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Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers #1) [Kindle Edition]

Tara Sivec , Madison Seidler
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1,313 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Claire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life.  
When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.  
With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.
Warning: contains explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.


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About the Author

Tara Sivec is a wife, mom, chauffeur, soccer coach, babysitter, short-order cook, genius and the funniest person she's ever met. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two kids. In her spare time she likes to write and make people spit Diet Coke out of their nose. Most of her material comes from real life experiences with family and friends. Lucky for them, the names have been changed to protect the innocent (aka, drunk).

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  • File Size: 489 KB
  • Print Length: 260 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008AZTUU8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,351 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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55 of 58 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Consider me seduced and hungry June 21, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I have never laughed so much then turn around and needed a cold shower. My solution: read in the shower...until my husband kept asking why I was laughing so hard in the bath! I really connected with this book. It's nice to see someone else with such sarcasm, insecurities, and desires all wrapped into one vibrator-filled package! Usually I read to get away from life and chose fictional stories, but this one had such a reality to it and I didn't mind at all. Claire is my hero! Great story! Vagina clown-cars and all :) A Must read for anyone looking for a good time :)
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52 of 59 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars 10++++++ Stars! Favorite Book Ever! August 18, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
Read more of my reviews (and the stuff Amazon made me edit out) and rants at Ana's Attic Sexy Tales.

I am in love. Yes, I have a total girl crush on Tara Sivec. Move over Christian Grey, I'm switching teams. I am ready to move near Tara and stalk her so I can be her best friend (and maybe lick her face a little. I love her that much). Or maybe it's the characters she wrote I want to hang with. Or are they one in the same?

Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec is hands down my new favorite book. I laughed so much during this book scary things were happening to my body. Seriously. I was eating chips (damn my husband for leaving those Bugles out!) and one SHOT out my nose. At the same time, my tampon dislodged itself (thank God that didn't shoot all the way out too!) I had a little cough while reading this, so every time I laughed, I would break into a coughing fit. My family had 911 on speed dial. My husband has been looking at me like I grew two heads and mumbling "uh oh, she's at it again" every time I picked up the book to read more. I kept having to put this book down because I didn't want it to end, and my face, stomach and chest muscles started hurting.

So here is the plot. The book opens with Claire talking about how much she had no desire for rugrats. (I get this, I was married 7 years before I went off the pill.) Claire is a trash talking, diarrhea of the mouth, ADD riddled woman that you can't help but relate to and fall in love with. But at 20 years old, she was desperate to give up her v-card. She met this amazing, swoony guy at a frat party.

"I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment? I will cut a b*#ch.
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25 of 28 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Best Book Ever!!!! August 14, 2012
By Mom1234
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I have read lots & lots of books! This just make my #1 on my fav list. Its a mix of sexy and hilariousness (is that a word? is now!)all wrapped up in one awesome book! I want to yell at the roof tops for all my fellow book peeps to read! So I am doing the best I can do to spread the word. The only other book I have laughed out loud at is "One for The Money" Series-this one had my husband reading over my shoulder giggling with me! Best $6 ever spent! BUY IT!!!!
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11 of 13 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A censored interpretation of the actual review August 15, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
My original review got banned with the, "We do not allow profane or obscene content. This applies to adult products too" warning from amazon. To fix this, I've used code words to replace the "inappropriate" content.

Code Key:
"O"--The big "O" as in OH...MY...GOD!
"vag"--to replace the anatomically correct phrasing for lady bits!
"latex protection device"--this one's obvious; think "trojan"
"darn"--this one's pretty obvious, but think beaver structure (no not that kind)
"chuck"--come on!! Think of another word that rhymes with chuck
"hi-men"--misspelled on purpose; it's EXACTLY what it sounds like
"twot" was also misspelled on purpose, but it is what it is!

The unfiltered hilarity of this book made me laugh and "o" at the same time. Can you laugh yourself into an "o"?? Never in my life have I been so darn proud to have a vag! I normally don't like vag; it can be very territorial. When vags...vagies...vagi? When vagi get around each other, the (the vag word for kitten) claws come out and everything becomes one big competition. It's like the chucking whoo-ha olympics; every twot for themselves. But deep down inside we're all just looking for someone to high-five our clean poonani with.

So why bring up age old twot wars? Because Seduction & Snacks punches every single nauseating female stereotype in the face. It portrays the type of unfiltered, chuck the world, this is me so deal with it type of woman that I want to be. A woman that makes me want to jump up and yell, "OOH! OOH! I HAVE A VAG TOO."

I'm aware of my overuse of the word vag, but I (word that rhymes with punt) help it. S&S was like the holy grail of vag one-liners. Tara Sivec is the vag whisperer. She is the chucking Dali-Lama of feminine humor!
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10 of 12 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Blech March 31, 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
For fun, I did a Kindle search comparing how many times the author uses the word "vagina" compared to the word "chocolate." After all, a main story line in the book is the protagonist loves to bake and is opening a bakery, and it is well documented that she smells like chocolate a lot. In fact, the word chocolate is in the title. There 110 uses of the word "chocolate" in the book compared to 125 times that the word "vagina" is used. I was about to gauge my eyes out if I saw the word "vagina" again. Funny first chapter, yes, and then the rest of the book completely crashed and burned. I feel compelled to write a 1-star review so other schmucks like me won't assume it's a good book because it has so many good reviews.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Loved it!
Awesome story line and laugh out loud funny! This is the first book I've read by Tara Sivec and I liked it so much I've already downloaded 3 more!
Published 1 day ago by Antrice Thomas
2.0 out of 5 stars Bratty kid, over the top situations
The undisciplined kid's behavior really took away from the story. There were moments that caused me to laugh, but the negatives outweighed the positives.
Published 1 day ago by Happy Camper
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved this book. Very funny!
I am glad this book was recommended to me by my cousin. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I am starting the 2nd book now.
Published 2 days ago by Cheryl L Wood
5.0 out of 5 stars Laughed so much I snorted lol
Well let me start by saying. I absolutely loved this book. I've never read a book that made me laugh so much. Can't wait to read the 2nd one
Published 2 days ago by Amazon Customer
1.0 out of 5 stars Feel slimed
The entire "plot" could be summed up in one sentence. The rest of the book is about sex & getting drunk. Read more
Published 2 days ago by Me
4.0 out of 5 stars funny, funny, funny
This was super funny book, that I laughed historically at almost the entire time. My husband kept looking at me like I lost my mind because I laughed so much and so loud while... Read more
Published 2 days ago by B.E. Love
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun, laugh out loud book
Loved this book...could not put it down, found myself laughing outloud. Was sad that it ended....definitely recommend rreading this one!
Published 3 days ago by Kota
4.0 out of 5 stars Cute...
I got this book for free after seeing it on the Kindle Buffett list. I did not know the author but I did have some expectations for the book based on the number of positive... Read more
Published 4 days ago by Amazon Customer
4.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyabl
It was an enjoyable story with many laugh out loud moments. Liked it enough to look for the second in the series.
Published 4 days ago by M. Schmoldt
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny & cute must read!!
I read a ton of reviews that said this book had them laughing from beginning to end. It sold me and I must say it didn't disappoint!! I laughed so hard at lil Gavin!! Read more
Published 4 days ago by Nicole S.
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More About the Author

Tara Sivec is a USA Today best-selling author, wife, mother, chauffeur, maid, short-order cook, baby-sitter, and sarcasm expert. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two children and looks forward to the day when they all three of them become adults and move out.

After working in the brokerage business for fourteen years, Tara decided to pick up a pen and write instead of shoving it in her eye out of boredom. She is the author of the Playing with Fire series, the Chocolate Lovers series and Watch Over Me. Her novel Seduction and Snacks won first place in the Indie Romance Convention Reader's Choice Awards 2013 for Best Indie First Book.

In her spare time, Tara loves to dream about all of the baking she'll do and naps she'll take when she ever gets spare time.

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