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Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers #1) [Kindle Edition]

Tara Sivec , Madison Seidler
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1,408 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Claire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life.  
When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.  
With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.
Warning: contains explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.


Editorial Reviews

About the Author

Tara Sivec is a wife, mom, chauffeur, soccer coach, babysitter, short-order cook, genius and the funniest person she's ever met. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two kids. In her spare time she likes to write and make people spit Diet Coke out of their nose. Most of her material comes from real life experiences with family and friends. Lucky for them, the names have been changed to protect the innocent (aka, drunk).

Product Details

  • File Size: 489 KB
  • Print Length: 260 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008AZTUU8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #7,190 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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57 of 61 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Consider me seduced and hungry June 21, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I have never laughed so much then turn around and needed a cold shower. My solution: read in the shower...until my husband kept asking why I was laughing so hard in the bath! I really connected with this book. It's nice to see someone else with such sarcasm, insecurities, and desires all wrapped into one vibrator-filled package! Usually I read to get away from life and chose fictional stories, but this one had such a reality to it and I didn't mind at all. Claire is my hero! Great story! Vagina clown-cars and all :) A Must read for anyone looking for a good time :)
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57 of 65 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars 10++++++ Stars! Favorite Book Ever! August 18, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
Read more of my reviews (and the stuff Amazon made me edit out) and rants at Ana's Attic Sexy Tales.

I am in love. Yes, I have a total girl crush on Tara Sivec. Move over Christian Grey, I'm switching teams. I am ready to move near Tara and stalk her so I can be her best friend (and maybe lick her face a little. I love her that much). Or maybe it's the characters she wrote I want to hang with. Or are they one in the same?

Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec is hands down my new favorite book. I laughed so much during this book scary things were happening to my body. Seriously. I was eating chips (damn my husband for leaving those Bugles out!) and one SHOT out my nose. At the same time, my tampon dislodged itself (thank God that didn't shoot all the way out too!) I had a little cough while reading this, so every time I laughed, I would break into a coughing fit. My family had 911 on speed dial. My husband has been looking at me like I grew two heads and mumbling "uh oh, she's at it again" every time I picked up the book to read more. I kept having to put this book down because I didn't want it to end, and my face, stomach and chest muscles started hurting.

So here is the plot. The book opens with Claire talking about how much she had no desire for rugrats. (I get this, I was married 7 years before I went off the pill.) Claire is a trash talking, diarrhea of the mouth, ADD riddled woman that you can't help but relate to and fall in love with. But at 20 years old, she was desperate to give up her v-card. She met this amazing, swoony guy at a frat party.

"I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment? I will cut a b*#ch.
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27 of 31 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Best Book Ever!!!! August 14, 2012
By Mom1234
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I have read lots & lots of books! This just make my #1 on my fav list. Its a mix of sexy and hilariousness (is that a word? is now!)all wrapped up in one awesome book! I want to yell at the roof tops for all my fellow book peeps to read! So I am doing the best I can do to spread the word. The only other book I have laughed out loud at is "One for The Money" Series-this one had my husband reading over my shoulder giggling with me! Best $6 ever spent! BUY IT!!!!
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16 of 19 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Blech March 31, 2013
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For fun, I did a Kindle search comparing how many times the author uses the word "vagina" compared to the word "chocolate." After all, a main story line in the book is the protagonist loves to bake and is opening a bakery, and it is well documented that she smells like chocolate a lot. In fact, the word chocolate is in the title. There 110 uses of the word "chocolate" in the book compared to 125 times that the word "vagina" is used. I was about to gauge my eyes out if I saw the word "vagina" again. Funny first chapter, yes, and then the rest of the book completely crashed and burned. I feel compelled to write a 1-star review so other schmucks like me won't assume it's a good book because it has so many good reviews.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars If I could give no stars, I would December 2, 2013
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Tara Sivec had an interesting concept, ie, one night stand that results in a baby and two people searching for each other, but she didn't translate the story into something that the reader would care about. We have friends who talk in obnoxious, profanity-laden speak as a way to impart everything from humor to care. We have a 4-year old boy who swears as much as the adults, the latter believe this is entertaining (not!). The characters were immature and uninspiring. If you're looking for a smartly written romantic, sexy, comedy, then checkout the Redhead series by Alice Clayton. Much better than this book.
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20 of 25 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Seduction and Snacks September 18, 2012
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1.5 Stars. this book was ok because it started off funny. But then it became so redundant it got annoying. Seriously, who says "vagina" that much?! It got so old and I think it's on every single page at least once. I found the story pretty juvenile. And Gavin, the 4 year old....um NO! I have a 4 year old (and an 8 year old who was once 4) and neither of them ever spoke the way the 4 year old does in the book. I don't even think either of mine have heard 1/2 the words little Gavin used on a regular basis. (and mind you, I have a potty mouth and my kids are by no means sheltered). So that just bugged me. I found the story as a whole "unbelievable". The "silliness" of the book starts off good, but by 1/2 way through it, it's the same thing over and over and just boring, annoying, and frankly immature. Not impressed by this book and frankly rather shocked at all the 5 star reviews.
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12 of 14 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars not even worth the 99cents April 9, 2013
By P
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That's all, there is no plot, no character development, and a huge amount of swear words, I use curse words everyday and I dont mind reading theme, but c'mon this was unbearable.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Extremely funny, characters are real. I laughed through the entire book
Published 2 days ago by Frenchlady56
3.0 out of 5 stars Three Stars
It was a nice read - I would recommend it to a friend but nothing to brag about.
Published 4 days ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars hilarious!!
This book freaking rocked. I tend to be a dark NA reader. The darker the better. But sometimes, your brain needs a break from the mind-effery... Read more
Published 5 days ago by Leah D.
4.0 out of 5 stars Different and funny!
This book was a pleasant little read. Quick, easy, hilarious. I laughed from start to finish. I have read a lot of books but not one with this story plot, so it was refreshing. Read more
Published 5 days ago by SKastelz
5.0 out of 5 stars If you can handle a few graphic intimate scenes to read through (which...
This book had me in stitches! I was laughing out loud, trying to cover up my laugh as my fiancé was sleeping next to me. Read more
Published 6 days ago by MorganJLoves
5.0 out of 5 stars So Funny!
I bought this book a while ago and just now read it and I'm mad at myself because it was so funny! I love Gavin and his little smart mouth!
Published 12 days ago by Erin Chelsea
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent read
it funny and exciting to read it keeps you interested the whole way through! I will be starting book 2 right now!
Published 12 days ago by chocolatecherry31
5.0 out of 5 stars Currently Reading
I am currently reading this and I love it!! I'm cracking up the whole way through!! Wish I would have found this series sooner!!!
Published 13 days ago by Heather Strock
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Excellent!!! Very funny,,,
Published 13 days ago by PATRICIA G FARRELL
5.0 out of 5 stars Jenny and Drew are funny, crazy
It's been a LONG time since I laughed this hard while reading a book! At 14% in I had to walk away twice cause I was laughing too hard to read and giggling in between. Read more
Published 14 days ago by Calimele
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More About the Author

Tara Sivec is a USA Today best-selling author, wife, mother, chauffeur, maid, short-order cook, baby-sitter, and sarcasm expert. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two children and looks forward to the day when all three of them become adults and move out.

After working in the brokerage business for fourteen years, Tara decided to pick up a pen and write instead of shoving it in her eye out of boredom. She is the author of the Playing with Fire series, the Chocolate Lovers series and Watch Over Me. Her novel Seduction and Snacks won first place in the Indie Romance Convention Reader's Choice Awards 2013 for Best Indie First Book.

In her spare time, Tara loves to dream about all of the baking she'll do and naps she'll take when she ever gets spare time.

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