Mentions in media
"What's the latest craze that takes the cake as far as bizarre palate pleasers? Cocktails made with semen" - NewsOne
"He made semen-eating seem, if not reasonable, at least mostly harmless. And then there are the photos, which give a new dimension to the term 'food porn.' " - SF Weekly
"We're pretty sure every man could use some tips on semen presentation, but the best part of the book has got to be the drinks' names." - Phoenix New Times
From the Author
It is almost a shame to add anything to a good quality cognac, anything, that is, except for semen. However, my first attempts at perfecting the blending of these two heavenly fluids were disappointing. I found, as is often the case, that simplicity is best. Splashing the semen into the well-filled glass is an entertaining way to serve cognac.
2 oz of the finest cognac you can afford
1 tsp Semen
I found that it is best to first allow the semen to just begin to melt, at the initial stage of melting. This takes a few minutes. If the semen is unusually thick, quickly dilute with a few drops of water. Splash the semen into the cognac and enjoy.
Surprisingly, I have found that unlike cognac that grows better with age, Heavenly Cognac tastes best when made with the seminal fluids of a younger producer.