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Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers #1) [Kindle Edition]

Tara Sivec , Madison Seidler
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1,427 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Warning #1: This book is not to be taken seriously. Do not read this if you don't have the sense of humor of a 15 year old boy. Do not read this if you ARE a fifteen year old boy. This book is totally crude and inappropriate and uses the word "vagina" a lot. No, I mean A LOT. If you don't think people who are drunk are hilarious, you shouldn't read this book. You probably shouldn't read this book if you aren't drunk yourself. You should probably just put this book down and get drunk. You may think that no one in the world talks like the people in this book, but they do. They are called "people who are funny and inappropriate". This book is completely unrealistic; the author is aware of that fact and did it on purpose.

2012 Goodreads Choice Award Nominee - Best Romance

Claire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he’s asleep) toddler a better life.

When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.

With Carter’s undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire’s panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

Warning #2: contains explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.

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About the Author

Tara Sivec is a wife, mom, chauffeur, soccer coach, babysitter, short-order cook, genius and the funniest person she's ever met. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two kids. In her spare time she likes to write and make people spit Diet Coke out of their nose. Most of her material comes from real life experiences with family and friends. Lucky for them, the names have been changed to protect the innocent (aka, drunk).

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  • File Size: 2739 KB
  • Print Length: 261 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1477661875
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008AZTUU8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #8,067 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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58 of 62 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Consider me seduced and hungry June 21, 2012
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I have never laughed so much then turn around and needed a cold shower. My solution: read in the shower...until my husband kept asking why I was laughing so hard in the bath! I really connected with this book. It's nice to see someone else with such sarcasm, insecurities, and desires all wrapped into one vibrator-filled package! Usually I read to get away from life and chose fictional stories, but this one had such a reality to it and I didn't mind at all. Claire is my hero! Great story! Vagina clown-cars and all :) A Must read for anyone looking for a good time :)
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58 of 66 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars 10++++++ Stars! Favorite Book Ever! August 18, 2012
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Read more of my reviews (and the stuff Amazon made me edit out) and rants at Ana's Attic Sexy Tales.

I am in love. Yes, I have a total girl crush on Tara Sivec. Move over Christian Grey, I'm switching teams. I am ready to move near Tara and stalk her so I can be her best friend (and maybe lick her face a little. I love her that much). Or maybe it's the characters she wrote I want to hang with. Or are they one in the same?

Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec is hands down my new favorite book. I laughed so much during this book scary things were happening to my body. Seriously. I was eating chips (damn my husband for leaving those Bugles out!) and one SHOT out my nose. At the same time, my tampon dislodged itself (thank God that didn't shoot all the way out too!) I had a little cough while reading this, so every time I laughed, I would break into a coughing fit. My family had 911 on speed dial. My husband has been looking at me like I grew two heads and mumbling "uh oh, she's at it again" every time I picked up the book to read more. I kept having to put this book down because I didn't want it to end, and my face, stomach and chest muscles started hurting.

So here is the plot. The book opens with Claire talking about how much she had no desire for rugrats. (I get this, I was married 7 years before I went off the pill.) Claire is a trash talking, diarrhea of the mouth, ADD riddled woman that you can't help but relate to and fall in love with. But at 20 years old, she was desperate to give up her v-card. She met this amazing, swoony guy at a frat party.

"I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment? I will cut a b*#ch.
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27 of 31 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Best Book Ever!!!! August 14, 2012
By Mom1234
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I have read lots & lots of books! This just make my #1 on my fav list. Its a mix of sexy and hilariousness (is that a word? is now!)all wrapped up in one awesome book! I want to yell at the roof tops for all my fellow book peeps to read! So I am doing the best I can do to spread the word. The only other book I have laughed out loud at is "One for The Money" Series-this one had my husband reading over my shoulder giggling with me! Best $6 ever spent! BUY IT!!!!
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16 of 19 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Blech March 31, 2013
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For fun, I did a Kindle search comparing how many times the author uses the word "vagina" compared to the word "chocolate." After all, a main story line in the book is the protagonist loves to bake and is opening a bakery, and it is well documented that she smells like chocolate a lot. In fact, the word chocolate is in the title. There 110 uses of the word "chocolate" in the book compared to 125 times that the word "vagina" is used. I was about to gauge my eyes out if I saw the word "vagina" again. Funny first chapter, yes, and then the rest of the book completely crashed and burned. I feel compelled to write a 1-star review so other schmucks like me won't assume it's a good book because it has so many good reviews.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars If I could give no stars, I would December 2, 2013
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Tara Sivec had an interesting concept, ie, one night stand that results in a baby and two people searching for each other, but she didn't translate the story into something that the reader would care about. We have friends who talk in obnoxious, profanity-laden speak as a way to impart everything from humor to care. We have a 4-year old boy who swears as much as the adults, the latter believe this is entertaining (not!). The characters were immature and uninspiring. If you're looking for a smartly written romantic, sexy, comedy, then checkout the Redhead series by Alice Clayton. Much better than this book.
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20 of 25 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Seduction and Snacks September 18, 2012
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1.5 Stars. this book was ok because it started off funny. But then it became so redundant it got annoying. Seriously, who says "vagina" that much?! It got so old and I think it's on every single page at least once. I found the story pretty juvenile. And Gavin, the 4 year NO! I have a 4 year old (and an 8 year old who was once 4) and neither of them ever spoke the way the 4 year old does in the book. I don't even think either of mine have heard 1/2 the words little Gavin used on a regular basis. (and mind you, I have a potty mouth and my kids are by no means sheltered). So that just bugged me. I found the story as a whole "unbelievable". The "silliness" of the book starts off good, but by 1/2 way through it, it's the same thing over and over and just boring, annoying, and frankly immature. Not impressed by this book and frankly rather shocked at all the 5 star reviews.
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12 of 14 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars not even worth the 99cents April 9, 2013
By P
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That's all, there is no plot, no character development, and a huge amount of swear words, I use curse words everyday and I dont mind reading theme, but c'mon this was unbearable.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it!
This is about a college student who has a one night stand to lose her virginity after consuming too much alcohol 5 weeks later she finds herself pregnant. Read more
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Published 7 hours ago by Anja Sturies
5.0 out of 5 stars omg!
I absolutely LOVED this book! I have never read anything that was so sweet, and yet the funniest stinking thing ever! Read more
Published 9 days ago by m.marly
5.0 out of 5 stars Well Tara!
This book was sexy and hilarious! What a fun read! Also shows you that love it real! A MUST READ. 5 deserved stars! I will definitely be reading for Tara Sivec books!
Published 10 days ago by Misty Simmons
5.0 out of 5 stars Lovely & Hilarious
This is such a funny and lovely book. There are many things that I can relate to even though I am older than the characters.
Published 11 days ago by Laurie Jones
5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud funny!
I haven't read a book in so long that made me laugh out loud!! This book has it, sex, crazy funny relationships, and the little boys steals the show every time he... Read more
Published 12 days ago by Kellie Bark
5.0 out of 5 stars Laughing out loud
Warning: Do not read this book in public :-) This is by far the funniest story that I have read. Every single chapter will have you laughing. Read more
Published 13 days ago by Kindle Customer
3.0 out of 5 stars fine
I was expecting a lot from all the great reviews, sadly it was over hyped. I didn't find too many thing laugh out loud funny nor did I feel much character development. Read more
Published 13 days ago by truthful opinion
1.0 out of 5 stars One Star
Published 19 days ago by Rebecca Pitt
4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious
Hilarious ! Worth the read. Shockingly crude though but that's what made it funny. No angst and no cliffhanger so a good book to read after something heavy.
Published 19 days ago by frangiegal
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More About the Author

Tara Sivec is a USA Today best-selling author, wife, mother, chauffeur, maid, short-order cook, baby-sitter, and sarcasm expert. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two children and looks forward to the day when all three of them become adults and move out.

After working in the brokerage business for fourteen years, Tara decided to pick up a pen and write instead of shoving it in her eye out of boredom. She is the author of the Playing with Fire series, the Chocolate Lovers series and Watch Over Me. Her novel Seduction and Snacks won first place in the Indie Romance Convention Reader's Choice Awards 2013 for Best Indie First Book.

In her spare time, Tara loves to dream about all of the baking she'll do and naps she'll take when she ever gets spare time.

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