that I was very surprised at how much I liked it. While it was very explicit in the sex scenes, I enjoyed the story. While silly at time, it was still a lot of fun. If you enjoy a light-hearted, sexy movie, this one is for you.

This is just about the perfect 70s porno.
Why?
Everyone (the actors, and their characters) are having fun.
The sex is graphic, and also very sexy.
Lots of humour, and enough plot to give a point to all the sex.
No pretending to be an art film.

This is an overall fun flick. This is one for singles and couples. The sex shots weren't offensive, but plentiful and errotic. The sex was actual with full nudity- - bushes and penises everywhere. Makes you think twice about bikini waxing. Who needs it. The plot is simple, but it does have a lighthearted one to say the least. Good fun and a complement to "Butterflies." Add this to your collection and forget disappointment.

Most of this is boy-girl steamy action, not like you would assume from it's category.

I would have given 5 stars, but I always reserve one star for closed captioning.

I think most of the other reviews cover this pretty well. If you like 70s porn, you'll probably like it. If you like current porn with more grooming, better lighting, and less campy music, you'll probably think it is OK.

What I missed from the other reviews is the fact that they are not speaking English.

If you want to follow the plot and enjoy a bit of the humor, you need to have subtitles on. I don't want to have subtitles on during a visual film like this. A person should not need to read during porn.

If you like funny OLD Porno like Debbie Does dallas, you my like this. Otherwise, save your money. Debbie Does dallas was actually better. Nuf said.