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Seinlanguage [Paperback]

Jerry Seinfeld
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (111 customer reviews)

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Book Description

September 2, 2008
Seinfeld. For more than 33 million viewers, the Emmy Award-winning television show has become a Thursday night ritual. Even though the show has ended, Jerry Seinfeld's distinct brand of humor can still be yours.

In his #1 New York Times bestselling book, SeinLanguage, Jerry Seinfeld has captured on the page his views on topics ranging from Raisinettes to relationships, from childhood to cop shows, and from parents to power suits. This must-have book for all fans—and who isn't a fan?—remains available in both paperback and hardcover.


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Editorial Reviews

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Seinlanguage could easily be subtitled The World According to Jerry. First published in 1993, when Seinfeld the sitcom was establishing itself as the funniest half-hour on television, this is a collection of Jerry's musings on everything from relationships to shushing in movie theatres. Observational comedy may have reached epidemic proportions recently, but Jerry Seinfeld was, and is, the master of his domain.

"I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, 'Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye.'"

Eons hence, scholars may ponder the mysteries of this book in the same way that they now ponder the fragments of Heraclitus. Until then, Seinlanguage will continue to provide guaranteed chuckles in a neat and tidy package. Kind of like Jerry himself. --Simon Leake --This text refers to the Mass Market Paperback edition.

From Publishers Weekly

Seinfeld's collection of trademark personal observations and cultural theories was a 26-week PW bestseller.
Copyright 1994 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to the Mass Market Paperback edition.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 192 pages
  • Publisher: Bantam; Reprint edition (September 2, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0553385739
  • ISBN-13: 978-0553385731
  • Product Dimensions: 0.6 x 5.4 x 8.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 9.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (111 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #143,868 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Customer Reviews

Not much more I can say...if you like Seinfeld's stuff, just read the book. Andrew  |  24 reviewers made a similar statement
This book is laugh out loud funny. Richard Ryan  |  17 reviewers made a similar statement
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
31 of 32 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Easy, Quick, True Comedy January 28, 2001
Format:Mass Market Paperback
Jerry Seinfeld has to be one of the funniest comedians in the world. His hit show Seinfeld is off the air, but if you still want to catch some of his silly humor, check out this book. Since he was fifteen he has been writing down silly thoughts that came to mind. Now he collected all of his abstract writings and put them in a book. This book is very easy to read. The pages contain short little stories that happen to everybody throughout life and he adds his quick little humourous comments. A lot of it is straight from the show. At times I found myself laughing out loud. This book is basically in the setup as if Seinfeld was on stage doing a comedy bit for you. I found this book a humorous buy and went through it in two days.
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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Funniest man alive July 8, 2000
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Format:Hardcover
I'm a big Seinfeld (the sitcom) fan, and the most funny parts of the show, I think, are those introductions where Jerry is doing what he's the best at: stand-up comedy. I couldn't help not to laugh at those commentaries about everyday situations. I thought that there had to be a book about these. So I looked up on Amazon.com and found it, "Sein Language" both in paperback and hardcover editions (I bought this last one)! I read it in three days after the delivery, and I got to tell you, this guy is the funniest man alive! His comments are so intelligent and well written that I couldn't believe my eyes. The book itself is a solid hardcover, with a nice sleevecover and thick pages. There are B&W photos of Jerry in the beggining of each chapter (the book is divided into aspects of life, like dating, jobs,etc.).If you like the sitcom and love to laugh, you gotta get it!
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18 of 21 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Not enough, May 16, 2002
Format:Mass Market Paperback
I read SeinLanguage a few years after the show was over. I was a big fan of Seinfeld and I often watch the reruns. My following of Seinfeld eventually led me to tapes of his standup act.

After watching the show and listening to his standup act, reading SeinLanguage was a bit redundant. The reader will not find very much new material in this book. Most of the jokes come from his standup act, which inspired scenarios in the TV show.

The jokes are funny and I always laugh, but I picked up this book hoping for an insight into Jerry Seinfeld's life. All I found was a series of jokes about different topics, most of which I had already heard.

I think you can probably pass this one up.

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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining as you'd expect
A lot of it is rom his stand up concerts but just like the show, it is funny every time.
Published 23 days ago by db
4.0 out of 5 stars It's strange to read Seinfeld's comedy in print.
It's strange to read Seinfeld's comedy in print rather than seeing him do it live. There's so much of Jerry in his comedy live, the movements, etc. Read more
Published 1 month ago by KEN D CRETEN
3.0 out of 5 stars OK
what can anyone say it is a BOOK you have no right to demand how many words to write. because

of that demand i usually wont write anything why do you need so many... Read more
Published 2 months ago by L August Rockwell
1.0 out of 5 stars Sad
What a waste of money. What'd you do Jerry take all the scripts from seinfeld and roll it all up into one. Another way to make more money for the filthy rich.
Published 8 months ago by Johnnyc
4.0 out of 5 stars fun book
it is a good sample of his standup type comedy and provides some good laughs
the book can brighten up a dull day
Published 10 months ago by wireman
4.0 out of 5 stars Funy stuff
This is one of those I always meant to read but just never got around to.
Most of the stuff in here you already saw on the TV show, but since I loved the show, it didnt hurt... Read more
Published 16 months ago by Brad
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny by the Master of stand up comedy.
Nobody does it better, nobody. Jerry Seinfeld stands alone on the world stage of comedy. This book reminds us of all the wonderful days of the "Seinfeld" show and all his crazy,... Read more
Published 19 months ago by Steve A. Balsamo
4.0 out of 5 stars As expected very funny
I just read the book version first published in 1993. As expected it is very funny. Seinfeld is an all around great comedian whether he creates a TV series, does stand up comedy,... Read more
Published 22 months ago by Gaetan Lion
4.0 out of 5 stars Eh
Jerry's hilarious -- but did he write this in 20 minutes? I was hoping for a book that would last me a bit longer than this. Oh well, it's still funny I guess. Read more
Published 23 months ago by redrobin51
4.0 out of 5 stars Examples of what you might find in here
"SeinLanguage" is simply a collection of witty observations made by the comedic genius, Jerry Seinfeld. Read more
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