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Seriously [Kindle Edition]

Dale Andrew White
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Book Description

* "Seriously," an excerpt from the short story collection "Return of the Dittos"
- A young man's ambition and his determination to escape his family history take a turn for the hilarious when his past catches up with him...

"White has a wonderful talent for engaging the unexpected, and his quick turns are wild and fun... 'Return of the Dittos' strikes a balance between contemporary and fine-aged humor that can't be found anywhere else and is as refreshing as it is funny." BookReview..com

"... raw, in-your-face humor worthy of Comedy Central." ReaderViews.com

"If you have the type of humor that appreciates the bizarre ad offbeat, and count me in, then you will enjoy 'Return of the Dittos.'" Feathered Quill Book Reviews

PLUS A BONUS SHORT STORY:
* "Lunacy Grounded," an excerpt from the short story collection "Moe Howard Died For Our Sins"
- When Jack Ayers lightened up, he knew he wasn't normal...

Product Details

  • File Size: 148 KB
  • Print Length: 12 pages
  • Publisher: Twin Rivers Press (May 7, 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004ZUIO9K
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,990,619 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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1.0 out of 5 stars I Guess My Humor is broke April 17, 2013
By Edna
Format:Kindle Edition
This was just not even almost OK. I read it in 10 mins and just stared into my coffee cup.
It was free but so is air. Just breathe the air and skip this one.
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More About the Author

Dale Andrew White is the author of the interview collection "Encounters with Authors" and the short story collections "Moe Howard Died For Our Sins" and "Return of the Dittos," which are available in paperback and on Amazon Kindle. His Kindle books also include "Disaster on the Sunshine Skyway," "'Psycho' Analysis: an interpretation of Alfred Hitchcock's cinematic masterpiece," "A Field Guide to Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds," "Tales of Old Florida" and "A Florida Anthology."

White's humorous short stories have appeared in Modern Short Stories, Comic Relief, The MacGuffin, Nuthouse, Beyond Science Fiction & Fantasy and numerous other magazines and journals.

Midwest Book Review calls him "a natural born storyteller with an especial flair for blending fantasy, whimsy, satire and a fevered imagination into original stories that are replete with ribald humor and reader-engaging novelty."

BookReview.com warns that to open a Dale Andrew White short story collection "is to invite trouble - and probably enjoy it."

White is a member of Humor Writers of America. His short story collections have been nominated for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor.

Several of White's short stories are now also available separately on Amazon Kindle.

Read excerpts from White's short story collections and comments by his readers and reviewers at:
http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/384526.Dale_Andrew_White

Also available separately on Amazon Kindle are White's interviews with Sir Peter Saunders, Agatha Christie's theatrical producer; "The Blackboard Jungle" author Evan Hunter, who as Ed McBain also penned the 87th Precinct mystery series; John Mortimer, creator of "Rumpole of the Bailey"; novelist Chaim Potok; "Hagar the Horrible" cartoonist Dik Browne; "Up the Down Staircase" author Bel Kaufman; novelist Eugenia Price; "Watership Down" author Richard Adams; neo-realist author Alain Robbe-Grillet; Pulitzer Prize-winning poet Richard Eberhart; rock pioneers Little Richard and Bo Diddley; pop artist Andy Warhol; behavioral psychologist B.F. Skinner; fantasy and science fiction author Andre Norton; macabre cartoonist Gahan Wilson and others.




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