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Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers #1) Kindle Edition

by Tara Sivec (Author), Madison Seidler (Editor)

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Warning #1: This book is not to be taken seriously. Do not read this if you don't have the sense of humor of a 15 year old boy. Do not read this if you ARE a fifteen year old boy. This book is totally crude and inappropriate and uses the word "vagina" a lot. No, I mean A LOT. If you don't think people who are drunk are hilarious, you shouldn't read this book. You probably shouldn't read this book if you aren't drunk yourself. You should probably just put this book down and get drunk. You may think that no one in the world talks like the people in this book, but they do. They are called "people who are funny and inappropriate". This book is completely unrealistic; the author is aware of that fact and did it on purpose.

2012 Goodreads Choice Award Nominee - Best Romance

Claire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he’s asleep) toddler a better life.

When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.

With Carter’s undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire’s panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

Warning #2: contains explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.

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About the Author

Tara Sivec is a wife, mom, chauffeur, soccer coach, babysitter, short-order cook, genius and the funniest person she's ever met. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two kids. In her spare time she likes to write and make people spit Diet Coke out of their nose. Most of her material comes from real life experiences with family and friends. Lucky for them, the names have been changed to protect the innocent (aka, drunk).

Product Details

File Size: 2745 KB
Print Length: 261 pages
Publication Date: June 11, 2012
Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
Language: English
ASIN: B008AZTUU8
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Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #9,521 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
- #29 in Books > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Love, Sex & Marriage
- #71 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Humor & Entertainment > Humor
- #134 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Humor & Satire > General Humor

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61 of 65 people found the following review helpful

Consider me seduced and hungry

By Bex32679 on June 21, 2012

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I have never laughed so much then turn around and needed a cold shower. My solution: read in the shower...until my husband kept asking why I was laughing so hard in the bath! I really connected with this book. It's nice to see someone else with such sarcasm, insecurities, and desires all wrapped into one vibrator-filled package! Usually I read to get away from life and chose fictional stories, but this one had such a reality to it and I didn't mind at all. Claire is my hero! Great story! Vagina clown-cars and all :) A Must read for anyone looking for a good time :)

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63 of 72 people found the following review helpful

10++++++ Stars! Favorite Book Ever!

By Ana's Attic on August 18, 2012

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Read more of my reviews (and the stuff Amazon made me edit out) and rants at Ana's Attic Sexy Tales.

I am in love. Yes, I have a total girl crush on Tara Sivec. Move over Christian Grey, I'm switching teams. I am ready to move near Tara and stalk her so I can be her best friend (and maybe lick her face a little. I love her that much). Or maybe it's the characters she wrote I want to hang with. Or are they one in the same?

Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec is hands down my new favorite book. I laughed so much during this book scary things were happening to my body. Seriously. I was eating chips (damn my husband for leaving those Bugles out!) and one SHOT out my nose. At the same time, my tampon dislodged itself (thank God that didn't shoot all the way out too!) I had a little cough while reading this, so every time I laughed, I would break into a coughing fit. My family had 911 on speed dial. My husband has been looking at me like I grew two heads and mumbling "uh oh, she's at it again" every time I picked up the book to read more. I kept having to put this book down because I didn't want it to end, and my face, stomach and chest muscles started hurting.

So here is the plot. The book opens with Claire talking about how much she had no desire for rugrats. (I get this, I was married 7 years before I went off the pill.) Claire is a trash talking, diarrhea of the mouth, ADD riddled woman that you can't help but relate to and fall in love with. But at 20 years old, she was desperate to give up her v-card. She met this amazing, swoony guy at a frat party.

"I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment? I will cut a b*#ch.Read more ›

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29 of 34 people found the following review helpful

Best Book Ever!!!!

By Mom1234 on August 14, 2012

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I have read lots & lots of books! This just make my #1 on my fav list. Its a mix of sexy and hilariousness (is that a word? is now!)all wrapped up in one awesome book! I want to yell at the roof tops for all my fellow book peeps to read! So I am doing the best I can do to spread the word. The only other book I have laughed out loud at is "One for The Money" Series-this one had my husband reading over my shoulder giggling with me! Best $6 ever spent! BUY IT!!!!

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11 of 13 people found the following review helpful

So, just shoot me, already. I didn't enjoy it as much as everyone else

By Kathleen McClain on October 26, 2012

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Okay. Don't you hate it when you're the one person whose review is totally out of line with everyone else's? I don't disagree with the other reviewers that this author can be very funny. IMHO, however, the humor gets tired and even tedious after a while.

I liked the opening chapters and bits and pieces of the rest of the book as well. The thing is, the characters act and talk like they're closer to 15 than 25 and have that young type of sex-related humor which, to me, gets boring after a while. Similarly, a lot of the book is chick-lit/Bridget Jones type humor where the protagonist is always doing things to embarrass herself (in this book often related to sex) which other people hear or see and she is mortified. For me, that kind of humor gets tiring as well. Better is the kid and the mommy humor: "I will not sell my child to gypsies. I will not sell my child to gypsies." Much of the opening chapters are this latter type of humor and why I ordered the book after reading the sample.

The love story is rather silly, more like something one would find in a young adult novel (maybe even younger than that given the rather mature level of some young adult novels) but with sexual thoughts and some sexual action thrown in. I think you have to be younger than I am to enjoy this novel--but then again, given the great reviews, maybe not. But if you have limited tolerance for juvenile sex and chick lit type humor, you might want to consider giving this one a pass.

TEXT TO SPEECH PROBLEM. The text to speech software did not recognize either periods or question marks in this book file so the book read like a run-on sentence, making it difficult to understand at times. The software recognize and pause for commas.

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15 of 18 people found the following review helpful

not even worth the 99cents

By P on April 9, 2013

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That's all, there is no plot, no character development, and a huge amount of swear words, I use curse words everyday and I dont mind reading theme, but c'mon this was unbearable.

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25 of 32 people found the following review helpful

Not a fan.

By Ellen K on September 19, 2012

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I was really looking forward to this book. Most of the reviews are positively glowing in the references to humor and story line.

I found a bit of humor, but mostly I found misspellings, lack of (or overabundance of) punctuation, and unbelievable situations.

If you have a threshold for acceptable use of profanity, I might venture to guess you will reach that threshold fairly early on.

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Funniest Book I have ever read!!!

The book is the most entertaining book I think I have ever read. I literally laughed out loud. The story is so real life! It's the best mixture of romance and comedy!!

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GREAT BOOK

Quirky friends, one night stands, unplanned pregnancy and alcohol, lots of alcohol. I haven't laughed so hard at a book in a long time. LOVE this book.

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Did I miss something????

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