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Sex Panther 1.7-oz Cologne Spray

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  • Sex Panther Cologne 1.7 oz
  • Officially Licensed from Anchorman
  • 60% of the time, it works every time.
  • (actually smells great)
  • currently unable to ship outside of US
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NO International Shipping(US ONLY) Sex Panther Cologne. Offically Licensed Anchorman product. Yea you know you want it! That nasty animalistic scent of a raging beast is sure to turn you into the sex animal you know you are. Sex Panther Cologne is a Cologne, a manly cologne, so don't even try wearing it if you are not manly or it will melt your face off like the guy at the end of Indiana Jones. How do i put it on, some ask? Most people unscrew the cap, apply it by the handful to every ounce of exposed skin and pour generous amounts down the pants. It would be unwise to drink it directly out of the bottle as no human being could possibly endure that, except for Superman or Kitty Dukakis. How does Sex Panther Cologne Work? Remember that guy in San Diego who stole the tank and drove over cars on the freeway for like four hours? It's like that except in cologne form. If you don't agree you need to put more on. What else do I know about Sex Panther Cologne? Two Words: Mustache Rides. Sex Panther Cologne may, or may not contain any of the following ingredients: Elk, Bunny, Dolphin The Mammal, not the Fish), Bear and even possibly Beaver. Ron Burgandy. 60% of the time, it works every time. **Currently unable to ship outside of US. InterINTERNATIONAL SHIPPING OUTSIDE OF US UNAVAILABLE**

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  • Shipping Weight: 1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • ASIN: B001LNG4YG
  • UPC: 885240906585 649241877349 885147964947 881788953098 885224418493
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (119 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #10,216 in Beauty (See Top 100 in Beauty)
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It actually smells really good.
Aidan
Bought this as a gift for my brother. bought it as a joke but it surprising smells really good.
M. Trentham
It's smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
Nelson Grande

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49 of 50 people found the following review helpful By Noel C. on September 15, 2012
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This is a very nice smelling cologne. It reminds me of a clean just out of the shower smell. I am very happy with this purchase.
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468 of 541 people found the following review helpful By J. D. Crane on October 10, 2009
I received this cologne as a gift from my younger brother.

He had saved his money from mowing lawns the entire summer and told me that I was his big bubba and he loved me. I opened the cologne and it's smell lit up my senses in a way that I can not begin to describe.

I wore it to school the next day and noticed that teachers seemed to bend over a lot more in front of me, the girls all seemed to stay near my locker, and the principal called me into his office for a "long talk."

It seems that I have an animal magnetism that can only be explained by the power of this mighty cologne. I have since run out of the cologne and since my mom took away my allowance for molesting a family of badgers(illegal in my county) I have resorted to trying and making my own cologne to wear.

I have tried many things, but most of the time people look at me in disgust and wrinkle their noses as if I am something on the bottom of their shoe that they wish someone had cleaned up before they had stepped in me.

I miss the power that I had over the fairer sex when I wore this cologne. I was the only guy to meet a girl at the movies on Friday, and meeting a girl in this town when they only show a movie twice week? That is a big deal. Usually, we have to make out in the rusted out school park after 11, but the movies you have the cover of darkness to hunt. And that is what I did when I was Sex Panther Johnston. Hunted out the ladies.

Now I cry.
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41 of 45 people found the following review helpful By M. Trentham on August 1, 2009
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Bought this as a gift for my brother. bought it as a joke but it surprising smells really good.
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18 of 20 people found the following review helpful By Rehan Kadri on May 5, 2013
Directions:
1. Spray Cologne
2. Attract ridiculous amount of women.
3. Make love to them.
4. Repeat.

WARNING:
For your own safety, do not stand too close to the ladies while enjoying the fine aroma of Sex Panther Cologne.
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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful By Alexandra Mullen on March 15, 2013
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Was an awesome gift. My boyfriend loved it. It's hilarious but also actually smells amazing. I almost wanted to keep it for myself -_-
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51 of 65 people found the following review helpful By D. Fowler on September 18, 2013
I'll start by saying that the only shirt that I own is Three Wolf Moon. So, I already have to deal with hordes of women and men alike fawning all over me (and the occasional canine).

I was very nervous when I first received this product. Not because of its packaging - because a man in a wolf shirt should never be afraid. But because I didn't know what would happen when I added something as pungent as Sex Panther to my already testosterone maxed wolf wearing self.

Upon first spray, I immediately sprouted a mustache. And then a moustache. I walked out my front door, and before I got to the end of my driveway I had already given one lucky lady a mustache ride. I'm not sure if it was the cologne, my shirt, or the combination of the two, but all other verile males in the area immediately went blind and developed ED.

Aft r tha;t d;

#EDIT#

A note from the Reviewer's brother - The Reviewer is no longer capable of continuing his response. Due to the constant bombardment of women, he no longer is able to use his hands for anything other than sex. I would rate this product a five out of five, but since I'm blind and impotent now, I kind of wish I had purchased this product first.
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42 of 54 people found the following review helpful By C. Sharpe on December 4, 2009
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I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. Sex Panther cologne really does smell pretty good. It's quite pungent. Definitely classier than London Gentleman and more formidable than Blackbeard's Delight. The scent is similar to Cool Water by Davidoff and Acqua Di Gio By Giorgio Armani. It is distinctively man.

I also felt it is overpriced for the size, but it will make a great gift for my brother for Christmas.

You stay classy, Planet Earth.
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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful By kyle andrew hamilton on December 22, 2013
With-in an hour you'll be doing the no pants dance, it's a formidable scent. Better than London Gentleman and Black Beards delight. It's quite pungent, stings the nostrils - in a good way. It smells like pure gasoline
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