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NO International Shipping(US ONLY) Sex Panther Cologne. Offically Licensed Anchorman product.
Yea you know you want it! That nasty animalistic scent of a raging beast is sure to turn you into the sex animal you know you are. Sex Panther Cologne is a Cologne, a manly cologne, so don't even try wearing it if you are not manly or it will melt your face off like the guy at the end of Indiana Jones. How do i put it on, some ask? Most people unscrew the cap, apply it by the handful to every ounce of exposed skin and pour generous amounts down the pants. It would be unwise to drink it directly out of the bottle as no human being could possibly endure that, except for Superman or Kitty Dukakis. How does Sex Panther Cologne Work? Remember that guy in San Diego who stole the tank and drove over cars on the freeway for like four hours? It's like that except in cologne form. If you don't agree you need to put more on. What else do I know about Sex Panther Cologne? Two Words: Mustache Rides. Sex Panther Cologne may, or may not contain any of the following ingredients: Elk, Bunny, Dolphin The Mammal, not the Fish), Bear and even possibly Beaver. Ron Burgandy. 60% of the time, it works every time. **Currently unable to ship outside of US. InterINTERNATIONAL SHIPPING OUTSIDE OF US UNAVAILABLE**
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276 of 319 people found the following review helpful
By J. D. Crane
I received this cologne as a gift from my younger brother.
He had saved his money from mowing lawns the entire summer and told me that I was his big bubba and he loved me. I opened the cologne and it's smell lit up my senses in a way that I can not begin to describe.
I wore it to school the next day and noticed that teachers seemed to bend over a lot more in front of me, the girls all seemed to stay near my locker, and the principal called me into his office for a "long talk."
It seems that I have an animal magnetism that can only be explained by the power of this mighty cologne. I have since run out of the cologne and since my mom took away my allowance for molesting a family of badgers(illegal in my county) I have resorted to trying and making my own cologne to wear.
I have tried many things, but most of the time people look at me in disgust and wrinkle their noses as if I am something on the bottom of their shoe that they wish someone had cleaned up before they had stepped in me.
I miss the power that I had over the fairer sex when I wore this cologne. I was the only guy to meet a girl at the movies on Friday, and meeting a girl in this town when they only show a movie twice week? That is a big deal. Usually, we have to make out in the rusted out school park after 11, but the movies you have the cover of darkness to hunt. And that is what I did when I was Sex Panther Johnston. Hunted out the ladies.
Now I cry.
He had saved his money from mowing lawns the entire summer and told me that I was his big bubba and he loved me. I opened the cologne and it's smell lit up my senses in a way that I can not begin to describe.
I wore it to school the next day and noticed that teachers seemed to bend over a lot more in front of me, the girls all seemed to stay near my locker, and the principal called me into his office for a "long talk."
It seems that I have an animal magnetism that can only be explained by the power of this mighty cologne. I have since run out of the cologne and since my mom took away my allowance for molesting a family of badgers(illegal in my county) I have resorted to trying and making my own cologne to wear.
I have tried many things, but most of the time people look at me in disgust and wrinkle their noses as if I am something on the bottom of their shoe that they wish someone had cleaned up before they had stepped in me.
I miss the power that I had over the fairer sex when I wore this cologne. I was the only guy to meet a girl at the movies on Friday, and meeting a girl in this town when they only show a movie twice week? That is a big deal. Usually, we have to make out in the rusted out school park after 11, but the movies you have the cover of darkness to hunt. And that is what I did when I was Sex Panther Johnston. Hunted out the ladies.
Now I cry.
21 of 21 people found the following review helpful
By M. Trentham
Amazon Verified Purchase
Bought this as a gift for my brother. bought it as a joke but it surprising smells really good.
41 of 49 people found the following review helpful
By D. Horvitz
I bought this on the idea of it being funny, but when I actually smelt it and it is actually really good! I'm not an expert on calognes, the only other one I use is Express Reserve.
The two reasons I gave it a 4 star and not 5 is because:
1. It does NOT have real bits of panther
2. It smells similar (but better than) to Axe Body Spray, my girl friend swears that it does
Other than that, it's a novelty gag gift that actually is a decent product, a little over priced, but when people ask what your wear, you can have the satisfaction of saying Sex Panther, and you can't put a price on that
The two reasons I gave it a 4 star and not 5 is because:
1. It does NOT have real bits of panther
2. It smells similar (but better than) to Axe Body Spray, my girl friend swears that it does
Other than that, it's a novelty gag gift that actually is a decent product, a little over priced, but when people ask what your wear, you can have the satisfaction of saying Sex Panther, and you can't put a price on that
Most Recent Customer Reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars
Doesnt smell like desire
Studies show that 60% of the time this cologne works 100% of the time. I beg to differ. It burns your nostrils and smells like Bigfoot's dick.
Published 8 days ago by Thealphalum
5.0 out of 5 stars
Helped me lose my virginity.
Directions:
1. Spray Cologne
2. Attract ridiculous amount of women.
3. Make love to them.
4. Repeat. Read more
1. Spray Cologne
2. Attract ridiculous amount of women.
3. Make love to them.
4. Repeat. Read more
Published 15 days ago by Rehan Kadri
3.0 out of 5 stars
Good gag gift
Got this for my brother, he thought it was funny. I myself have no had the chance to smell it so I can't give it a good review.
Published 1 month ago by Matthew Fuller
5.0 out of 5 stars
its a formidable scent
its made with bits of real panther so you know its good. they've done studies you know! they say sixty precent of the time it works every time.
Published 1 month ago by lil coe
3.0 out of 5 stars
Ok...
Pretty expensive for an average product, you're just paying for the name. As far as quality is concerned you could find something of the same or better quality at any store.
Published 2 months ago by Leonid Grachev
5.0 out of 5 stars
Works like a charm
I've been using Sex Panther for years and recently had the opportunity to introduce it to a group of my co-workers. Read more
Published 2 months ago by M. Fulton
5.0 out of 5 stars
Great Gift
Was an awesome gift. My boyfriend loved it. It's hilarious but also actually smells amazing. I almost wanted to keep it for myself -_-
Published 2 months ago by Alexandra Mullen
4.0 out of 5 stars
Cologne is the name of a city in Germany
It smells surprisingly nice. Does not sting the nostrils. It says I have to write down 11 more words so....
Published 2 months ago by Caitlyn
4.0 out of 5 stars
Awesome
This item was really good and I've been complimented a lot. The only problem I have is the price. Seems a little much, but I did recently find out this cologne was in a movie so I... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Sean
5.0 out of 5 stars
Gift for a friend
Was given as a gift for a friend. He loved it and the fact that the cologne is not of a quality at all really adds to the funness of this gift.
Published 2 months ago by BracDiver
