Seriously Good Music Series: Burlesque

Various Artists (Artist) | Format: Audio CD

Product Details

• Audio CD (July 17, 2007)
• Original Release Date: 2007
• Number of Discs: 1
• Label: Petrol
• ASIN: B000R7I2T2
• Also Available in: MP3 Download
• Average Customer Review: 1.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #212,153 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

Track Listings

1. Mr. Sex - Lenny Burns

2. No Nice Strippers - I Monster

3. Genital Blow Room - In Flagranti

4. Seherezade Mon Amour - Monsieur Blumemberg

5. In Three Hands (V Tri Ruki) - Oleg Kostrow

6. Picton du Bocage - Barth

7. Lonely Souljah - Professor Angel Dust

8. Nue Sur le Sofa - Julien Ribot

9. I Am a Lady - Her Majesty's Sound

10. Parade - Francois Elie Roulin

11. Lodos - Orient Expressions

12. Incompletude - Olaf Hund

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

15 of 16 people found the following review helpful:

2.0 out of 5 stars "Erotic" Novelty songs, September 4, 2007

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Amaranth "music fan" (Northern California) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Seriously Good Music Series: Burlesque (Audio CD)

Burlesque has always had an element of comedy, from Mae West's bawdy humor to the snappy wit of Gypsy Rose Lee. On this "Burlesque" compilation, however, comedy overwhelms whatever steaminess there's supposed to be. Instead of mood music fit for a night of love, it's better for stand-up routines, drinking games, and driving away unwanted solicitors in its sheer absurdity. The compilation needs the advisory label "Warning:May Cause Celibacy."

Orient Expressions' Eastern-flavored "Lodos" and Julien Ribot's charmingly retro "Nue sur la sofa" (naked upon a sofa) are the sole redeeming tracks. "Mr. Sex", "No Nice Strippers" and "Genital Blow Room" are as sexy&steamy as the raunchy American Pie comedies. By being outright sexual, they lack the sensuality of a Marvin Gaye or Sade. In fact, they'd be perfect for abstinence-only sex ed programs. Monsieur Blumemberg's "Scheherazade Mon Amour" is pseudo-Arabic music while "In three Hands" by Oleg Kostrow has a woman moaning and muttering in Russian. Barth's "Picton Du Bocage" has the sexy lyrics of "I want to read all the books on your shelf." Back in my college days, I knew a couple who wanted to have a sexless marriage solely for each other's libraries. Thanks for the memories. There's the weird reggae trip-hop of Professor Angel Dust's "Lonely Souljah" and Her Majesty's Sound's "I am a lady"--which sounds like a cheesy James Bond soundtrack reject. "Parade" is a pretentious runway track worthy of "Ugly Betty",accompanying the models of Mode. The closing song, Olaf Hund's "Incompletude",sounds like flatulence set to music. Beans, beans, the musical food.

"Seriously Good Music:Burlesque" isn't even serious, or good. If you want erotic, sensual music, go for Enya's "Shepherd Moons" (the "Lothlorien" track sounds worthy of hobbit/elf lovemaking), Azam Ali's "Elysium for the Brave", Niyaz's self-titled debut (especially "Ghazal" and "Minara"), and anything by the Egyptian diva Natacha Atlas or the Brazilian songstress Bebel Gilberto. Erotic, tantric music is out there...this isn't it. Seriously.

1 of 11 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars bad quality, June 13, 2009

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Richard M. Muzy - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Seriously Good Music Series: Burlesque (Audio CD)

the item said it was in exelent condition but when i recieved the disk it looked like it had been soaked for a few hourls and left to dry the cd jacket was completly stuck together and coldnt be opened let alone be taken out and the cd was loose in the case and was also stuck to the jacket and had to be ripped off. the cd skipps badly through most of the tracks due to water damage.