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The Secret Diary of Alice in Wonderland, Age 42 and Three-Quarters (A Comedy Mystery) [Kindle Edition]

Barbara Silkstone
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Book Description

Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland was imaginative, curious and thirsting for adventure. Following a white rabbit down a hole she finds a world that skates on the thin edge of nonsense.

Miami real estate broker, Alice Harte, follows the WRONG white rabbit and tumbles into a world populated by mobsters and their nonsense lawyers. The original Alice nibbled on mushrooms and EAT ME cookies to grow in size and strength. Alice Harte relies on Xanax when she stumbles across a beheaded mob boss. Will she keep her own head? And what about love?

Books in the Criminally Funny series:
The Secret Diary of Alice in Wonderland, Age 42 and Three-Quarters
Wendy and the Lost Boys
London Broil
Zo White and the Seven Morphs
Cold Case Morphs
Criminally Funny Fables - Boxed Set


Wendy and the Lost Boys topped the charts in comedy, climbing over Tina Fey, Sophie Kinsella, and Ellen DeGeneres. The Secret Diary of Alice in Wonderland, Age 42 and Three-Quarters has been a consistent best seller in comedy. Both Wendy and Alice have been in the top 20 Amazon comedies at the same time.

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Praise for The Secret Diary of Alice in Wonderland, Age 42 and Three-Quarters

“This wacky book is a delight. The author does a great job in providing cutting edge entertainment, weaving it all in a tall tale and at the same time making the farcical plausible. The fun, the play on words, the punastic delights run wild and the story hops on down the bloody, fishy, and stinky bunny trail. Well done and well worth your time to read this book.” ~The Shadow


“This book was a fun, fast paced read and almost as strange as the original AIW, in a good way. The climactic scenes in the courtroom were fascinating. The many threads of the story pulled together at the end came together smoothly and I really enjoyed it. I loved watching the courtroom scenes play out. Ohhh… the dirty little secrets all coming to light and taking out the bad guys one by one... great!” ~ Red Adept Reviews


“I love this story as much for the comedy as I do for the perfect characterization. These characters are just as mad and scary as the original Lewis Carroll characters. The humor is clean and perfectly in context with the characters delivering it, for example, Nigel Channing's British humor is very John Cleese and Kit the Drag Queen's take down of one of the corrupt lawyers is hilarious, a perfect ‘Priscilla, Queen of the Desert’ moment. This is a highly polished story and the author’s writing style is very easy to read and enjoy, which makes this the perfect book to curl up with on a rainy afternoon." ~ Mandy Ward, Author



About the author:

Barbara Silkstone is the best-selling author of
The Secret Diary of Alice in Wonderland, Age 42 and Three-Quarters
Wendy and the Lost Boys
London Broil
The Adventures of a Love Investigator, 527 Naked Men and One Woman
Zo White and the Seven Morphs
Cold Case Morphs

Silkstone’s writing has been described as “perfectly paced and pitched - shades of Janet Evanovich and Carl Hiaasen without seeming remotely derivative. Fast moving action that shoots from the hip with bullet-proof characterization.”


This book contains a bonus excerpt from Wendy and the Lost Boys – the second book in the Criminally Funny series by Silkstone.


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  • File Size: 530 KB
  • Print Length: 259 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B003BIGFSE
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #153,028 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Customer Reviews

I would heartily recommend this book to anyone who wants a great, fun read! Markee Anderson  |  24 reviewers made a similar statement
It's witty, fun, quirky with a great dose of mystery, romance, and comedy combined. Sibel Hodge  |  27 reviewers made a similar statement
Some of the characters are interesting and well developed. John L  |  12 reviewers made a similar statement
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33 of 35 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Sliding into Alice's World, and No Desire to Escape March 10, 2010
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This author has a unique narrative voice, and reading the story like taking smooth slide into Alice's surreal world. The premise is outstanding - a classic we all love, with a contemporary, intelligent twist. The first chapter opens with a trip to the mall on New Year's Eve, with our friend Alice about to make a quick purchase wrinkle cream. From that quiet but insightful beginning, the surprises are non-stop from a cat with human teeth, an ominous car with strange characters, and a beheaded victim. No ordinary day, and no ordinary story. The dialogue is fast and thoroughly believable. Don't worry that you won't get hooked. The story will capture you and you won't want to escape.
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25 of 27 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Quirky, Fast-Paced and Fun March 16, 2010
By David
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This is a book that catches you by surprise again, and again. At it's base, it's a plot about murder and some pretty vicious characters used to getting their way. But there are subtle romantic threads woven in and out of the story. We have Nigel, who morphs from John Cleese to a sort of rumpled buffoon, and then to other things as well. There are are crazy women of more than one stripe - some very loud, and some just involved in things over their heads.

Alice Harte only wants out of a bad job, and the chance to get away - preferably to England. Her employer is a sociopath who has no intention of releasing her from her employment contract. He has his evil cohorts and a lineup of judges, lawyers, crazy women and thugs arrayed against her, and that's not the best part.

The best part is that every time the book feels as if it's fallen down a rabbit hole and gone silly...it's only dropping down a roller-coaster hill to rush back up the other side.

The Alice in Wonderland references are woven in cleverly, bringing smiles when a heavier hand might have made them jarring. In short, this is a whimsical, funny, sometimes tense novel with a fast pace and a satisfying conclusion. Highly recommended...

David Niall Wilson
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars amusing and entertaining February 1, 2012
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Alice has gotten herself into quite a jam, with her boss, Leslie Archer and Marc Hare who, along with his hoods, Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, is pressuring her to find out if if Archer is responsible for his brother's having had his "head chopped off". Trying to pull away from her conniving and thieving boss, Alice learns that that she is bound to him as her employer because of of a contract she unwittingly signed for for Red Queen LTD. Anxious to escape it all, Alice searches online and finds her English N. Channing whom she is sure is the perfect man for her. Trips to England add to the mystery of just who this charming English gentlemen is, and include a tea party with his divorced/not divorced wife. Things become "curiouser and curiouser" as Alice is sued by her former employer for breach of contract and she learns more about her online love.
I thoroughly enjoyed this light-hearted read (after having just finished reading a truly scary ghost story).
For one who has ever found themselves living with their feet planted firmly on the ground, but their head filled with fictional images from some of their fictional favorites this book is sure to entertain.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Bizarre but enjoyable
I can't say I was entirely sure what to expect from this story. It is a bit bizarre and a lot of it is not quite believable, but it is a fun read and you will most likely enjoy it... Read more
Published 22 days ago by FloridaGirl
5.0 out of 5 stars A Modern Alice
Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland is recognised as a classic.

Barbara Silkstone, in her thriller interwoven with quotes from Alice; characters based on Lewis Carroll's... Read more
Published 2 months ago by G. McCullough
5.0 out of 5 stars SO fun and creative!
Thank you! I can read fairy tales again that are meant for ME! This book was full of awesome images, interesting characters, and written in a quick and sharp-witted way that I... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Dea
5.0 out of 5 stars Fabulous Fun!
What's not to love about The Secret Diary of Alice ? It's witty, fun, quirky with a great dose of mystery, romance, and comedy combined. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Sibel Hodge
5.0 out of 5 stars Wry, Witty and suspenseful
The Secret Diary of Alice in Wonderland, Age42 and Three Quarters
This is a clever modern day Alice in Wonderland tale of mystery and supense. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Patricia
5.0 out of 5 stars Witty, Well Written, Held My Attention Until the Very End
It was hard to put this book down given the compelling characters, the punchy dialogue, and the interesting plot. The characters are refreshing because they feel real. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Cheryl Bradshaw
5.0 out of 5 stars I enjoyed this book, and recommend it as a fun read
Note: I received this book as a gift from the author. Gifted books will not show as "Verified purchase", which is why I mention this. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Michelle Dear
1.0 out of 5 stars I really wanted to like it
But, I just couldn't help wanting to slap the main character throughout the entire book. Not only did she trust someone who everyone warned her not to trust, not only did she keep... Read more
Published 3 months ago by Marie
1.0 out of 5 stars Rambling and disjointed...things just popedup
One was expected to follow a confusing chain of events with out story backup...was there really a plot line? Confusion all the way...much like Alice was stoned...
Published 3 months ago by Margaret M Caffey
2.0 out of 5 stars didn't finish
I downloaded this book, and started reading it, but couldn't quite get into it. I suppose I thought it would be more of a modern twist of the Alice in Wonderland story with an... Read more
Published 3 months ago by Sheri Macpherson
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More About the Author

Barbara Silkstone is the best-selling author of The Secret Diary of Alice in Wonderland, Age 42 and Three-Quarters ~ Wendy and the Lost Boys ~ London Broil ~ The Adventures of a Love Investigator, 527 Naked Men and One Woman ~ Zo White and the Seven Morphs ~ Cold Case Morphs ~ Criminally Funny Fables - Boxed Set.

Wendy and Lost Boys is now available on Amazon as an audio book with even more laughs!

Silkstone's writing has been described as "perfectly paced and pitched - shades of Janet Evanovich and Carl Hiaasen without seeming remotely derivative. Fast moving action that shoots from the hip with bullet-proof characterization." She has attended writing workshops with Stephen King, Robert B. Parker, P.D.James, and James Michener.

Wendy and the Lost Boys topped the charts in comedy, climbing over Tina Fey, Sophie Kinsella and Ellen DeGeneres. The Secret Diary of Alice in Wonderland, Age 42 and Three-Quarters has been a consistent best seller in comedy. Both Wendy and Alice have been in the top 20 Amazon comedies at the same time.


"I enjoy doing playful things with language, blending two distinct words to create a new word. If I'm laughing out loud when I'm writing, then I know I've hit the mark. I laugh so loud while I'm writing that the neighbors think I'm having wild parties. I'm not. I live in South Florida where I survive on buttered popcorn and fried chicken... extra crispy."
~ Barbara Silkstone


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